Paris Hilton is business savvy

In case anyone forgot Paris Hilton is a gigantic fucking idiot, here are some highlights from a pre-trial hearing she participated in yesterday. She’s being sued for $8 million for failing to promote the 2006 comedy Pledge This! in which she starred and served as executive producer: Via Us Magazine:

On keeping a diary of business meetings:
“I just press my name and Google it and see.”

On if she received calls from the producers:
“With my phone I never know, because I lose it all the time. I probably get a new cellphone, like, every two weeks.” When shown a copy of her cell phone bill, she replied: “I’ve never seen a phone bill of mine in my life.”

On promoting the film:
“Any chance I got, any red carpet, any press, if I was doing something for another product…I would just bring it up, ‘Oh, my new sorority film, it’s going to be sexy, it’s going to be really hot girls.’ Like, I really, you know, did my best.”

On being the executive producer:
“I’m not sure what a producer does, but – I don’t know, help get cool people in the cast?”

Apparently, this is Learn Some Personal Responsibility Week on The Superficial. First, we had a fashion designer who thought it’d be a good idea to get between Kiefer Sutherland and delicious bourbon. Now, film execs who decided to make Paris Hilton an executive producer. Really? Paris Hilton? I’m pretty sure you could’ve slapped sunglasses on a beagle and made a wiser investment.

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