Paris Hilton is apparently working on a new album and tells E! Online:
“I’m already working on my new record. I’ve been in meetings with Scott [Storch] and we’ve been working on it. I’ve been working on it with Scott for a few weeks.”
And apparently she’s taking it seriously. An insider says she’s been taking voice lessons and is determined to make her music career succeed. The insider says:
“She takes voice lessons several times a week. She’s really serious about her music career. Of all her projects, her music is the most important to her. She really works very hard to be taken seriously in the industry and make good music people will enjoy.”
On the list of world’s most unnecessary things, a new Paris Hilton album is right up there with parachute pants. Can you imagine what Paris’ voice lessons are like? It’s probably three minutes of singing, and then an hour and a half of the voice coach trying to break through the window to escape.
SHE SO PULLED UP HER DRESS ON PURPOSE!!!!!
god, she’s gaggy.
#44 very good
the bitch lookz like
big bird in theze picz
with ugly legz…
no one wantz anything
zhe doez anymore…who
carez if zhe makez muzic..
no one will buy it?
Hey stupid kelli, bet you are spewin that you and Paris haven’t been invited onto the ladies world surfing tour!!!
Oh Paris, you are incorrigible………
ladiez world tour?
yea, like old ladiez
can zurf,,bitch….
pariz can’t zurf
either…zhez fuckin
playin on that zhit
I zeen 4 yr. oldz better
than her.?
much love to my Clintonz?
41, very very true. but classy ladies pick classy producers, so can you blame her? maybe for being a waste of space/air/my typing right now/life. “ohhh mah gawd u guyz yer mean she wonderful prettuy intewlectual grate girl if u dint like her so much y u write aobut her huh!!??”
because it is human nature to prey on the weaker. muahaha.
I can’t believe that no one said anything about her cute star panties,mmmmmmmm just think about how they smell……….
@59 They smell like everyone in hollywood, and the paparazzi, and the bums on the corner that pissed themselves………..
nononono
her and her buddies kim & chrisAngel
are comming out with a new SEXvideo accidently stolen from her iPhone
#57 are you so retarded that you don’t get it? when “bill clinton” calls you a cunt, like he did last week, that isn’t romance. what a zzzzzztupidfuck u r. get it now?
my sources smuggled the titles to some of her new tracks out of the studio she’s using deep under Iron Mountain. the whole album’s another Illuminati-produced abomination, like Growing Pains and Chef Boyardee products.
1. Unlike a Virgin
2. Can Touch This
3. Coming In the Heir Tonight
4. Monster Gash
5. Comfortably Dumb
6. Frig a Pony
7. Long and Winding Toes
8. I Shagged the Sheriff
9. Shiny Herpe People
10.Three Times a Scabie [duet with Nicole]
Damn double albums…
64th!!!!
The only record she’s workin on is a Criminal Record, and Fiona Apple already used that title didnt she?
LOL…
#63 That is the funniest fucking thing I’ve read on this site all day!
#57 kellifocker sure looks like paris can surf just as good as you, and the rest of the little guys in your 4 year old surf class.
Said in Robot Voice:
“I’m already working on my new record. I’ve been in meetings with Scott [Storch] and we’ve been working on it. I’ve been working on it with Scott for a few weeks.”
making sure to say [Storch] in a lower frequency almost like a demon grunt.
krazihotkelli, what is your major malfunction?
At least she’s wearing underwear again.
62 B. Clinton didn’t call
me a cunt, fuckface…
but it takez one to know
one…zo hi cunt..good
name for zomeone who knowz
and actz the meaning, fuck U.
66/pariz can’t even zurf at all
bitch..and for your 411..I didn’t
zay I waz in a clazz 4 yrz.
dumbazz, I zaid…I have zeen
4 year oldz zurf better that her
azzfucker,dickbrain…
now go eat 62,coz according to her
zhez a cunt that U dezerve, bitchfucker..
WHO CARES ABOUT THIS DAMM STUPID FAGGOT OF GIRL? PLEASE STOP PUTTING THIS SKINNY SHIT EATER IN THIS PAGES BECAUSE WE ARE ALREADY TIRED AND BORED OF THE NOTICES OF THIS BITCH WHEN EVER SHE FART OR EAT HER MOCUS; NORTH AMERICA SUCKS!!
Anyone hear her recent comment that she thinks she is the new blonde american icon right up there with marilyn monroe and princess diana!!!
what a whore!!!!
George Clooney: U need
to go zuck zome dickz
and ztop uzing thoze capz..
I know your fruztrated
and need dick..
why would she sing? she’s had such as successful career as a whore? she’s right up there with Pam “hep C” Anderson and Jenna “HIV” Jameson.
if kelli doesn’t STFU i will bash her pathetic little narrow minded head in. anyone want to help?
hey violet love ur page, you’re just like Hilton. skanky witha vagina that hangs down low.
how many are so pathetic that they post naked pics of themselves on the internet.
Hey Geaorge Clooney, they are making lower case keyboards now, you should check it out retard.
I can’t wait not to buy that cd.
i think its not up to parachute pants, its next to shirts and accessories for pet gophers.
You could take all the greatest writers in all of history and put them all in a room and have each write about Paris Hilton and no matter how little or how much they wrote or whether they wrote in prose or poetry it would all say the same thing:
YOU ARE A FUCKING CUNT, PARIS HILTON. ENJOY YOUR MONEY WHILE YOU HAVE IT, PIG.
Paris is making herself quite the fool these days. It’s hard to take anyone seriously when they go on Larry King and say they’ve never done drugs when there’s video on the internet of themselves smoking drugs and when they say they’ve read the bible but cannot even describe a bible verse. I’m sure when what little looks Paris has start to fade in a few years, there will be even more ridiculous, attention starved behavior for the world to see after which Paris will go home and giggle with her friends at a sleepover as if the world were a big fucking high school or something…
Paris Hilton’s last album went GOLD in April 2007
She was never removed from her record label.
Tabloids should stop printing lies.
ignore the name for a while as i slightly abuse this singing starlet.
I hear the word around the LA anorexic block is that Pavorotti is completely impressed with her singing talents. I mean, why wouldn’t he? He was a cult favourite for “Stars are blind,” in fact, they even asked him to be the model in the video (airbrushing not included).
Maybe Paris will view herself as being too godly divine to star in her movie and just put up ‘one night in paris’, i’ve viewed it and it is the best romantic film i have seen, right after titanic and the various videos of Pamela Anderson.
Come on everybody, don’t you think that while Paris was in jail she practiced her singing hours upon hours each day? Sadly, as irresponsible as Paris has been about drinking while driving, her lack of character and ability probably won’t make much difference in the “show biz” world whether she can actually sing or not. If Hollywood thinks they can make Paris a major recording “artist,” their hype and BS machine will make it happen.
thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!