Paris Hilton is both a joy and a pleasure to wait on

January 15th, 2009 // 77 Comments

Paris Hilton spent over two hours shopping at Arcade in Beverly Hills yesterday. And by shopping I mean she tried on clothes in the dressing room then tossed them on the floor for the peasants to bag up. Afterward, she handed her credit card out through the curtain which is, actually, kind of courteous hygienically speaking. On that note, Paris’ new haircut is prompting me to have a serious, heartfelt talk with my penis. *yells down pants* HERPES!

I think that went well.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. ned

    her nose is weird!

  2. pistola

    … because you LIKE the new haircut??

    i think this looks like the haircut of 10 year old asian boy.

  3. Fried Green Bananas

    I agree the hair is fugly. Tomorrow it will be long again.

  4. my opinion

    the outfit owuld look better if the dress is strapped-sleeveless.

  5. p0nk

    good thing she’s so down to earth. otherwise she’d be downright intolerable.

  6. Guest

    I love her haircut!
    I actually admire her because
    she’s taking advantage
    of everything she can, while
    she still can! Gosh. . .if I had
    that much money, I would
    be soooo much more of a bitch.
    Yay Paris!! xo

  7. Uncle Eccoli

    I don’t think that’s Paris Hilton…

  8. Yeshov

    She’s got that parrot nose going

  9. liz

    Is anyone else bothered by the fact that her purse is her own brand?

  10. ktb

    All she did was have her disgusting extensions taken out.
    I agree with @6, if I had her life? I’d buy an amusement park, and a chimp named Bubbles, I’d make it a place for children to enjoy…

    And I’ve worked retail, and SURPRISE- It’s not just spoiled hotel Heiresses that try on clothes and drop them on the floor for the sales person to pick up. It’s thoughtless, arrogant, vapid girls that don’t have the capacity to think about other people.

  11. Guest

    @7 You know. . . her lips and mouth
    and nose DO look weird. . .

    hahaa that would be hilarious if it
    wasn’t!!!

  12. Yea - blah blah

    @ #4 (correction) that outift would look better if it were head-less

  13. Bush

    Her snout looks like Princess Vespa’s (spaceballs) old nose.

  14. she got kicked out of that party lol

  15. dew

    I remember when the thin double-knit material came in funky color combos, and thinking how ugly it was on the old ladies that wore it. I still think the same thing, but now it’s young women wearing it.

    And who would put a belt across the middle of a design like that?

  16. pistola

    #6– -obviously has the depth of a shallow wading pool

  17. Funeral Guy

    Bitch needs to get a fuckin’ job!

  18. Guest

    @17 — She gets paid to walk around
    and be photographed. She’s DOING
    her job. That’s why I love her –
    cause she gets paid to be herself.
    It’s amazing <3
    Also, I’m pretty sure that isn’t
    Paris Hilton . . .
    Ohh and @16, don’t be jealous!
    xo

  19. Kaiser

    She’ s so adorable, I’d even tell her, before doing her behind.

  20. idiot!

    Your last 5 post about Paris Hilton have talked about how she has herpes. Is that all you can come up with? Get some new material!

  21. dana

    enough with that skanky hoe!!

  22. Paris Hilton is sexiest when she looks the least like Paris Hilton.

    If you want to see an awesome video about the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED TO DEATH AT WAL-MART, check this out:

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

  23. Charo

    @ #9: It bothers me too! In almost every picture of her she is always carrying an incredibly tacky purse from her own collection. She just thinks if people see her with it then everyone will want one.

  24. doopie

    She actually looks OK there – sort of thin maybe but not as totally skanky as I remember her. Uh – maybe #7 is right!

  25. doopie

    She actually looks OK there – sort of thin maybe but not as totally skanky as I remember her. Uh – maybe #7 is right!

  26. Ardgelina

    she looks really good here!!! She is always pretty tho

  27. Katie

    She looks adorable! I think she should keep her hair like that for a while. It’s nice like that because it shows off her beautiful face and it just looks good with her bone structure.

  28. Danklin24

    Thats her new bitch. i mean best friend that she’s holding the clothes to. I bet that chick is so glad she was chosen as Paris’ best friend now. She’s obviously stupid too because she should have grabbed that credit card while Paris was still half naked in the dressing room and ran like a motherfucker to got the hell out of dodge.

    But wait, this IS Paris Hilton we’re talking about, her being half naked and chasing after her wouldnt be a problem.

  29. jennyjenjen

    She may have had her teeth capped.. she does look a little off.. and yeah, she had her extensions taken off but her hair still looks dry and nasty.

  30. missywissy

    Her haircut is fun and cute.

    however, her nose looks like the surgeon attatched somebody’s finger to her face.

  31. happy gilmore

    Sweet. Now she looks like a fairy with that hairdo. She’s got a necklace with the first letter of her name, in case she forgets, and a matching bag that probably has her address in case she gets lost. It’s probably a van down by the river.

  32. kate

    Do u know she tries to register on ***seekingsugarmomma. c om***, but has been refused for some reasons. I do not think it’s hard to join that site. Britney has her profile there.

  33. jennyjenjen

    STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! Stop with the damn racism! You’re all a bunch of God damned racists, every last one of you! I feel like drowning each and every one of you in your own blood!

    I’m jennyjenjen and I’m perfect. You are all FILTH! Do you understand? You’re all FILTH! Rancid, stinking, putrescent FILTH!!!

    I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!!

    I HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!!! DIE FILTH DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!

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  34. Offal Truth

    HAHAHAHA! She has no hair!

    And your site is so pathetically slow that I hate coming here.

  35. Tom

    @Guest….get a life!

  36. STD admirer

    Ah, there’s my favorite wonky eye hooker that I secretly like to look at.

  37. burton girl

    omg she did the same thing to me at my store!!! She would just throw things on the floor in front of me even though we were both standing up and like a foot and a half from each other. She barely makes eye contact and lets her dog pee all over the dressing room. She also let her dog run wild and we had to chase it around so it didn’t get stolen like her other one. She gave us her credit card and we gave it back then someone called the store to see if she left it……get a hold of your self!! and she totally does the fake nice voice when she wants something or says thank you……so weird…….she’s also about 5’7 and has size 12 feet…wtf?!? Like ET!!

  38. doopie

    What? ET was 5’7″? You idiot – ET couldn’t have been over 5’5″, cabbage/turtles don’t ever get larger than that. And by the way, stop being so racsist.

  39. ET

    Doopie & Burton Girl can both suck my 12″ reproductive pod.

  40. king man dude

    first!

  41. adoe

    looks better than that stupid fake hair

  42. jennyjenjen

    @33 Fuck Off Troll.

  43. GOD, skeletor is “FREE”, folks!!

  44. seems like she learned nothing in jail, she must be the top superficial bitch in the world, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  45. Ali Knievel

    I love that we now live in a world where rich white girls are too lazy to grow their own hair out so they get cheap fake extension to look worst then the most ghetto shit you’d ever see. Talk about a post-racial America. I mean what kinda damage can a white girl really do to her hair that she need to “wait until the right time to take the extensions out?” It’s weird.

    But anyhow, Tweety Bird McManhands looks pretty do-able. She just needs to fill those hips out.

  46. kagrez

    she’s had some surgery on her mouth area—or botox related something.

  47. ashes

    Really? You’re bothered by her purse? You don’t have real things to be concerned about?

  48. Binky

    Paris – I could use some new slippers.
    ;-)

  49. She looks really cute and I’d be shopping more than her if I had her resources.

    Also,she did NOT get kicked out of any party!
    Some stupid website invented that story and showed a picture of her in an all white outfit from 2 days before. Then a couple other sites picked up the fake story. Blah.

    She was at the InStyle party and looked stunning in a royal blue dress.

    I don’t care how much some people bitch about Paris, she is the only person in Hollywood who actually interests me enough to follow what she is doing.

  50. Don’t you posters know that in upscale stores you are expected to leave the clothes for the help to pick up????
    That’s half the fun of shopping at those places.

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