As if there weren’t enough reasons to hate her, Paris Hilton supposedly parks in handicapped spaces now. Residents of the Los Angeles apartment complex where Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart lives say every time she visits she pulls into the handicapped spot. Paris’ rep Elliot Mintz says, “I find the reports surprising.”
I’m sure this is all just a simple misunderstanding. How is Paris Hilton supposed to know having the IQ of a ferret doesn’t qualify her as handicapped? She has the IQ of a ferret. She can’t figure that shit out on her own. It’s like a vicious cycle.
Hey, Jaq, havin a really fucking boring day at work today?, because I know I am.
Let’s dance!
She’s Paris Herpes, bitch, she can do whatever she wants…cause she has no brains, and oodles of money…!
Kissing this bitch is like Frenching a rancid jar of mayonnaise that’s been used as an ashtry at a frat party…
I know I used that one before on another thread, but it’s just too good, and that was when Osh wanted to kiss Anna Nicole..now THAT’S fucking gross…
Dammit, ashTRAY, what the fuck is with these typos?? I guess it’s hard to type with one hand down my pants…
we’d have to say
set one
to paris :)
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Why is she always on her cell phone?? Is she talking to the free clinic to see if she’s actually got another case of the clap??
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we were sitting here
wagging a finger at
the screen saying
“you’re not supposed
to [be able to] do
that to me babe :))”
lol bitch
Harry–
I have no idea why she’s always got that phone up to her ear. For one thing, who the hell wants to talk to her? For another… is she the only person on the planet without a bluetooth headset?? Seems like anybody with any money at all has one of those things.
Maybe she’s holding the phone there to keep what’s left of her brain from running out her ear.
Interesting to look at the people in the background…the guy on the right looks like he could care less, and dare I say, the people on the left are LAUGHING AT HER!! They probably have never seen this douchenik standing on a corner having a phony conversation on her cellphone. “Barbra, Barbra, oooo, I would LOVE to sing on your next album.” pulleaaaese..
“Paris, they’re not laughing WITH you, they’re laughing AT you!!!”
And yes, she is still a cunt…
Ooops, sorry a FUCKING cunt…there, that’s better…
#101 – *does the Charleston Hustle – dips Osh and gives her a big, wet smooch*
Ooooo, she parked in a handicapped spot. Wow. Someone call the FBI.
People here are just offended because that’s where they usually park.
Maybe they should make a special parking spot for her, designated “prostitute”, with a special sign with a “mud flap chick” on her knees in front of a pot bellied truck driver…
No, maybe that’s just too classy for her…
#112 I only park in the handicapped space when I’m dropping off your mother cause she usually has a hard time walking after I’m done with her.
#114…
LOL, LOL, ROTFL!!!!!
I am sure she gave her car herpes too…does this football player she’s fucking put out a red light on the porch so she will find her way??? Or maybe some sperm soaked undershorts so she can sniff her way to the door…that would work…
Wow #114, that’s really original. Yo momma soooo fat …
#115, are you retarded?
Hey that’s funny…
People put garlic on their doors to keep bloodsucking vampires AWAY, SO in her case if you nail your soiled jockey shorts to your door you will ATTRACT a cocksucking, moneygrubbing skank…
That is pretty fucking good…she could make a film out of it, “Cockula”…maybe I will write the script for her and send it to her…
#117…
No, just tarded…
@75-
i know how it is, my stepfather has MS and has to use a scooter. Oh HOW many times I wanted to kill someone (non-handicapped) for parking in the handicapped spaces, forcing us to park a mile away, unload the scooter, drag all our crap back to the car, etc. But none of that can compare to the ignorant assholes (and their rude-ass kids) that would gawk and gape open-mouthed as they saw him unloading his scooter from the truck, or driving around the store on it. Because obviously, handicapped people are SUCH a curiosity and a freakshow….sorry for the bitterness, but you probably understand. Some people have NO shame or compassion, they don’t seem to realize that handicapped people are just that…PEOPLE, and want to be treated as such. Jesus fucking Christ.
@112-
You are an asshole. I certainly hope a terrible misfortune befalls you and YOU end up needing a handicapped spot one day. God fucking forbid you could have an ounce of compassion for those that have shit to deal with that would destroy a lesser pile of shit such as yourself. I bet you are one of the aforementioned assholes that gape and stare at handicapped people…but of course precious Paris SHOULD be able to park ANYWHERE that she wants, since she is obviously a superior being to the rest of us dirty peasants. If you think a person is worthy simply because they are rich, I truly feel sorry for you. You are truly a reprehensible person without an ounce of compassion or shame. It is such as you that make me tremble for the future of humanity. I guess we all have to look forward to skank trash like Paris being worshiped and revered as the next Jesus Christ. Oh, Lord Paris, of the gaping snatch, from whch all STD’s flow…sucking dick down below, oh Lord, what a HO. Amen.
Yes, it is heartbreaking – my dear grandmother had “Intermittent Tourette’s Syndrome” and she got it reaaally bad when someone parked in her favorite parking spot in front of Norma’s Dyke Bar where she used to hang out…
Ranks up there with the Heartbreak of Psoriasis -
ok – does this mean I am an asshole too, mkay?? Mkay…
My dearly departed grandmother suffered from Geriatric Profanity Disorder. She would cause quite a stir during church.
Maybe she figures she can park where ever she wants since she lets pretty much anyone park themselves in her.
She looks like she’s pulling Secret Service detail at Stuckey’s.
If i was in California and saw Parasite’s car in a handicapped spot i would definitely key it. I have written notes, yelled at people and keyed cars before because i have been unable to park or get into my car because some brain dead moron parked in a handicapped spot or in the yellow space between two spots which is where my van’s lift comes down. Ignorance and stupidity are not handicaps!!!! I use a chair and i fucking hate people who park in handicapped spots who don’t need them. It really pisses me off and they deserve whatever retribution I choose to mete out to them. Another good idea i found is a fake parking ticket that says “You have parked in a handicapped spot, please show this ticket to a policeman”. Then they can get a hundred dollar fine. FUCK ALL THE FUCKHEADS WHO PARK IN HANDICAPPED SPOTS WHEN THEY DO NOT NEED THEM.
It is probably a good thing I do not own a gun….
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Hey, that fake parking ticket is a brilliant idea! :)
my ferrets are insulted
hey guys leave the poor girl alone.. clearly Paris Hilton is handicapped!
hey guys don’t be so hard the girls.. clearly Paris is more handicapped the anyone else who parks in those spaces
tsarinaamanda, your stepfather doesn’t really have MS. He just drives that scooter around because he’s a lazy son of a bitch. And people stare because they’re hoping he’ll pop a wheelie.