Paris Hilton is both a joy and a pleasure to wait on

January 15th, 2009 // 77 Comments

Paris Hilton spent over two hours shopping at Arcade in Beverly Hills yesterday. And by shopping I mean she tried on clothes in the dressing room then tossed them on the floor for the peasants to bag up. Afterward, she handed her credit card out through the curtain which is, actually, kind of courteous hygienically speaking. On that note, Paris’ new haircut is prompting me to have a serious, heartfelt talk with my penis. *yells down pants* HERPES!

I think that went well.

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Comments (77)

  1. ned | January 15, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    her nose is weird!

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  2. pistola | January 15, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    … because you LIKE the new haircut??

    i think this looks like the haircut of 10 year old asian boy.

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  3. Fried Green Bananas | January 15, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    I agree the hair is fugly. Tomorrow it will be long again.

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  4. my opinion | January 15, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    the outfit owuld look better if the dress is strapped-sleeveless.

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  5. p0nk | January 15, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    good thing she’s so down to earth. otherwise she’d be downright intolerable.

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  6. Guest | January 15, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    I love her haircut!
    I actually admire her because
    she’s taking advantage
    of everything she can, while
    she still can! Gosh. . .if I had
    that much money, I would
    be soooo much more of a bitch.
    Yay Paris!! xo

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  7. Uncle Eccoli | January 15, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    I don’t think that’s Paris Hilton…

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  8. Yeshov | January 15, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    She’s got that parrot nose going

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  9. liz | January 15, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Is anyone else bothered by the fact that her purse is her own brand?

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  10. ktb | January 15, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    All she did was have her disgusting extensions taken out.
    I agree with @6, if I had her life? I’d buy an amusement park, and a chimp named Bubbles, I’d make it a place for children to enjoy…

    And I’ve worked retail, and SURPRISE- It’s not just spoiled hotel Heiresses that try on clothes and drop them on the floor for the sales person to pick up. It’s thoughtless, arrogant, vapid girls that don’t have the capacity to think about other people.

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  11. Guest | January 15, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    @7 You know. . . her lips and mouth
    and nose DO look weird. . .

    hahaa that would be hilarious if it
    wasn’t!!!

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  12. Yea - blah blah | January 15, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    @ #4 (correction) that outift would look better if it were head-less

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  13. Bush | January 15, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    Her snout looks like Princess Vespa’s (spaceballs) old nose.

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  14. mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 15, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    she got kicked out of that party lol

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  15. dew | January 15, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    I remember when the thin double-knit material came in funky color combos, and thinking how ugly it was on the old ladies that wore it. I still think the same thing, but now it’s young women wearing it.

    And who would put a belt across the middle of a design like that?

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  16. pistola | January 15, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    #6– -obviously has the depth of a shallow wading pool

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  17. Funeral Guy | January 15, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    Bitch needs to get a fuckin’ job!

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  18. Guest | January 15, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    @17 — She gets paid to walk around
    and be photographed. She’s DOING
    her job. That’s why I love her –
    cause she gets paid to be herself.
    It’s amazing <3
    Also, I’m pretty sure that isn’t
    Paris Hilton . . .
    Ohh and @16, don’t be jealous!
    xo

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  19. Kaiser | January 15, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    She’ s so adorable, I’d even tell her, before doing her behind.

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  20. idiot! | January 15, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    Your last 5 post about Paris Hilton have talked about how she has herpes. Is that all you can come up with? Get some new material!

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  21. dana | January 15, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    enough with that skanky hoe!!

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  22. todders | January 15, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    Paris Hilton is sexiest when she looks the least like Paris Hilton.

    If you want to see an awesome video about the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED TO DEATH AT WAL-MART, check this out:

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

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  23. Charo | January 15, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    @ #9: It bothers me too! In almost every picture of her she is always carrying an incredibly tacky purse from her own collection. She just thinks if people see her with it then everyone will want one.

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  24. doopie | January 15, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    She actually looks OK there – sort of thin maybe but not as totally skanky as I remember her. Uh – maybe #7 is right!

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  25. doopie | January 15, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    She actually looks OK there – sort of thin maybe but not as totally skanky as I remember her. Uh – maybe #7 is right!

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  26. Ardgelina | January 15, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    she looks really good here!!! She is always pretty tho

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  27. Katie | January 15, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    She looks adorable! I think she should keep her hair like that for a while. It’s nice like that because it shows off her beautiful face and it just looks good with her bone structure.

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  28. Danklin24 | January 15, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    Thats her new bitch. i mean best friend that she’s holding the clothes to. I bet that chick is so glad she was chosen as Paris’ best friend now. She’s obviously stupid too because she should have grabbed that credit card while Paris was still half naked in the dressing room and ran like a motherfucker to got the hell out of dodge.

    But wait, this IS Paris Hilton we’re talking about, her being half naked and chasing after her wouldnt be a problem.

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  29. jennyjenjen | January 15, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    She may have had her teeth capped.. she does look a little off.. and yeah, she had her extensions taken off but her hair still looks dry and nasty.

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  30. missywissy | January 15, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Her haircut is fun and cute.

    however, her nose looks like the surgeon attatched somebody’s finger to her face.

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  31. happy gilmore | January 15, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    Sweet. Now she looks like a fairy with that hairdo. She’s got a necklace with the first letter of her name, in case she forgets, and a matching bag that probably has her address in case she gets lost. It’s probably a van down by the river.

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  32. kate | January 15, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Do u know she tries to register on ***seekingsugarmomma. c om***, but has been refused for some reasons. I do not think it’s hard to join that site. Britney has her profile there.

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  33. jennyjenjen | January 15, 2009 at 9:08 pm

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  34. Offal Truth | January 15, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    HAHAHAHA! She has no hair!

    And your site is so pathetically slow that I hate coming here.

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  35. Tom | January 15, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    @Guest….get a life!

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  36. STD admirer | January 15, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    Ah, there’s my favorite wonky eye hooker that I secretly like to look at.

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  37. burton girl | January 15, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    omg she did the same thing to me at my store!!! She would just throw things on the floor in front of me even though we were both standing up and like a foot and a half from each other. She barely makes eye contact and lets her dog pee all over the dressing room. She also let her dog run wild and we had to chase it around so it didn’t get stolen like her other one. She gave us her credit card and we gave it back then someone called the store to see if she left it……get a hold of your self!! and she totally does the fake nice voice when she wants something or says thank you……so weird…….she’s also about 5’7 and has size 12 feet…wtf?!? Like ET!!

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  38. doopie | January 15, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    What? ET was 5’7″? You idiot – ET couldn’t have been over 5’5″, cabbage/turtles don’t ever get larger than that. And by the way, stop being so racsist.

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  39. ET | January 15, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    Doopie & Burton Girl can both suck my 12″ reproductive pod.

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  40. king man dude | January 15, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    first!

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  41. adoe | January 15, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    looks better than that stupid fake hair

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  42. jennyjenjen | January 15, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    @33 Fuck Off Troll.

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  43. gerard Vandenberg | January 15, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    GOD, skeletor is “FREE”, folks!!

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  44. real beautiful girls | January 15, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    seems like she learned nothing in jail, she must be the top superficial bitch in the world, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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  45. Ali Knievel | January 15, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    I love that we now live in a world where rich white girls are too lazy to grow their own hair out so they get cheap fake extension to look worst then the most ghetto shit you’d ever see. Talk about a post-racial America. I mean what kinda damage can a white girl really do to her hair that she need to “wait until the right time to take the extensions out?” It’s weird.

    But anyhow, Tweety Bird McManhands looks pretty do-able. She just needs to fill those hips out.

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  46. kagrez | January 15, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    she’s had some surgery on her mouth area—or botox related something.

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  47. ashes | January 15, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    Really? You’re bothered by her purse? You don’t have real things to be concerned about?

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  48. Binky | January 15, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    Paris – I could use some new slippers.
    ;-)

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  49. Cara | January 15, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    She looks really cute and I’d be shopping more than her if I had her resources.

    Also,she did NOT get kicked out of any party!
    Some stupid website invented that story and showed a picture of her in an all white outfit from 2 days before. Then a couple other sites picked up the fake story. Blah.

    She was at the InStyle party and looked stunning in a royal blue dress.

    I don’t care how much some people bitch about Paris, she is the only person in Hollywood who actually interests me enough to follow what she is doing.

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  50. Angie | January 15, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    Don’t you posters know that in upscale stores you are expected to leave the clothes for the help to pick up????
    That’s half the fun of shopping at those places.

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