Paris Hilton is a victim of thievery

May 16th, 2006 // 123 Comments

paris_hilton_elf.jpgParis Hilton sent a collection of Christian Dior products running nearly $10,000 to her mom for Mother’s Day – including shoes, purses, sunglasses, and perfumes – but according to her reps the package was stolen.

“A delivery person from Christian Dior delivered the items to the residence, and set the package down on the sidewalk while trying to work the intercom system. At this point, a person came along and grabbed the items.” The Hiltons spent Mother’s Day at the trendy restaurant the Ivy. Photogs asked Paris about the incident and she confirmed it: “Yeah, someone stole it.”

Damn, woman, just admit you forgot it was Mother’s Day. You don’t have to make up a ridiculous story about your $10,000 gift basket being stolen. She might as well have thrown in that there was also an original painting by DaVinci, three Faberg


  1. Amy

    first!

  2. Amy

    and second?

    i wish i had $10000

  3. -= ChebyratoR =-

    that is the stupidest excuse for forgeting mothers day EVER!!!

  4. Edna Bambrick

    Let’s keep it clean, folks. I am reporting all disgusting posts.

  5. downshine

    fourth?

  6. spatz

    those pictures of her make me want to smash her face in with a monkey wrench.

  7. -= ChebyratoR =-

    Edna Fa Cube Itch! go back to yahoo and try ban people there.

    its not like anyone cares about you “reporting” shit

  8. trophywife

    WTF is up with those shoes??

  9. Dr.Rokter

    #6 Judging from every picture I’ve ever seen of her, someone beat you to that quite some time ago.

    You could say something like, “I’d like to rip her urethra out with a pair of Robogrip pliers, tan it, and make a replacement gift basket for her. Filled with acid. And feces. And Fanta.”

    I don’t know. I nee more recharge time in between Paris posts to be even remotely interesting. Maybe I should go talk about race relations and the American legal system on the OJ thread…

  10. ForMeToKnow

    I actually like the shoes…but what in hades is up with the rest of the outfit? Shoes like that have to be played down with a pair of jeans.

    Maybe she didn’t want to be noticed. Looks like she’s incognito.

  11. spatz

    lol @ robogrip pliers. that might make me giggle all day. sorry i cant come up with anything to top that. i tip my hat to you sir.

  12. Lou

    My speculation is that while getting dressed she was still giddy from all the cum she guzzled the night before leaving her already shakey ability to dress herself as the last thing on her mind. My point here is Paris is a cum guzzling bitch and I am tired of seeing her smug face everywhere.

  13. Italian Stallion

    I don’t remember her crying when she was 5 and Woody Allen stole her virginity……

  14. Chrystal03

    I hate it when celebs think they can just start any kind of fashion trend they want. I wouldnt even wear those shoes to cut grass in.

  15. Morticia

    Edna…shut the phuck up. Can you not see that your morality police schtick is not working here?

  16. It’s Peter Pan. Those shoes are clearly magical and help her fly.

  17. PapaHotNuts

    I wish Barry Bonds would abandon his chase for Babe Ruth’s home run record and just continuosly hit Paris Hilton in the face with a bat. I would consider that a victory for all of us.

  18. TaiTai

    Why is her face the same color as her shirt, but her neck is tan?

    Bad luck just seems to follow her around. Karma, I’d say.

  19. Proteon

    Who the fuck is Paris Hilton?

  20. RichPort

    I hear cum in the eyes stings and blurs vision… another gangbang gone awry…

  21. pinky_nip

    If anyone watches old “The Nanny” shows, those are the exact same shoes tht Fran Dresher’s grandmother, Yetta wore.

  22. Ari

    Could somebody just shoot her already? And burn those shoes…

  23. pinky_nip

    I think I saw her fly into my windshield this morning.

  24. At first, I was thinking the man was going to just leave it on the doorstep…. that would have been classic Paris.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  25. PapaHotNuts

    @23
    Then your windshield has herpes.

  26. #9 – what do you have against Fanta?!

  27. blueballs

    I am not much of a style guy, but who the fuck dresses her? The combo of those irritating bug eye glasses, unflattering top and pants and her gold shoes makes me want to hire Dick Cheney to shoot her!

  28. Jacq

    From the looks of it, this is going to be a great day here at SF. WTF is with those socks – not to mention the shoes and the PETA flour on the legs capris. Kabuki make-up nice choice.
    Forget the Fanta, forget the feces, forget the acid. What her mother really needs is Windex. I have a stsong suspicion that Paris was born with herpes. Yeah, Windex and a bra.

  29. owen

    Brittany Spears, Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton were in Chicago visiting the Sears Tower.After they got on the elevator Brittany noticed a stain on the wall and said”That looks like cum.”Lindsey smelled it and said”That smells like cum.”Paris leaned over,licked it and said”That’s cum alright.But it’s nobody who works here.”

  30. DancingQueen

    “Look I can even afford ‘gold’ shoes…” Dumb bitch. I cannot wait til the day when she hits the wall. Hard.

  31. billabong021

    she looks like a freakin tool in all those pics.

  32. Getitstraight

    She stole those shoes and socks from Meg Ryan

  33. playahater101

    nice gold shoes and socks. You know she paid a lot for those ugly ass shoes. What’s with these girls and the terrible slothes they have been wearing? If her outfit and Lindsay’s leggings and big sweaters are what’s “in” now, I do NOT want any part of it. HORRIBLE!!!!!!!

  34. Sheva

    Mrs. Hilton “Paris what are you doing?”

    Paris: “I’m trying out my outfit for my next movie.”

    MH: What’s it called?

    Paris: “Ring Three, Stick it in.”

    MH: But you do that already.

    Paris: “I’m a natural actress.”

  35. Dr.Rokter

    #26

    I don’t like to drink things that taste like the eminations of a mentally unstable diabetic.

  36. 86

    My eyes have been violated!

  37. tuben

    Is it just me or does it look like she’s going around in white face? I think I should be offended.

  38. #35

    Okay, I can understand that. But what tastes like a mentally STABLE diabetic? Fresca, perhaps?

  39. CrazyBrunette

    @28 lol

  40. Xopher.tm

    “wait til the day when she hits the wall”???

    Dude. The wall’s been kicking her ass silly for years.

    Oh, and this is for Edna: Fuck.

    And this is for Tom Cruise: Cock.

  41. Xopher.tm

    Oh… I forgot.

    First!

  42. 86

    She looks like such an ostrich.

  43. pinky_nip

    It’s just her “running to the pharmacy to pick up my valtrex” outfit.

    BTW, could’nt she have given the damn gift to her mother instead of having it delivered? What a lazy piece of herpes.

  44. 86

    This is what I picture sex with Paris Hilton looking like.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP68ncWYTO4

  45. gammanormids

    #21 LOL! I do remember Yetta did have those shoes… ROTFL!!

    And

  46. pinky_nip

    And what the fuck is up with that person standing next to her in the elevator? She has a little girls cheap plastic hair clip and those jeans are so STUPID, are they “pegged” for God’s sake? And nice 1980 flats.

  47. #44

    Yea…except they took the bag off it’s head it would be EXACTLY like it!!!

  48. BigJim

    Serves the bitch right for getting things stolen from her, because she’s a thief herself: she stole my heart.

    From the very first time I saw her, I wanted her; I have longed for her heart and soul. There is nothing more in this world that I would love than to have Paris in my arms, as I held her head underwater, watching the life slip out of her retarded eyes.

  49. tiffny

    whats sad is that her outfit – from the hair ribbon to the retarded socks – probably cost more than my car.

  50. Dr.Rokter

    #38

    I thought Fresca was Fanta’s retarded cousin.

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