Paris Hilton was released from prison today just after midnight. She served 23 days in jail and lost nearly 10 pounds during her stay. And in other news, I found an old cake sitting on the sidewalk. Free dessert!
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maxxjedi | June 26, 2007 at 10:26 am
first to say woo hoo
bubba lubdubski | June 26, 2007 at 10:27 am
she looks good. wowza.
Aaron | June 26, 2007 at 10:27 am
Too bad she got out early for good behavior
aerial | June 26, 2007 at 10:27 am
coool
Snatch | June 26, 2007 at 10:30 am
If it were any of us, we’d serve the full time. Still bullshit. Admit though, she doesn’t look too bad.
sunone | June 26, 2007 at 10:30 am
wow. hate to admit it, but she actually looks halfway decent without five pounds of make-up on. and is that a genuine smile?
people should go to prison more often.
RAE4KMA | June 26, 2007 at 10:31 am
She looks just like her Mom in that pic. I agree so much better without all her makeup!!
Summer Kat | June 26, 2007 at 10:31 am
BLEH!!!
Lydia | June 26, 2007 at 10:32 am
Bubba I agree, she looks good, especially without the plastered shiny make-uped face.
daguz | June 26, 2007 at 10:33 am
I found this site, and I like it…
http://www.goawayparis.com/
maxxjedi | June 26, 2007 at 10:33 am
Since she lost 10 pounds Nicole might want to go to jail to loose more weight. This could be the new Hollywood diet for all these fucked up drama queens
djthecat | June 26, 2007 at 10:33 am
she looks MUCH better… even younger! maybe this new PR group will work out for her.
Bern | June 26, 2007 at 10:34 am
Paris Hilton freed?
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YouRang | June 26, 2007 at 10:35 am
You people are crazy. She looks like hammered dog shit.
hendero67 | June 26, 2007 at 10:36 am
this fall on Fox:
Paris Hilton’s Prison Makeovers
Conky | June 26, 2007 at 10:37 am
I wish a stalker would shoot her like Lee Harvey Oswald.
Thanks
Aerialgreen | June 26, 2007 at 10:38 am
Yeah, bitch got free after very few days. Good for her?
You can tell she didn’t changed that much the moment you see the ridiculous annoying way she ran to her mother, that’s physical evidence of immaturity, because IMO you need years and years of undeserving attention and comfort to run like that.
jaime | June 26, 2007 at 10:40 am
maybe i should go to jail… i really want to lose like 8 pounds. hmmmm… what’s the quickest way to get thrown in the slammer?
Superfish | June 26, 2007 at 10:41 am
dude, im not the real superfish and all, but if i were, i’d be posting about Chris Benoit cause…he was found dead yesterday. him, his wife and his kid. that’s sad
daguz | June 26, 2007 at 10:41 am
In the last picture you can really tell that she missed the smell of freedom.. or I mean penis.
jaime | June 26, 2007 at 10:42 am
Aerialgreen i don’t think it’s “immature” to run to your mother after being in jail for almost a month… i run to my mother after i’ve had a nice poop. i think paris is really silly, but you people that hate her take it to a new level… you spend more time hating on her than focusing on other things in life. either way, love her or hate her, you’re obsessed :-)
CountDrunkulaXxX | June 26, 2007 at 10:42 am
I like how in the last picture, it looks like shes praying!!
Ohhhh man, could jail have REALLY turned her life around??
Yeah… Sure.
ssdd | June 26, 2007 at 10:45 am
She’s got that smile… now lets see ..where have I seen that … Oh yes, …ojsimpson… its the ~I am above the law grin and I do no wrong and look at all of these people who love me~ …
Sick fucking freak bitch… I hope you burn in hell.
betenoir | June 26, 2007 at 10:46 am
OK ….ding dong the bitch is free.
Can she go away now????!!!!!
kwsoze | June 26, 2007 at 10:47 am
noooooooooooo!
havoc | June 26, 2007 at 10:47 am
LMAO!!
Your headline is a little misleading.
Paris Hilton ain’t free baby……
LOL!!!
Wanky | June 26, 2007 at 10:48 am
lol ok now lets all say good things about her now….she is pretty, hot, smart, lol,,im high
tallulah | June 26, 2007 at 10:50 am
I actually think she has gained weight.
smee | June 26, 2007 at 10:50 am
Anyone who doesn’t think she has ten pounds of makeup on needs to take a closer look at the picture–she does, it’s just done to look natural. Her lips and cheeks aren’t actually that color.
bignosejew | June 26, 2007 at 10:51 am
she only got out bc she is a fuckin jew i hate jews they all have huge fuckin noses
Hollywood Agent | June 26, 2007 at 10:52 am
I have heard from a very reliable source, someone who has a Hilton Hotels Reward Card, that she is going to now be a secret weapon in the fight against Al Quida. She is going to invite Osama bin Laden to the Convict Graduation Party that her mother is going to throw for her in Las Vegas. She is then going to take Osama, OC as she calls him, out clubing, and show him all the benefits of makeup, fashion, and partying. This of course, will make him change his ways, and he will see the benefits of a capitalistic society. What a Woman!
YouRang | June 26, 2007 at 10:55 am
#28 I agree. Look at her arms. That bitch hasn’t lost weight. I know I should ignore her forever starting now, but there are so many negative things I would like to say first. For instance, she’s not very pretty for a runway model.
Deborah | June 26, 2007 at 10:56 am
I have to admit – she looks – dare I say – SMARTER without the blue contacts?? Is it just me? Maybe not smarter…just less whorish?
Chauncey Gardner | June 26, 2007 at 10:58 am
Is she going to start hanging out with Danny Trejo, now?
YeahRight | June 26, 2007 at 10:58 am
In other news Nicole Richie was heard saying “She lost 10 pounds in jail? Where do I sign up”
Guy | June 26, 2007 at 10:59 am
She does actually look kind of pretty, please let this be a change for the best.
parissucks | June 26, 2007 at 11:04 am
I’m just pissed no one brought a gun and blew her ugly face off. I’m probably also pissed that she got out as quickly as she did, but whatever. Money rules the world and all who live in it. She looks like a simpering idiot.
havoc | June 26, 2007 at 11:09 am
She looks like she desperately needs a dose of throat yogurt tossed down her gullet.
I mean a broom handle in jail can only do so much….
Sid | June 26, 2007 at 11:12 am
I learned a lot from these pictures
Lesson 1 : Jail makes you happy.
Lesson 2 : Makeup makes you ugly
Lesson 3 : There is a party after going out of jail
Lesson 4 : Cute policemans are invited to the party
I going to jail now.
cas | June 26, 2007 at 11:20 am
yey! i bet shes so happy to be out shes really lucky that she only got 23 days but shes paris and im glad shes out coz i dont think shes a bad person realy and its not asif she did anythin real real bad!she looks great as always and i dont think that many people can carry the whole been in jail look off but she did! whoop whoop party party!
Fishstick | June 26, 2007 at 11:21 am
Is it just me or is that picture of Lisa Rinna above the comments not just disturbing but also somewhat nausea-inducing?
that girl | June 26, 2007 at 11:24 am
Oh god, I hate to say…
…..but she does look good. That outfit is superb…except for the shoes that look about three sizes too small….but still…fucking bitch.
corey | June 26, 2007 at 11:28 am
Yes im so happy she is out of that horrible place, she looks so beautiful, lets just hope she dosent go back to her old ways and really does try to make a change for the better, plus she looks so much better with out the blue contacts
Fehklar | June 26, 2007 at 11:35 am
Who the fuck is Chris Benoit?
YouRang | June 26, 2007 at 11:36 am
So when you people say Paris looks good, you mean she looks good for Paris Hilton right? Because compared to a good looking woman, she does not look good. I’m starting to think you Paris supporters were paid to come here and say positive things about this cancer on society.
Sparkles13 | June 26, 2007 at 11:37 am
NOT A FUCKING THING HAS CHANGED. She’s still the blatant attention craving whore she was before she went in. Anyone see the video of this whole thing? She ever so dramatically ran to her mommy’s arms, then got in the vehicle, LEFT THE WINDOWS DOWN and instantly started posing for pictures. If you can’t see that this entire thing was a publicity stunt, then you’re just as dumb as she is.
my comment | June 26, 2007 at 11:51 am
Pencil jeans and white pumps?
Send her back to jail!
extra income | June 26, 2007 at 11:51 am
Paris Hilton is stupid.
poeticmutiny | June 26, 2007 at 12:01 pm
maybe he meant that she lost -10 lbs… there’s no way she wasn’t eating.
lambman | June 26, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Well, at least after that initial house-arrest fiasco she took her punishment like a man…which makes sense because, you know, she has a penis.