Paris Hilton is a wizard! (Which explains the breasts)

Paris Hilton set the cutlets to “Hello!” last night while making an appearance on David Letterman. And, I gotta tell you, I’m starting to love these Paris/Dave interviews. Mostly because he drops a ton of backhanded compliments, and she just giggles like a vapid mountain of dumb. But I did learn something, turns out 300,000 people auditioned for Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. That’s over a quarter of a million Americans who think hanging out with the human equivalent of a Port-A-John is the zenith of living.

Dear Terrorists,

You may be onto something.

The Superficial Writer



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