Paris Hilton sent a collection of Christian Dior products running nearly $10,000 to her mom for Mother’s Day – including shoes, purses, sunglasses, and perfumes – but according to her reps the package was stolen.
“A delivery person from Christian Dior delivered the items to the residence, and set the package down on the sidewalk while trying to work the intercom system. At this point, a person came along and grabbed the items.” The Hiltons spent Mother’s Day at the trendy restaurant the Ivy. Photogs asked Paris about the incident and she confirmed it: “Yeah, someone stole it.”
Damn, woman, just admit you forgot it was Mother’s Day. You don’t have to make up a ridiculous story about your $10,000 gift basket being stolen. She might as well have thrown in that there was also an original painting by DaVinci, three Faberg
Amy | May 16, 2006 at 9:47 am
first!
Amy | May 16, 2006 at 9:48 am
and second?
i wish i had $10000
-= ChebyratoR =- | May 16, 2006 at 9:49 am
that is the stupidest excuse for forgeting mothers day EVER!!!
Edna Bambrick | May 16, 2006 at 9:50 am
Let’s keep it clean, folks. I am reporting all disgusting posts.
downshine | May 16, 2006 at 9:51 am
fourth?
spatz | May 16, 2006 at 9:52 am
those pictures of her make me want to smash her face in with a monkey wrench.
-= ChebyratoR =- | May 16, 2006 at 9:54 am
Edna Fa Cube Itch! go back to yahoo and try ban people there.
its not like anyone cares about you “reporting” shit
trophywife | May 16, 2006 at 9:55 am
WTF is up with those shoes??
Dr.Rokter | May 16, 2006 at 9:58 am
#6 Judging from every picture I’ve ever seen of her, someone beat you to that quite some time ago.
You could say something like, “I’d like to rip her urethra out with a pair of Robogrip pliers, tan it, and make a replacement gift basket for her. Filled with acid. And feces. And Fanta.”
I don’t know. I nee more recharge time in between Paris posts to be even remotely interesting. Maybe I should go talk about race relations and the American legal system on the OJ thread…
ForMeToKnow | May 16, 2006 at 10:00 am
I actually like the shoes…but what in hades is up with the rest of the outfit? Shoes like that have to be played down with a pair of jeans.
Maybe she didn’t want to be noticed. Looks like she’s incognito.
spatz | May 16, 2006 at 10:03 am
lol @ robogrip pliers. that might make me giggle all day. sorry i cant come up with anything to top that. i tip my hat to you sir.
Lou | May 16, 2006 at 10:04 am
My speculation is that while getting dressed she was still giddy from all the cum she guzzled the night before leaving her already shakey ability to dress herself as the last thing on her mind. My point here is Paris is a cum guzzling bitch and I am tired of seeing her smug face everywhere.
Italian Stallion | May 16, 2006 at 10:08 am
I don’t remember her crying when she was 5 and Woody Allen stole her virginity……
Chrystal03 | May 16, 2006 at 10:12 am
I hate it when celebs think they can just start any kind of fashion trend they want. I wouldnt even wear those shoes to cut grass in.
Morticia | May 16, 2006 at 10:14 am
Edna…shut the phuck up. Can you not see that your morality police schtick is not working here?
Agatha | May 16, 2006 at 10:17 am
It’s Peter Pan. Those shoes are clearly magical and help her fly.
PapaHotNuts | May 16, 2006 at 10:18 am
I wish Barry Bonds would abandon his chase for Babe Ruth’s home run record and just continuosly hit Paris Hilton in the face with a bat. I would consider that a victory for all of us.
TaiTai | May 16, 2006 at 10:20 am
Why is her face the same color as her shirt, but her neck is tan?
Bad luck just seems to follow her around. Karma, I’d say.
Proteon | May 16, 2006 at 10:21 am
Who the fuck is Paris Hilton?
RichPort | May 16, 2006 at 10:21 am
I hear cum in the eyes stings and blurs vision… another gangbang gone awry…
pinky_nip | May 16, 2006 at 10:22 am
If anyone watches old “The Nanny” shows, those are the exact same shoes tht Fran Dresher’s grandmother, Yetta wore.
Ari | May 16, 2006 at 10:22 am
Could somebody just shoot her already? And burn those shoes…
pinky_nip | May 16, 2006 at 10:24 am
I think I saw her fly into my windshield this morning.
sharkbite | May 16, 2006 at 10:27 am
At first, I was thinking the man was going to just leave it on the doorstep…. that would have been classic Paris.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
PapaHotNuts | May 16, 2006 at 10:31 am
@23
Then your windshield has herpes.
Zanna | May 16, 2006 at 10:31 am
#9 – what do you have against Fanta?!
blueballs | May 16, 2006 at 10:37 am
I am not much of a style guy, but who the fuck dresses her? The combo of those irritating bug eye glasses, unflattering top and pants and her gold shoes makes me want to hire Dick Cheney to shoot her!
Jacq | May 16, 2006 at 10:38 am
From the looks of it, this is going to be a great day here at SF. WTF is with those socks – not to mention the shoes and the PETA flour on the legs capris. Kabuki make-up nice choice.
Forget the Fanta, forget the feces, forget the acid. What her mother really needs is Windex. I have a stsong suspicion that Paris was born with herpes. Yeah, Windex and a bra.
owen | May 16, 2006 at 10:44 am
Brittany Spears, Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton were in Chicago visiting the Sears Tower.After they got on the elevator Brittany noticed a stain on the wall and said”That looks like cum.”Lindsey smelled it and said”That smells like cum.”Paris leaned over,licked it and said”That’s cum alright.But it’s nobody who works here.”
DancingQueen | May 16, 2006 at 10:47 am
“Look I can even afford ‘gold’ shoes…” Dumb bitch. I cannot wait til the day when she hits the wall. Hard.
billabong021 | May 16, 2006 at 10:48 am
she looks like a freakin tool in all those pics.
Getitstraight | May 16, 2006 at 10:51 am
She stole those shoes and socks from Meg Ryan
playahater101 | May 16, 2006 at 10:51 am
nice gold shoes and socks. You know she paid a lot for those ugly ass shoes. What’s with these girls and the terrible slothes they have been wearing? If her outfit and Lindsay’s leggings and big sweaters are what’s “in” now, I do NOT want any part of it. HORRIBLE!!!!!!!
Sheva | May 16, 2006 at 10:53 am
Mrs. Hilton “Paris what are you doing?”
Paris: “I’m trying out my outfit for my next movie.”
MH: What’s it called?
Paris: “Ring Three, Stick it in.”
MH: But you do that already.
Paris: “I’m a natural actress.”
Dr.Rokter | May 16, 2006 at 10:55 am
#26
I don’t like to drink things that taste like the eminations of a mentally unstable diabetic.
86 | May 16, 2006 at 10:57 am
My eyes have been violated!
tuben | May 16, 2006 at 11:01 am
Is it just me or does it look like she’s going around in white face? I think I should be offended.
Zanna | May 16, 2006 at 11:01 am
#35
Okay, I can understand that. But what tastes like a mentally STABLE diabetic? Fresca, perhaps?
CrazyBrunette | May 16, 2006 at 11:03 am
@28 lol
Xopher.tm | May 16, 2006 at 11:03 am
“wait til the day when she hits the wall”???
Dude. The wall’s been kicking her ass silly for years.
Oh, and this is for Edna: Fuck.
And this is for Tom Cruise: Cock.
Xopher.tm | May 16, 2006 at 11:05 am
Oh… I forgot.
First!
86 | May 16, 2006 at 11:09 am
She looks like such an ostrich.
pinky_nip | May 16, 2006 at 11:11 am
It’s just her “running to the pharmacy to pick up my valtrex” outfit.
BTW, could’nt she have given the damn gift to her mother instead of having it delivered? What a lazy piece of herpes.
86 | May 16, 2006 at 11:11 am
This is what I picture sex with Paris Hilton looking like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP68ncWYTO4
gammanormids | May 16, 2006 at 11:12 am
#21 LOL! I do remember Yetta did have those shoes… ROTFL!!
And
pinky_nip | May 16, 2006 at 11:14 am
And what the fuck is up with that person standing next to her in the elevator? She has a little girls cheap plastic hair clip and those jeans are so STUPID, are they “pegged” for God’s sake? And nice 1980 flats.
Zanna | May 16, 2006 at 11:15 am
#44
Yea…except they took the bag off it’s head it would be EXACTLY like it!!!
BigJim | May 16, 2006 at 11:19 am
Serves the bitch right for getting things stolen from her, because she’s a thief herself: she stole my heart.
From the very first time I saw her, I wanted her; I have longed for her heart and soul. There is nothing more in this world that I would love than to have Paris in my arms, as I held her head underwater, watching the life slip out of her retarded eyes.
tiffny | May 16, 2006 at 11:19 am
whats sad is that her outfit – from the hair ribbon to the retarded socks – probably cost more than my car.
Dr.Rokter | May 16, 2006 at 11:20 am
#38
I thought Fresca was Fanta’s retarded cousin.