Paris Hilton is a total liar
Paris Hilton says she’s giving up sex for a year in order to help rediscover herself. She told hosts Regis and Kelly:
“I’m doing it just because I want to. I feel I’m becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I’m just so romantic, and I’ll put all my energy into the guy, and I don’t really pay attention to myself. One-night stands are not for me. I think it’s gross when you just give it up. Guys want you more if you don’t just hand it to them on a platter. If they want you, then they will wait. You have to make them work for it. I think that’s the only way you know if they really want you or just want to be able to brag that they’ve been with you.”
Paris Hilton giving up sex for a year is like Lindsay Lohan giving up bikinis. Or Britney Spears giving up taping her baby to the trunk of her car. It sounds good on paper but everybody knows it’s not gonna happen. Having sex is Paris Hilton. Can you say to a rainbow “Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second”? No! Such is Paris Hilton.
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