Usually when people talk about Paris Hilton and “for free”, they’re talking about blowjobs. But not this time. It appears that less than 30 minutes after arriving at the Silver Spoon Hollywood Buffet
Paris Hilton is cheap
January 24th, 2006 // 32 Comments
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Lynette Carrington | January 24, 2006 at 10:12 am
Well, since Paris has already worn out her welcome at the buffet-’o-STD’s, she had to go somewhere to get free shit. And of course, nobody needs more free shit than Paris Hilton. I can also safely assume that Paris was first in line when the they were performing complimentary lobotomies at the hospital some time back.
taniableu | January 24, 2006 at 10:12 am
I’m going to attach some diamonds to the front of a speeding train. Come and get it, whore.
taniableu | January 24, 2006 at 10:14 am
Green? Like your oozing STD ridden vag? Thats hott. Burn when you pee hott.
Jenny | January 24, 2006 at 10:39 am
God! It makes me so mad that they get all that free shit. I want a free $360 bag. I’m the one who can’t afford it.
jennifer11 | January 24, 2006 at 10:42 am
oh thank god they’re dishing out freebies to the rich, famous and talentless.
meanwhile, i’m happy to have free samples at Sam’s on Saturday.
ESQ | January 24, 2006 at 10:59 am
She is like the fat person you see at work whenever it is someone in the office birthday and everyone chips in for cake, except for them because they were “absent” the day before donations were being accepted. Then they take a piece of cake, scarf it down and go back for seconds, thirds, fourths and fifths with the hope that no one is watching when acting there are people watching and thinking in their minds what a fat ass!
Spindoc | January 24, 2006 at 11:09 am
Would it be tough to disguise Poison Ivy has a sparkly pair of Flip flops and a cool looking thong?
Realistic | January 24, 2006 at 11:18 am
These events are great. The give her Daddy’s money a much needed rest.
hafaball | January 24, 2006 at 12:09 pm
You know what else is hot? Lava. Because one day someone’s going to throw her in lava, and she’ll scream, “ow, this is hot.” and people will laugh.
Larry | January 24, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Paris found shoes that were offered up as swag, and she found her size? The girl is a size 11. Come on. This makes me wonder if this story is legit or not. As the grandmothers would say when I was growing up, her feet start coming into the room five minutes before she does. Did they have size 20 Via Spigas there as well, for Rupaul?
Larry | January 24, 2006 at 12:29 pm
“I’m the one who can’t afford it.”
Exactly, and that’s why you are the one who doesn’t get it.
kylieer | January 24, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Ahhhh the way of the world today….
The rich get richer…
The poor get poorer…
Nikk The Templar | January 24, 2006 at 12:42 pm
“Paris found shoes that were offered up as swag, and she found her size? The girl is a size 11. Come on. This makes me wonder if this story is legit or not. As the grandmothers would say when I was growing up, her feet start coming into the room five minutes before she does. Did they have size 20 Via Spigas there as well, for Rupaul?”
No shite, man. Didn’t she say that she gets her shoes *custom made*? Yeah, so what is she going to do? Stuff those mangled things into the Via Spigas? Tsk-tsk.
And I thought she ate Tinkerbell.
Shaun | January 24, 2006 at 12:44 pm
You know you have no life when:
You name all of Paris Hilton’s material itmes from her shopping spree.
Tink | January 24, 2006 at 2:05 pm
“Paris in a Saw movie”… I love that line! That would be better than when she died in ‘house of wax’…
In Saw we would see her suffer.
sammygirl | January 24, 2006 at 2:27 pm
No silly, not a Saw “movie”, a Saw “reality TV” show.
SMF121490 | January 24, 2006 at 3:58 pm
I gag everytime I hear Ms. Paris PeePee say “That’s so Hot”. Can she not come up with a different catch phrase. That one is soooooooooo tired.
Also, does she really need more crap? She has money to wipe her skinny, STD slimmed arse with she doesn’t need people giving her things for free. Hell, we should really charge her to breath. Maybe we could pay off the national debt.
HughJorganthethird | January 24, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Is it just me or does her skanky friend look like she is about to jam her tongue halway into Paris’ empty skull via her ear??
cause you gotta admit that would be hot and shit.
MandySmurf | January 24, 2006 at 5:27 pm
It must be great to have the money to buy something because of it’s color. If she walked into a store and saw an expensive pink colostomy bag covered in Swarovski crystals, I’m sure she would buy it. She would probably just store her makeup in it, as she wouldn’t even know how to pronounce colostomy, much less know what one is.
DannyJames | January 24, 2006 at 5:48 pm
Paris Hilton is a colostomy bag.
Becca | January 24, 2006 at 5:50 pm
“Is it just me or does her skanky friend look like she is about to jam her tongue halway into Paris’ empty skull via her ear??
cause you gotta admit that would be hot and shit.”
I think thats her sister Nicki lmao!
HughJorganthethird | January 24, 2006 at 6:49 pm
I’ts her sister? Fuck, thats even better!
Lynette Carrington | January 24, 2006 at 7:55 pm
“I gag everytime I hear Ms. Paris PeePee say “That’s so Hot”. Can she not come up with a different catch phrase. That one is soooooooooo tired.”
Oh, come on, give the girl a break. “That’s so Hot” is the BIGGEST phrase she knows!
Lynette Carrington | January 24, 2006 at 7:57 pm
I know somebody on this site has pointed it out before, but Paris Hilton really does look a little bit retarded. And I’m really sorry, too. Because that’s a horrible insult to retarded people.
DMLBRM | January 24, 2006 at 11:46 pm
And to think this skank has been engaged just a “few” times and what a wonderful Mother she would make since she has openly talked about how she cannot wait until she starts a family! *And wants a BIG family! What a freakin’ JOKE!
This chick really needs to be on REAL freakin’ t.v. reality show! Sad! I wouldn’t trade to be in her shoes for all the money in the world. Humiliate my family as she has done and then to go back as she has done only to jump right back in to the wild scene! This stupid skank wouldn’t know what is “hot” if it came and slapped her in face! “STUPID PEOPLE DO VERY STUPID THINGS!”
mommy_long_legs | January 25, 2006 at 3:04 am
Posters #19 & 20…that was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh
ir0ny! | January 25, 2006 at 5:06 am
#24 – Don’t worry. You’re not offending “retarded” people. Any “retarded” person is still much smarter than Paris.
Catty Girl | February 8, 2006 at 2:23 pm
I think Paris Hilton is a man. Size 11 shoes? A 12 year-old boy body? C’mon – it’s a man in drag..now that’s hot. Where’s K-Fed when we need him? PO PO PO ZAO – NOT!
HollywoodSnark | December 14, 2006 at 10:30 am
yup, she’s dumb and spoiled…http://hollywoodsnark.com
Jakcie | July 25, 2007 at 11:40 am
Paris Hilton is so cheap. She really is a nobody who has a famous great-grandfather. Even her father is a nobody. He is barely keeping the Hilton dollars afloat. What a horrible family. I can understand why Conrad Hilton never intented for his children to get the bulk of his money. He left it to the church, but one of Conrad’s son’s contested the will and won. And look what it got us down the road…a skanky family, with Paris as the front runner. Conrad worked hard and build his money from hard labor but the rest of his descendents just live off of the hand outs. Read up on that family’s history and you’ll understand what a shameful, cheap and skanky group of people they are today and a bunch of losers and beggars.
Jakcie | July 25, 2007 at 11:51 am
Paris Hilton is so cheap. She really is a nobody who has a famous great-grandfather. Even her father is a nobody. He is barely keeping the Hilton dollars afloat. What a horrible family. I can understand why Conrad Hilton never intented for his children to get the bulk of his money. He left it to the church, but one of Conrad’s son’s contested the will and won. And look what it got us down the road…a skanky family, with Paris as the front runner. Conrad worked hard and build his money from hard labor but the rest of his descendents just live off of the hand outs. Read up on that family’s history and you’ll understand what a shameful, cheap and skanky group of people they are today and a bunch of losers and beggars.
Joe | July 25, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I know what you mean. I used to wonder how Paris Hilton can come from such a financially successful family and act so cheap and skanky, trashing the Hilton name. And now having looked into that family’s history I now undertand that any respectful family members are generations removed. This Hilton family has no idea how to show and live with integrity and respect because they come from a line of beggars and people who have lived on hand outs. There has not been respect in that family for generations. One has to wonder how a man who has come from nothing, makes millions and then does not leave the profits to his children, but rather the church. There was a reason that Paris’ great-grandfather did not leave the bulk of his profits to his children…he must have foreseen that they would just drag his name through mud and live like trash. Paris Hilton is a clear reflection of who the Hilton family is today and who they have been for a long time. It all makes sense now. I understand. Her father, if he really was somebody with integrity and class, would never stand for his daughter’s trashy lifestyle and disgrace. But he’s helpless because she is just a reflection of him and his dimwit wife, Paris’ mother. Very sad. Conrad Hilton would never have put up with such disgrace and trash, even in his own family .