Paris Hilton is cunning

That’s amazing, ’cause I’ve been playing Paris’ song for my friends, and if they say they like it, I cut them out of my life.

I thought it was a great plan…

And when I first saw the heading, I thought it said, “Paris Hilton is cumming.”

In a similar ruse, I actually covered a mongoos’s cock in roof-tar, an AMC Gremlins only working piston in lime jello and mayonaise, then a switch blade in baby vomit and holy water….guess which object Paris stuffed in her cunt?

Yup, all at the same time.

Then she burped.

Biatcho, I am with you. fuck Toad. and for the love of all that is fuckable…the Princess bride as a quote option…..go fuck yourselves, cause no one else ever has. Stupid assholes.

Does anyone want a peanut?

Or whatever that dead freak of nature said.

Jay and Silent Bob movies are the most quotable.

Cheeks, I don’t want to hear shit about friggin Spinal Tap.

Ok, I am done, rant away, people.

Did anyone get that?

#103 I agree. Jay and Silent Bob are way more quotable. Of course I’ve never seen the Princess Bride, I just like smoking weed and weed references. Now excuse me while I put on some Marley and fire up the ol’ Kabbalah bong…

LMAO #6 you got it! Apparently Paris spends $200 000+ a year just on her blue contact lenses, her eyes are actually brown. I prefer brown over blue so she’s wasting her money. How fucking wierd would it be to look at yourself with different coloured eyes, that’s just trippy, there is something very very wrong with people that feel the need to change their eye colour. But Paris does it so it’s cool!!!!!

105 Rich P

dude, the Kabbalabong? Every German knows that smoking Jews gets you SOOOOO high. Nice action, front clasp Bra!!!!!

Is it just me or is she starting to foam at the mouth in that pic?

dirty slag. it’s fun hating her though i admit

that’s how you find a true friend, you have to have the same fashion taste of course

that’s how you find a true friend, you have to have the same fashion taste of course

that’s how you find a true friend, of course you have to have the same fashion taste

I think the actual quote was, “if they tell me I should wear underwear, I cut them out of my life.”

Of course, the Guinness Book just voted her “Most Overrated Celebrity.” If we could just figure out HOW she became a celebrity, maybe we could move on to finding a cure for cancer. Not herpes — she’s incubated that into a super-gene by now.

Pardon me while I go give my brain a good scrubbing.

#107 – Damn Tranny, that’s cold.

Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you’re thinking about guys.
[a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]
Jay: Dude, not all the time.

100, 99, I find Scarface and The Life of Brian to be highly quotable. Although I must agree with 100–I’ve used “I’ve got a pool and a pond….the pond would be good for you.” on more than one occassion.

do they at least get to keep the revolting dress?
#43..you’re the funniest thing ever.

thats totally a catch 22, how is someone like her evern going to have a disgusting outfit?

It couldn’t be that all her female friends are cut out of her life cuz she f*cks their men, could it? I didn’t think it was possible to hate the petri dish any more than I already do, but it happened.

Elaborate… Ya daft assed newsmong :)

jay calls her…
boo-boo-kitty-fuck.

@10
mommy-
you win. hands down!

plus you owe me a new keyboard.

31
mommy, i’ll be your friend. as long as you keep that scary stoopid black person off my cute fluffy ass!

okay, so today’s tally
most quotable movies:
princess bride
caddyshack
life of brian (o.k. anything python)
JAY AND SILENT BOB (i would SO do silent bob)

and can i throw in… JAWS ?

“we’re going to need a bigger boat”

hee-hee-hee!

suicidal: call home. the kids need cereal (kidding) (seriously, i’m out of booze……..)

She really needs to shut the fuck up and go away. Each sentence that falls from her lips just reminds the public what a complete ‘tard she is. And please…don’t get me started on her ‘singing’ career. The whack song she’s got out is a testament to the limits of the vocal enhancements that can be done in a recording studio. Fuck, I’ve heard screeching cats who were more melodious.

Bunny–what scary stoopid black person? DanYELL?

That’s funny, I do the same thing with girls, I have sex with a hot one and an ugly one and after I hook up with the ugly one, I was drunk.

Why hate Paris? Sure, she parks in handi spots, but she’s a celebrity and they all do crappy things sometimes because they’re ALL overprivileged. Other than that, what gives? She’s funny, cute, daring and definitely not stupid. All this stuff about calling her names (like “cunt,” “whore,” etc.) is immature and baseless. She’s a whore any more other famous women who do as/who they please how?? Oh, right. Her ex publicised a sex tape. Slut!

I USED TO LIKE PARIS, BUT AFTER THAT VIDEO WITH THAT GUY CALLING LINDSAY A FIRECROTCH AND HER SNICKERING BEHIND HIM MADE ME REALLY DISLIKE HER….

KHARMA IS A BITCH, AND IT’S COMING FOR HER.

You guys don’t get it. She cuts them off for chosing the ugly outfit because they WANT TO MAKE HER LOOK BAD.

I’d hit it.

She has to preserve her image-definately, but geez. You have to uphold a sense a morals (even if you never had them to begin with) to some extent.

This comment is not for Paris Hilton. This comment is for those of you that are leaving negative remarks. My advice to you…is…Be a REAL human by having respect and HAVE some justified morals. Ya’ll feel me? Yaddaddamean?! WHY DO YOU GUYS CARE ANYWAY? JUST beacuse you guys DON’T have lives…it doesn’t mean that it gives you the right to get on hers. REMEMBER! She’s rich enough run you over with a hummer! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You guys are so pathetic! I honestly love Paris even though she’s done some crazy ass actions! I don’t give a fcuk! Only because SHE doesn’t give a sh*t herself. She’s only living her life. SO ALL of you who give no respect. GO BRAINSTORM for the good things in life which will help all of you guys’ pathetic lives and you may never know…you might attain the knowledge of RESPECT and justified morals along the way. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! And I can’t believe you guys went through ALL the trouble to REGISTER for this site JUST SO you guys can VENT OUT your JEALOUSY by leaving her pathetic little rude comments. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! ANYWAYS! I LOVE YOU PARIS! C(:

This comment is not for Paris Hilton. This comment is for those of you that are leaving negative remarks. My advice to you…is…Be a REAL human by having respect and HAVE some justified morals. Ya’ll feel me? Yaddaddamean?! WHY DO YOU GUYS CARE ANYWAY? JUST beacuse you guys DON’T have lives…it doesn’t mean that it gives you the right to get on hers. REMEMBER! She’s rich enough run you over with a hummer! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You guys are so pathetic! I honestly love Paris even though she’s done some crazy ass actions! I don’t give a fcuk! Only because SHE doesn’t give a sh*t herself. She’s only living her life. SO ALL of you who give no respect. GO BRAINSTORM for the good things in life which will help all of you guys’ pathetic lives and you may never know…you might attain the knowledge of RESPECT and justified morals along the way. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! And I can’t believe you guys went through ALL the trouble to REGISTER for this site JUST SO you guys can VENT OUT your JEALOUSY by leaving her pathetic little rude comments. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! ANYWAYS! I LOVE YOU PARIS! C(:

This comment is not for Paris Hilton. This comment is for those of you that are leaving negative remarks. My advice to you…is…Be a REAL human by having respect and HAVE some justified morals. Ya’ll feel me? Yaddaddamean?! WHY DO YOU GUYS CARE ANYWAY? JUST beacuse you guys DON’T have lives…it doesn’t mean that it gives you the right to get on hers. REMEMBER! She’s rich enough run you over with a hummer! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You guys are so pathetic! I honestly love Paris even though she’s done some crazy ass actions! I don’t give a fcuk! Only because SHE doesn’t give a sh*t herself. She’s only living her life. SO ALL of you who give no respect. GO BRAINSTORM for the good things in life which will help all of you guys’ pathetic lives and you may never know…you might attain the knowledge of RESPECT and justified morals along the way. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! And I can’t believe you guys went through ALL the trouble to REGISTER for this site JUST SO you guys can VENT OUT your JEALOUSY by leaving her pathetic little rude comments. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! ANYWAYS! I LOVE YOU PARIS! C(:

This comment is not for Paris Hilton. This comment is for those of you that are leaving negative remarks. My advice to you…is…Be a REAL human by having respect and HAVE some justified morals. Ya’ll feel me? Yaddaddamean?! WHY DO YOU GUYS CARE ANYWAY? JUST beacuse you guys DON’T have lives…it doesn’t mean that it gives you the right to get on hers. REMEMBER! She’s rich enough run you over with a hummer! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You guys are so pathetic! I honestly love Paris even though she’s done some crazy ass actions! I don’t give a fcuk! Only because SHE doesn’t give a sh*t herself. She’s only living her life. SO ALL of you who give no respect. GO BRAINSTORM for the good things in life which will help all of you guys’ pathetic lives and you may never know…you might attain the knowledge of RESPECT and justified morals along the way. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! And I can’t believe you guys went through ALL the trouble to REGISTER for this site JUST SO you guys can VENT OUT your JEALOUSY by leaving her pathetic little rude comments. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! ANYWAYS! I LOVE YOU PARIS! C(:

I LOVE PARIS! :)

I love Paris! (:

I love Paris!

wow, what a bitch….i’d never hang out with her…