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HolisticWisdomcom | December 8, 2006 at 11:34 am
Jesus, can you imagine a child from those two?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
jazzdrummer420 | December 8, 2006 at 11:34 am
Who would marry this tranny?!?!?! I guess the Greek really loves the back door huh?
Shahlooblah | December 8, 2006 at 11:37 am
Knowing her its probably her latest fantasy, i guess having a baby one passed now its being engaged. Then she is going to pretend she is married to a broom and then she’ll pretend to have little broom babies.
What will she imagine next???
jrzmommy | December 8, 2006 at 11:38 am
“and here’s one of me getting banged by my kinkajou!”
Peter Coffin | December 8, 2006 at 11:38 am
Wow, even a giant diamond can’t get me to look away from her lazy eye.
Jenna | December 8, 2006 at 11:44 am
Hey Stavros, this is a black and white dinner not blue and grey. Dipshit.
Chach | December 8, 2006 at 11:44 am
Um, if this is a black and white party, why is the douche bag wearing a blue shirt?
shanonorato | December 8, 2006 at 11:44 am
Zoinks!
not from the CIA | December 8, 2006 at 11:53 am
I wonder if her man Starving Nachos will mind being married to a whore. I heard that you can reach inside her and pull out Christmas presents.
allyrising | December 8, 2006 at 11:55 am
The Greeks are hairy. If they reproduce, the kid will be the first ever sasquatch with the type 2 herpes virus.
Fold My Laundry Please | December 8, 2006 at 11:55 am
“Celebutard”
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Italian Stallion | December 8, 2006 at 11:56 am
The dumb bitch doesn’t even know how to work her own african-american-berry……..
MrSemprini | December 8, 2006 at 12:00 pm
I thought she had been sterilized by Planned Parenthood already?
leezastudio | December 8, 2006 at 12:02 pm
i don’t think broom sticks can get preggers. How will a fetus survive in a shriveled dryed up fetus cave? it just might fall out from the huge gaping hole between her legs.
her nose is so long, maybe they’ll look like Pinnochio? a really hairy Pinnochio
NipsyHustle | December 8, 2006 at 12:04 pm
#7
rules are for people on payroll. stavros nachos is a billionaire. he could come in there with only a grass skirt. In fact he coult enter carrying paris with his left arm inserted in her ass up to the elbow and no one would cut on the house lights in shock. i’m sure the invite read : “Black and White party and whatever Stav Nachos Wears”
jesseeca | December 8, 2006 at 12:04 pm
she just does stuff like this so people will talk about her. Besides rampant STDs, this is what her and Lindsey have in common.
blessed_be25 | December 8, 2006 at 12:05 pm
i just want to hold him down and feed him. what? thats not a guy in chick clothes.
enfilade | December 8, 2006 at 12:05 pm
I’m sure this marriage would last long.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
hilaroushillary | December 8, 2006 at 12:12 pm
hmmmm, for a greek, he’s ok, not perfect but ok. the other one , the paris guy was a tad cuter, tho. he should better be hitting me, we share the same confession and I make wonderful pitas and gyros !!
crabbie | December 8, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Paris believes you shouldn’t have sex until you’re married.
There, I said it with a straight face.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
hilaroushillary | December 8, 2006 at 12:24 pm
@ #20: *snicker*
BigJism | December 8, 2006 at 12:29 pm
… I wouldn’t tap that with your schlong, hillary.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 8, 2006 at 12:30 pm
I thought she was married to her music. What the fuck.
rainbowbinky | December 8, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Okay, is it me, or do some of these pictures not look like the others? I mean, in the ones with Stavknob, Paris has stripped her jewelry, the little white string from her dress and I’d almost swear her nails are black, but it’s hard to tell. In the lone ones, tah dah! Jewelry, red nails, little white string.
Maybe this is just what happens at exclusive LA parties. Maybe it’s trendy to strips off one’s baubles as the evening dwindles on, but it seems odd. Damn logic. Though I suppose Paris would never wear the same dress twice – and, alas, there would go my grand conspiracy theory.
magickal | December 8, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Was that last picture taken in the loo? WTF?
ponk | December 8, 2006 at 12:44 pm
what’s the greek translation for “Popazao”?
EJ | December 8, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Well, they’d better get busy. It’s her dream to have four kids in the next five years, you know.
wedgeone | December 8, 2006 at 12:48 pm
#9 – if reaching inside Paris produces Christmas presents, then Nachos should put on a Santa suit & start yelling “Hoe! Hoe!! Hooooooe!!!
Although I think by reaching inside of Paris’ cavern, You wouldn’t find Christmas presents, but your arm WOULD be leperous when you remove it.
CelebSlam.com | December 8, 2006 at 12:51 pm
You can’t turn a whore into a housewife
http://www.celebslam.com
hilaroushillary | December 8, 2006 at 12:53 pm
i only say: malaka.
hilaroushillary | December 8, 2006 at 12:54 pm
and if u meet some greek people, just say a friendly “malaka” to them and they will love you immediately.
wedgeone | December 8, 2006 at 1:00 pm
BTW – where’s Britney during this big party? I thought that Brit & Paris are so inseparable now that they’re joined at the hip, so shouldn’t she be in at least one of these photos?
EJ | December 8, 2006 at 1:04 pm
No offense, but why do all the advertised sites look JUST LIKE Superfish? As an example, I point to 29.
It’s like they all have a template.
TITLE (SMARTASS WHEN POSSIBLE)
Rinse, lather, repeat. Only thing is, only Fish gets the asinine remarks right – his are fairly funny, but everyone else’s is just random and stupid….
…Which is probably why THEY advertise HERE, but Fish doesn’t advertise THERE! Heh. :D
Hey, all you celeb bloggers: If your site is worth a shit, we’ll find it on our own. You don’t need to post fake comments here with a link. Furthermore, all your banners suck serious ass. Peace out, bitches!
EJ | December 8, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Huh. The html erased my template cause I used brackets. Weird.
Like anyone cares, but if you’re starting a shitty celeb spin-off site, here it is again:
1. TITLE (SMARTASS)
2. Pics of Celeb
3. Actual story
4. Quote from story, surrounded by pwetty quote pics.
5. Asinine Comments.
Repeat.
minniememe | December 8, 2006 at 1:27 pm
“here’s me eating brit’s snatch, and this is me fisting lindsay, but she was like nuh-uhn and got all mad and stuff…”
carpemundus | December 8, 2006 at 1:36 pm
these broads? yuck.
carpemundus.com – slore free…okay, not really
Mojo | December 8, 2006 at 1:49 pm
so you mean to tell me with all the women in the world this guy wants to marry someone thats dingy as hell,supposedly has vd up the yang AND has a sex tape out? your kidding me right? Oh wait..kid rock did it.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
Abe-O | December 8, 2006 at 2:39 pm
How long until she calls off the engagement?
http://www.celebrityfox.com
the boy | December 8, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Paris Hilton is a filthy whore. Definitely.
If she’s engaged, dude must be hittin’ the pipe.
HollywoodSnark | December 8, 2006 at 3:41 pm
God that guy must be desperate! Yeah, he’s ugly and all, but he’s a Greek shipping heir…please don’t spend all that money to get Paris a ring and just get a hooker – cheaper and more trustworthy!
http://hollywoodsnark.com
Celetina | December 8, 2006 at 4:06 pm
I really want this to be true, if only so whichever Olsen sister he dumped with can freak out in a fit of shrieky tears.
Giggles | December 8, 2006 at 4:17 pm
She’s “engaged” again? What should we send?
Rich From Your Home | December 8, 2006 at 4:28 pm
She’s a ho-bag too! There’s no way she’s engaged. She just wants the attention.
Get rich from your home.
http://www.richfromyourhome.com
ToiletDuck | December 8, 2006 at 5:30 pm
The only Greek that this titless freakin’ ho likes on a regular basis is anal sex – I canot imagine anyone sticking his penis into any orifice of hers and having it come out normal again…yechhh – God help the Devil’s spawn that will come clawing and screaming its way out of that horrible slit of hers…
BoognishRising | December 8, 2006 at 5:58 pm
Engaged? I doubt it.
10 bucks says that ring came out of a cracker jack box.
BaconUnwrapped.com | December 8, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Child Protective Services should have the right to pre-emptively take custody of some people’s ovaries…
aurealis | December 8, 2006 at 8:22 pm
Mary-Kate, thank whatever god you believe in that you dated him before Lohan and Paris! No I mean it, you totally dodged a VD-covered bullet.
superficially | December 8, 2006 at 8:40 pm
Stavros has low self esteem
Missallanpoe | December 8, 2006 at 9:27 pm
Whore off! Which slutty celebirty will get married first?! FIND OUT AFTER THE JUMP! =D
Ass Ferret Jones | December 8, 2006 at 9:52 pm
43. Get fucked in your ass.