
“I’ll pick out two outfits, one which is disgusting and one nice and I’ll ask my ‘friend’ what they think. If they go for the revolting one, I cut them out of my life.”
Pairs Hilton on how she weeds out her friends

“I’ll pick out two outfits, one which is disgusting and one nice and I’ll ask my ‘friend’ what they think. If they go for the revolting one, I cut them out of my life.”
Pairs Hilton on how she weeds out her friends
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first, and man that is cruel
This post is confusing. Me no likey. :(
“And then I put that revolting outfit on and get photographed as many times as possible.”
Paris deserves her name. Because, much like the French she is stinky (hello crusty armpits), she has bad fashion sense (zebra dress and alien blue sweatsuit), and she just plain sucks.
lol @ #3
What a skank.
now we know what Nicole did.
I don’t know if that’s a good way to test friendship. People have different taste.
The title should say Paris Hilton is cunting.
That’s exactly how I choose my friends.
Only instead of picking out different outfits that either look good or look bad and making them choose which looks better on me and basing their worth on the chicness of their decision, we have conversations and hang out together. Other than that though it’s exactly the same.
Paris Hilton, the human equivalent to the kiddie pool…shallow, full of shit and loaded with nasty bacteria.
I would take two pairs of my giant dirty soiled underwear, and have Paris snort deeply from the crotch of each. “Which pair did I fart in the most, Paris?” If she can’t tell that I pushed out a turtle into both pairs, then I will not go out with her.
And suddenly her comment about Nicole Richie and why they’re not friends anymore, “She knows what she did”, makes SO much more sense.
Pairs Hilton? Come one! Typos typos!!
Isnt she great guys?? Wow. what a nice, respectable young lady…trying to keep a good respectable reputation. Sweet girl. I mean, it is all about the outfit, not about meaningful lifetime relationships.
Those are for poor people.
@2 I’m confused too. So the outfits she wears are the ones she thinks are the good ones? What the hell do the awful ones look like?? Methinks this system isn’t working so well for Ms. Paris.
‘I ask a guy which he would rather have, herpes or syphillis, and if he picks the herpdog, well then he’s a keeper…’
i’d still fuck her sister
What if they make fun of her herpes?
http://www.celebslam.com
Kiddie Pool, Good One #10!!
Useless whore.
…..wow
Admit it. She is brilliant. Truly, a modern day Solomon.
OK..honestly, i thought she had at least a LITTLE sensibility, being that she makes all that money and invests in all these different aspects of the media, but seriously, could she BE any more of an asshole?
the things she says makes me wanna beat the shit out of her…she needs to keep an everlasting cock in her mouth to keep her from saying stupid idiotic shit like this!
#9–funny!
Yikes. How can one’s sense of reality become so distorted…I mean, it’s got to be a joke. I think.
What if mommy and daddy pick the revolting outfit?
http://www.BadBreakups.net
Her closet must have a bunch of those faceless heads with different wigs on them, looking eerily like a cannibal chief’s hut or Lord of the Flies. Hopefully we’ll find her head on a stick someday.
Could it be this is the way we should all start picking our friends? Turn her upside down and it won’t matter what the hell she wears.
Beauty on the outside does not necessarily translate to it on the outside. Paris is one of the biggest examples of that in our society.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-sex-tape.htm
I’m sorry…
Nicole
This is from her book back in 04, and right after that line she says ‘unless they have really bad taste” duh old news
I wish I had friends.
I pick my friends by the size of their vibrators.
Wow, being in second grade is SO tough!
I wonder what happens when they think her FACE is revolting!
http://www.spoonspam.com
I guess everyone picked the wrong outfit.
I think the friends she keeps are even more cunning: they pick out an outfit that she likes, she wears it, and still looks like trash. Bravo!
#12 – I’m confused…isn’t “She knows what she did” the same thing that Tom said about Nicole Kidman? Do you think Nicole told him it was ok to go out wearing flat shoes or something?
Ewwwww…I thought the title said “Cumming”, and I actually threw up in my mouth a lil.
Paris is her own best friend, she should ask herself to choose an outfit and if she chooses the wrong one than she can endlessly kick herself for having bad taste.
I bet she’s one of those people who make fun of people who drive Hondas and Fords. You know, us little people.
I only have friends who aren’t as pretty as I am. Just in case.
It must be exhausting to be Paris Hilton.
Paris to friend: “Do I go with ‘skank-ho’ or ‘skankier-ho’?”
Friend: “Ummmm….”
Paris: “Come on. Which one says ‘I am a physical manifestation of the herpes virus?’”
Friend: “Well, I…”
Paris: “I can’t HEAR YOU. Would you wear ‘Nip-slip neckline’ or ‘You’d have to lift only an inch of this skirt to lick my butt, Owen Wilson,’?”
Friend: “I think I have to go.”
Paris: “Whatever, bitch.”
[End of scene]
It’s like that saying, you never know how truly dumb someone is until they open their mouth. So true!
I guess it’s time to cut herself out of her life, because those wide belts have got-to-go. Or maybe she’ll just cut herself.
So is this taking place at a store or does she already own these outfits?
46 she already owns them. That’s how rich she is. She can buy stuff she knows is ugly and not care.
These days the kinkajou gets to decide what she wears.
paris hilton is a no good piece of shit whore…the only fame she earned was from being a whore. more whore behavior at Dirty Rotten Whore
Vapid, thy name is Paris Hilton. It must be nice to be able to cut people off so easily. I’ve got a friend since high school and ever since he ate all my Little Debbie snack cakes I’ve been trying to cut him off for years but to no avail. She’s trying to come off cool, and instead achieves cold hearted. What she doesn’t realize is those “friends” she terminates were never really friends at all. They were only with her for the parties, the lifestyle, and the free drugs/sex. I’m sure when these ex-friends pine about losing Paris, about picking the wrong fucking frock, they do so because they miss her sweet laughter, her rapier wit, and her loving generosity. Right.