Paris Hilton is fishy and other news

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2009

- Criss Angel is such a master of magic, he has a woman’s haircut. Ta-da! [PopEater]

- Billy Ray Cyrus approves of Miley’s pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards. Is anyone really surprised by this? Honestly. [The Blemish]

- Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves are dating. [Lainey Gossip]

- Leighton Meester sounds like an amazing person to take to dinner. [Celebslam]

- Renee Zellweger needs to be stopped. Seriously. This is getting ridiculous. [PopSugar]

- Megan Fox is hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live. [Just Jared]

- Brad Pitt calls Tom Cruise’s Valkyrie “ridiculous.” Ha! Midgets can’t kill Hitler.[Splash News]