Paris Hilton is both a joy and a pleasure to wait on

January 15th, 2009 // 77 Comments

Paris Hilton spent over two hours shopping at Arcade in Beverly Hills yesterday. And by shopping I mean she tried on clothes in the dressing room then tossed them on the floor for the peasants to bag up. Afterward, she handed her credit card out through the curtain which is, actually, kind of courteous hygienically speaking. On that note, Paris’ new haircut is prompting me to have a serious, heartfelt talk with my penis. *yells down pants* HERPES!

I think that went well.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. Meg

    @ #1, #7, and #8

    Her nose looks especially weird and ugly because her LIP INJECTIONS have WORN OFF!!!! So NOW U see her true thin lips….looks at her in picture 1- that’s why it doesn’t look like her.
    Also, her thin lips draw more attention to her long nose.
    Once she gets her lips re-injected she will look like Paris again…

  2. jane23

    No you do not throw those clothes on the floor at upsale places..how does she feel that someone else threw the shirt she is about to buy on the floor before her? nasty much

    I noticed that the richest women feel entitled and have no class..I saw a woman with a 3000+ Louis bag in the dressing area and she came out all the hangers in the fitting room just holding the clothes and threw them at the lady working HOW rude . I don’t care if you have money or wear cute clothes those women are UGLY to me

  3. soph

    She actually looks cute here. But I really hate that tacky ass bag with her name of it.

  4. soph

    She actually looks cute here. But I really hate that tacky ass bag with her name on it.

  5. rec

    I LOVE her dress, but don’t really dig the brown tights or brown shoes. And I agree with 52, class doesn’t come with the bank account. But clothes aside, what’s really there to admire about this girl? She has all the resources in the world and she does the absolutely most unimaginitive – try to capitilize off people’s envy of the rich, that’s it. And she made a sex tape…

  6. rec

    I LOVE her dress, but don’t really dig the brown tights or brown shoes. And I agree with 52, class doesn’t come with the bank account. But clothes aside, what’s really there to admire about this girl? She has all the resources in the world and she does the absolutely most unimaginitive – try to capitilize off people’s envy of the rich, that’s it. And she made a sex tape…
    And she has HERPES

  7. Brooke

    Wait, I’m confused… where’s her wonky eye? What’s up with her nose? Is that really Paris? Obviously lately her boobs have looked worked on, but did she have some extra credit with her plastic surgeon and think she needed her face upgraded too?

    That’s not Paris… the real Paris Hilton is in this chick’s closet tied up with shoe strings and a sock in her mouth.

  8. ishi-san

    I seriously hope somebody smashes something through her face one of these days!

  9. lucy

    She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.

  10. lucy

    She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.

  11. lucy

    She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.

  12. What happened to the other pics of Paris’s big pink Barbie car? That shit is UNREAL…

    Hey, if you want to see a hilarious vid about the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART, you should check this out:

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

  13. boogermeister

    only one thing to say. “Size 11 feet”

    You can’t change that. I keep looking for an adam’s apple.

  14. Haiku Maker

    Paris’ face is sweet.

    Her body, anorexic.

    And her feet are grossly huge.

    Is she related to Daisy Duck?

  15. pixie

    A co ona moze miec do roboty procz zakupow i inwestowania w swoj image? W sumie to jej sie nie dziwie w kilku kwestiach ;] kobiety + zakupy = lepszy humor ;)

  16. Who cares what she is like when she shops?

  17. king dude man>?

    this is just like that scene in never back down when the terrorist wife was shopping for clothes and she was farting credit cards at the patriots and really thought they would buy them for her dumb bitch what the hell

  18. el ces

    Obey the Paris!

    And she is more famous than any designer, so it would make no sense to carry another brand of bag.

  19. PunkA

    Paris, if you read this, I want you to know that the haircut makes you look like your mother. As in an old, over-made up bitch with no talent.

    Like mother, like daughter.

  20. MaryJane

    Well that is the beauty of spending thousands in a store- you can do whatever the f you want.

  21. Dorian

    Oh Paris Hilton, makes me chuckle to realize God has a sense of humor.

    God gave her ginormous claw like hands and feet (bwahahahahahahahaha!), and huge beak nose, a small bird like brain. Never mind the herpes, she brought that upon herself (not knocking anyone else – but this chick is pure 100% unadulterated SKANK).
    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    I don’t give a shit who’s making the gigantic canoes for your huge feet Paris: you will always be a joke.

  22. but please……………………………………………”KEEP WALKING”, folks!!

  23. Kitkat

    ohh come on ! paris’s hair isnt that badd.. :P shes not a bad person inside and I bet she wouldnt appreciate you guys making fun of her!

  24. caitie

    What a wench.

    I work primarily in fitting rooms. She represents the self-absorbed, condescending harlots who flounce through on their clacky heels of vanity and false entitlement, leaving behind a trail of inside out clothes, inconsideration and the tears of a broken retail assistant.

    Sigh. Whatever. I’m just bitter and dead inside.

  25. Xena

    square chin + angular earrings = hot mess

  26. j.j

    - – - HOLD THE PHONE – - –

    Why am I the only one noticing her scary scary arms /elbows ?

    Look at the size of them, the top of her arm is skinny then all of a sudden she has an elbow like a fat man’s knee and the bottom of her arm is huge?? Plus they look flaky.. what’s going on ? Did she have some kind of allergic reaction that made the bottom of her arms swell up lol

  27. She is so attractive and I saw it in Meetwealthy. com, I also met many sexy, curves, women with class, open mind couples rich, rich hot guys, beautiful, rich admirers, and the stars yet.

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