Paris Hilton was spotted leaving a private acting coach carrying a copy of Ivana Chubbuck’s “The Power Of Acting.” Aww, isn’t that cute? She actually believes she has talent. The odds of her becoming a respected actress are about as good as my pet turtle becoming an astronaut. I mean I’ve been giving him the reading materials, but sometimes I get the feeling his heart just isn’t into it.
I Love My Paris!!! XOXO Haters ; )
Second???
WOw.
No. The pet turtle has excellent chances of going to outer space. Paris can’t even “act” like she’s enjoying sex. And I quote, “Uh. Yeah. Uh.” (in Paris-so-over-it-monotone)
quick, make with the butterknife-neck-stabbing!
Good going whitey.
Part of the title is covered up. It’s really
“The Power Of Acting Like A Whore”.
I read that book and it did nothing for my acting ability … but for some reason it turned me into a premier breakdancer.
this whore is pathetic…what happend to helping abused women and their kids??? she is taking acting lessons instead…
The book is upside down. I know she’s just carrying it, but i’m sure there is some kind of joke to do here. I’m too bored to think about it.
the book is actually called the power of the actor, but who’s counting!?
What’s absolutely the funniest is your comments! Love them!
Acting coach??? It’s not that difficult to say, “That’s hot.” and “Oh baby, yes, yes, give me that festering penis…oooh, *slurps/slobbers* what was your name again?”
Fucking rich, herpe-whore…cannot wait until her fucking tits fall off from some super STD.
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@10- she sure as hell isn’t.
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She needs lesson in acting so she’ll be able to pretend she’s helping abused women and their kids.
By the way, her sunglasses are getting bigger. Am i the only one who think those ugly 80s sunglasses are horrible? And every single unknown ”celebrity” wears it. I’m glad to live in a tree deep in the north european forest with my fellow squirrels and rabbit. They don’t wear sunglasses.
Look, I’m no fan, but give the girl a break. Shes dressed decent, Hasn’t been on any binges, or acted like a fool since shes been out. Come on.
That Is All.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Where is a gun toting lowlife when you need one?
What is cute about a giant herpie holding a guide to acting? I don’t get it.
I mean the giant herpie belongs in the Guiness book of world records but in the same class as adorable little puppies and other things that make you go that make you go awwwww, me think not. There is nothing cute about a walking STD factory.
#15-
You’re right… she’s had such a promising ten days. Really on a roll! I wish people gave ME a fresh slate and a second chance when I got out of jail. I guess she’s just THAT much better of a person though….
What’s that book called? The Power of Acting Like an Ass???
this is such old news. sorry guys.
What do you all know about films?
She’ll be a great extra in some B-rated prison porn.
the fact that she’s carrying the book upside down is reminiscent to:
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/americas_next_top_model/images/caridee_1.jpg
Is she paying people to pay attention to her? ‘Cuz I don’t get it…
sorry:
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/americas_next_top_model/images/caridee_1.jpg
I’m dead against snuff films but for Parisite I’ll make an exception.
I’m not at all a Paris fan or defender….
but she actually was pretty good in “House of Wax” compared to all the crappy horror movie actresses in recent years (Black Christmas cast, Final Destination chicks, 7th Heaven chick in Saw II…ect…)
Paris was at least entertaining, and convincing in her runing scared/being murdered scene
the only convincing part of paris is her supernatural power to somehow telepathically convince people she’s good looking. seriously. it looks like an alien, q-tip and eagle had a threesome and she popped out.
What ARE those huge sunglasses she’s wearing..??? I can’t find those anywhere….
Hey FRIST!!!
Deja vu on the Fish. Didn’t we cover this about 7 or 8 months ago?
I said Deja vu–am I in the French Speaking Club now?
@28 They are part of the Hobo Kelly line
@6
“Part of the title is covered up. It’s really
“The Power Of Acting Like A Whore”.”
If you look closer at thumbnail #1 you can make out “uck technique” near her wrist. And the author’s name is “Ivana Chubbuck”.
it’s less fish deja vu-y than awhile ago, when the same Britney-Lindsay-Paris stories (“spotted!”) were cycling endlessly
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No
Cause you forgot the accent on déjà.
Paris is not wanting to become and actress, she is learning how to better fake an orgasm. Unless you are packing about 14 inches all you are going to do is bang off the walls of her herpie lined snatch
Some crazy gunman, shoot this woman!!!
To bad she was not at the New York New York Casino last night
34–D’OH! My computer only types in English.
Hello James
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Why do you want to join the french club?
#37, where did you find casino in NY??? Casinos are not allowed in NY.
There is a casino in Las Vegas called New York New York and some asshole, much like yourself, open fired on people.
Je pas. J’étais homme sage.
Je pas. J’étais homme sage.
Deux fois! Hoh hoh hoh!! Excuse moi!
Deux fois! hoh hoh hoh!!!
She couldn’t act her way out of a brown paper porno mailer.
Hey FRIST – What’s up? Are you going to be here for a while?
Hey FRIST – What’s up? Are you going to be here for a while?
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Make no sens.