Paris Hilton is engaged. Maybe.

December 8th, 2006 // 64 Comments
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  1. CowgirlUp

    She’s filthy rich, can buy her own diamonds, and put the ring on her own finger. Mystery solved.

  2. MizScarlett

    Oh, how the mind reels –

    With all his money, you’d think that Stav-O could arrange for a better haircut. He looks like Dweezil Zappa after chemo.

    #5 – Good one! The whole fan-damily has the weird eyeball thing going, Nicky included. One can only hope they never go skeet-shooting.

    In the last pic, Paris looks like a madam in a whorehouse bathroom. It’s clearly just a matter of time before she takes over where Heidi Fleiss left off.

    Oh, yes, and #34 – you might want to take your delightful wit to a place it will be appreciated. Schmuck.com, perhaps.

  3. ruikemia

    She’s got toilet paper stuck to her shoe in that last pic.

  4. NicotineEyePatch

    #53, those are her panties. I think she just leaves them around her ankles because, hey, it saves time.

  5. ToiletDuck

    #54…

    Absofuckinlutely hilarious – !!!! LOLOLOL

  6. nychag

    that dress is nice..

    why is that guy pushing her away?

  7. Discordia

    That last picture really creeps me out for some reason.

  8. Man…what the F?

  9. stonefoxhippie

    Damn, those hilton sisters are UGLY! In picture #2 nicky’s got quite a honker, hey!

  10. killeristic

    it looks fake because of her finger. whateverrr

  11. EJ

    Heh. 52, your searing commentary made me want to cut myself until I realized I don’t give a fuck. :D

    Nice try, though. ;)

  12. tjinsf

    Stavros is probably not the brightest guy in the world, hanging out with Paris and all, but I do not care …. HE IS HOTTTTTT

  13. who would give her a ring…

  14. I read about his issues and his past-hope he’s got his s*h*i*t together. Sounds like Katy could be stepping into a mine field if he doesn’t. Good luck to them both, though!

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