Paris Hilton sent a collection of Christian Dior products running nearly $10,000 to her mom for Mother’s Day – including shoes, purses, sunglasses, and perfumes – but according to her reps the package was stolen.
“A delivery person from Christian Dior delivered the items to the residence, and set the package down on the sidewalk while trying to work the intercom system. At this point, a person came along and grabbed the items.” The Hiltons spent Mother’s Day at the trendy restaurant the Ivy. Photogs asked Paris about the incident and she confirmed it: “Yeah, someone stole it.”
Damn, woman, just admit you forgot it was Mother’s Day. You don’t have to make up a ridiculous story about your $10,000 gift basket being stolen. She might as well have thrown in that there was also an original painting by DaVinci, three Faberg
@98
“Do you guys think Paris Hilton is reading these comments?”
C’mon, now. That’s just plain silly. Do you think Paris can read anything? Her doctors actually have to color code her medicines to prevent a mix-up like the time she poured Nyquil on her pussy cause it was-a-itchin. You should have seen her nose when the suppository got stuck in her left nostril. She’s great.
I think Psris probably writes most of these comments. She of course dictates them through Nikki.
And by Psris I mean Paris, or Psoriasis, or Osiris, whatever turns your crank.
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Go to Fred Segal, you’ll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She’s dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)
Disease’s growing, it’s epidemic
I’m scared that there ain’t a cure
The world believes it and I’m going crazy
I cannot take any more
I’m so glad that I’ll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That’s what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Nobody do it. Nobody.
Okay, so lambananas is actually Pink. I wonder what Richie Sambora’s moniker is… (I’m looking at you, Skip Smith)
Oops, she did it again…
http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/articles/_a/another-parental-faux-pas-for-britney/20060516093809990001
Posted by PapaHotNuts on May 16, 2006 04:05 PM
Nobody do it. Nobody.
By saying that, you’re acknowlodging… and still obsessing. Can’t you stop this enamoured obsession with me? Everything I say that, you tell no one to respoond…
AND I KNOW WHY!!!!
BECAUSE YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH ME, YOU CAN’T STAND IF ANYONE ELSE GETS MY ATTENTION!
Wow, you are the MOST obsessed! You are President of C.O.O.B.!
That’s really sad.
C.O.O.B. Is, by the way, the Club of Obsessives Over iamBananas
Hey guys, let’s talk about sports. Do you think Barry Bonds is going to break the record anytime soon? Look at Paris’ giant sunglasses! It’s raining here. Is it raining anywhere else? What’s Bush’s approval rating these days?
she probabley gambled those presents away in a poker match.
@111 – Better odds are that she just lost them in her cavernous vag.
@107 with post script for Edna
OH MY FUCKING GOD !!!! NEUTER THIS FUCKING CUNT BEFORE SHE SPAWNS AGAIN !!!!!
Again ENDANGERING the kid with the seat restraint and improper use of car seat. And hello it has been 75-80 degrees in Malibu everyday this week. Is she trying to give the kid skin cancer too !!!
ps: HEY BRIT: ABORTION IS LEAGAL IN CALIFORNIA
And she almost gets into a fight with Lindsay Lohan on Friday, I was at this spot too, but I didn’t get to see it, how stupid is she..
http://starked.com/archives/paris-and-lindsay-bff-or-maybe-not/
When she finally runs into the wall that everyone’s talking about, she’s gonna fuck it.
21–NO shit! LMAO
Total “Grandma Goes To Vegas” sneakers.
@110 hey Osh, funny you should mention it, I nearly drowned on my way home today it is raining so hard. By the time I got here I looked like Paris after an all-night fluid-soaked party. So, what is your favorite fruit? Mine is, um, Mandarin oranges. Or maybe blueberries. But definitely not the one that is long and phallic and yellow on the outside.
I’m telling you, it’s that little Tinkerbell, he’s getting revenge on Paris for tossing him aside. He has powers, magical powers. Think about it.
First of all…those shoes make her feet look as big as gold plated canoes.
Number two…when you’re as fucked up, or have been that fucked up (the ass) as Paris Hilton…Yeah…That’s all I’ve got on that one
How old is Paris Hilton, anyway? 20-something, I’d assume, but I could be wrong..
Yes!!!!! 117th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm. Paris Hilton looks like a Sleestak. Don’t believe me? Check it out. http://vortex.accuweather.com/adc2004/pub/images/promos/blog_sleestak.jpg
Every woman should have four pets in her life.
A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage,
a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.