Paris Hilton is better than cripples


As if there weren’t enough reasons to hate her, Paris Hilton supposedly parks in handicapped spaces now. Residents of the Los Angeles apartment complex where Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart lives say every time she visits she pulls into the handicapped spot. Paris’ rep Elliot Mintz says, “I find the reports surprising.”

I’m sure this is all just a simple misunderstanding. How is Paris Hilton supposed to know having the IQ of a ferret doesn’t qualify her as handicapped? She has the IQ of a ferret. She can’t figure that shit out on her own. It’s like a vicious cycle.


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