Paris Hilton announced that Christina Aguilera is pregnant to a crowded Club LAX in Las Vegas over the weekend. While Christina has been seen with a noticeable bump, she has not yet publicly confirmed the pregnancy. Fortunately saints like Paris Hilton exist and have no sense of decorum. Us Magazine reports:
“Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, you’re gorgeous,” Hilton, 26, said to the packed crowd, while Aguilera, 26 (whose video ‘Candy Man’ is up for Best Director at the MTV VMAs) sat nearby in uncomfortable silence.
Paris then went on to announce other obvious facts including the sky is blue, the grass is green and she has herpes. And also something about my abs being incredibly chiseled. I believe “sculpted steel” were her exact words.
anna | September 10, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Paris is a dumbass!!
Jimbo | September 10, 2007 at 12:01 pm
That is Paris on a good day
Parisite, Blohan and Shitney...3 signs of the apocalypse! | September 10, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Whatever…Parisite was just trying to whore some more publicity for herself. Why can’t she just go away?? She has yet to impress me with any of her “skills”…even her sex tape was a yawn fest!
Ruff | September 10, 2007 at 12:02 pm
yay!
Texas Tranny | September 10, 2007 at 12:02 pm
I really love Paris’s outfit, I LOVE pink and black lace, so feminine and sissy looking.
RON | September 10, 2007 at 12:05 pm
OMG LOOK AT PARIS HAND NEAR HER FACE, IT LOOKS LIKE M3NS HANDS.
TIM | September 10, 2007 at 12:06 pm
F [_] C K 1 N N 1 G G 3 R S
---( - )( - )---- | September 10, 2007 at 12:07 pm
This is a direct stab at Brit.
P.H. hates Brit and I don’t know why.
Barry LeFarge | September 10, 2007 at 12:07 pm
What a yatch. Paris looks like a mongoloid in those bottom photos.
Spook | September 10, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Obviously Tim and Ron are the same person.
TOM | September 10, 2007 at 12:09 pm
@10 – F00K YOU THEY ARE NOT YOUTARD
ambidextroushandjob | September 10, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Nicole is preggers, so is Christina, and wow! surprise! Paris just so happens it’s time for her to have children? Pathetic attention whore. She can’t stand it that they have something she doesn’t. Try getting – and keeping – a relationship with another adult that doesn’t tank after 6 months first, skank.
RON | September 10, 2007 at 12:10 pm
THANK YOU TOM
Jimbo | September 10, 2007 at 12:11 pm
I think Tom and Ron are Krazy Kelli’s Brothers
TOM | September 10, 2007 at 12:12 pm
NO THEY ARE NOT JUMBO
Texas Tranny | September 10, 2007 at 12:12 pm
@12
I never did learn to do it with my left hand.
Gary | September 10, 2007 at 12:14 pm
“Sculpted Steel” abs, huh? Now we know you’re lying, because Paris Hilton would be lucky to be able to even understand the words “Sculpted Steel”, much less say them. And even if she managed to muster the actual speech of those syllables, to say them together like that the alliteration would surely fluster her lol.
camila | September 10, 2007 at 12:14 pm
that wasn’t rea;lly nice but whatever,we all knew.
and why shes saying that christina is the most beautiful pregnant women???
is she trying to say that NICOLE RICHIE is an ugly pregnant women?!?!?!?
OMG!!!!!!! they’r not friends anymore???
common they were BFF so ….. WTF!
Jimbo | September 10, 2007 at 12:17 pm
@15 then you are stupid fucking TROLL
Joe Testosterone | September 10, 2007 at 12:21 pm
CA preggers is the worst kept secret since the holocost!
http://testosterone-zone.com
LadyJane | September 10, 2007 at 12:22 pm
I went spelunking in Paris’svagina once and found the lost city of Atlantis.
bob | September 10, 2007 at 12:25 pm
wtc is up with the black tights. they look terrible with both of these outfits.
Texas Tranny | September 10, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Bob
They should’ve gone with fishnets or some that were real lacy.
Biohazard | September 10, 2007 at 12:28 pm
@21 – OMG, I hope your were wearing a hazmat suit!!
whackjob | September 10, 2007 at 12:31 pm
What a hideous monkey-paw of a mitt in that photo, and that’s an insult to monkeys everywhere.
bob | September 10, 2007 at 12:33 pm
23 – or paper bag over the head, at least for Paris.
p0nk | September 10, 2007 at 12:37 pm
judging from pic 3, paris apparently thinks the “Lax” in Club Lax stands for ‘laxative’.
/i see the trolls are still alive and well.
//veggi, i lost your email addy.
Dan Rather | September 10, 2007 at 12:39 pm
This might be the most important news story I’ve ever seen.
Old Man | September 10, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Judging by the comments, the average age of the people who comment here is about 10 yo:
13. RON – September 10, 2007 12:10 PM
THANK YOU TOM
14. Jimbo – September 10, 2007 12:11 PM
I think Tom and Ron are Krazy Kelli’s Brothers
15. TOM – September 10, 2007 12:12 PM
NO THEY ARE NOT JUMBO
16. TOM – MOMMY, JIMBOS A BIG MEANY!!!!!!!!
Old Man | September 10, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Superfish – you really need to do something to police this site. Some people require adult supervision and should not be exposed to the potential mature nature of the comments here. Also, somebody needs to call the truant officer on Tom and Ron. If they’re well enough to be on this site, then they are well enough to go to school. Plus they obviously have missed too much school already.
Hypocrites | September 10, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Anybody who is a guy here is a hypocrite. Here you are saying that Paris Hilton is a slut, herpes, un-talented. etc. Now I agree. But she is what you want! Don’t tell me your not attracted to girls. Most preppy girls act that way. Look at the clothes, the hair styles, the large sunglasses. Whorish styling look. That all came from Paris! She is the fashion symbol for teen girls these years. And you are hypocrites.
Maybe because I’m a fat, ugly, bitch. But maybe I’m not, but maybe I am. Yep I am.
Texas Tranny | September 10, 2007 at 12:55 pm
I hear somebody’s Mommy calling.
“Babykins, you better not be on that nasty Superficial website, or you’re going to get a spanking……….OTK, butt naked.
spigot | September 10, 2007 at 12:56 pm
So does Christina know if it’ll be a little baby orange, or a tangerine?
Old Man | September 10, 2007 at 1:00 pm
@31 – I must agree, I would take Paris anyday over the likes of you. Because as you said, she is truly what guys want. But don’t be bitter, you should be proud since you obviously have such a winning personality.
jrzmommy | September 10, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I think “Paris Hilton” means “Thunder Stealing Bitch” in Latin.
Jimbo | September 10, 2007 at 1:09 pm
First FRIST frantically fisted me, and then I felt a fistula further fissuring following father’s forceful fucking.
Jimbo | September 10, 2007 at 1:12 pm
@36 You are back you stupid fucking troll. Stop living in the past with you and your brothers sexual experiences. He is gone now, let him go!!!
Old Man | September 10, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Paris lives in a cheesy soap opera world, where she thinks it’s cool and subtle to make cheesy soap opera like jabs at people. Paris probably thought Christina looked at her funny or something, and decided to get even. Or maybe there has been tension between them for a while, and Paris heard that Christina was going to announce her pregnancy so she decided to rob Christina of that moment. It’s exactly the kind of cheesy catty behavior you see in soap operas. I don’t even think Paris realizes how transparent and theatrical her actions are. But that’s OK, BECAUSE THE MEDIA ONLY REWARDS BAD BEHAVIOR. Like the the retarted Miss Teen USA contestant. As long as you’re pretty, you could go around murdering orphans, and people would be throwing money at you.
Ash | September 10, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Oh whatever who cares. And why would you hide your pregnancy. Isnt that suppose to be a special occasion in a womans life. I mean come on Halle Barry finally came out. Let it go we all already knew.. it wasnt like she was going to pop out a baby and we all go WTF WE HAD NO IDEA… As far as Paris goes …would we expect anything less from her…
Mg | September 10, 2007 at 1:21 pm
WHAT THE HELL?!?! Paris has the most disgusting hands I’ve ever seen!
Old Man | September 10, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Texas Tranny – I understand how much you want me, but please quit sending me this obscene picture of yourself:
http://www.misterseed.com/LATESTnews/NOVEMBER2003/BREAST1.jpg
By the way, it’s just my opinion, but I think you should have seen a doctor about this by now.
Old Man | September 10, 2007 at 1:28 pm
@40 – Mg – Your mommy doesn’t like you using THAT word, and has a Bologna sandwhich waiting for you on the table.
h | September 10, 2007 at 1:31 pm
never realized that Paris had such manly hands
Texas Tranny | September 10, 2007 at 1:32 pm
@41
You didn’t complain last night while I was sucking your cock.
Is it so hard to admit that you’re a gay faggot that likes little boys and likes cock up the ass? I know it must be hard to be so old and never came out of the closet and still living in Mommy’s basement, sniffing her dirty panties and her high heels.
lambman | September 10, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I don’t think what Paris did was wrong…yeah I guess it should be up to the parents to say whether or not they are having a kid….but all she did was say that Christina looked good pregnant.
not announcing publicly that you are pregnant and keeping it a secret are completely different anyways. If she wanted it to be a secret she should have “gone to stay with an aunt in europe for 9 months”
lambman | September 10, 2007 at 1:38 pm
ps in pic 3 Christina looks like this Shirly Temple doll my grandma used to keep on a shelf….creppy, but kinda cute
Jade | September 10, 2007 at 1:39 pm
That’s so rude
Annie Rexia | September 10, 2007 at 1:39 pm
She sure has large hands and feet. I wonder how big her dick is.
Superevil | September 10, 2007 at 1:43 pm
I’d like to make an annoucement as well:
Paris Hilton Is A Fucking Cunt-Rag
Thank You.
Texas Tranny | September 10, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Annie Rexia,
I heard it is 8″ hard and circumcised.
Tee Hee