Paris Hilton says she’s getting serious about her acting and has been preparing for her role in The Hottie and the Nottie by reading “The Power of the Actor.” She tells Hello! magazine:
“I’m serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies lined up. I think I can become a good actress,” Hilton explained. “It’s something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I’m getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress.”
Reading something called “The Power of the Actor” and thinking you’re a substantial actress is the equivalent of making a space helmet out of cardboard and thinking you’re an astronaut. It’s cute she takes herself so seriously, but Paris Hilton is about as likely to become an actual actress as she is to give birth to a piano. And if I had to make a bet I’d go with the piano. She’s had so many penises in there I’m sure the dimensions of her vagina would line up just right.
jrzmommy | January 9, 2007 at 7:04 am
Paris Hilton can read?
Mo | January 9, 2007 at 7:06 am
If Paris needs someone who can actually read, she can hire me to help her out. After I buy that hazmat suit.
Cabaret | January 9, 2007 at 7:10 am
I think she could be a great actress, and The Hottie and The Nottie sounds like the perfect movie for her. Shes playing the “nottie” right.. and the movie is a hardcore porn based on beauty and the beast? Yeah she’d be perfect for that role.
calicojack | January 9, 2007 at 7:11 am
paris, sweeite, a role in the film “titty titty bang bang” isnt on the path to becoming an actress.
i swear to god if this bitch is in anything remotely close to a reputable film i will make it my duty to seek and destroy every version of it
BarbadoSlim | January 9, 2007 at 7:13 am
Here’s a book suggestion: One Million Ways to Kill Yourself
edb87 | January 9, 2007 at 7:21 am
And what better way to display your acting talents than with the movie “The Hottie and the Nottie?” What a crock. Will this bitch die already?
#4 – Dude that’s already a movie…I mean…what?
BarbadoSlim | January 9, 2007 at 7:26 am
News services are reporting that there’s just been a shooting incident in a Vegas High School several young people are reported killed.
Sadly, Paris Hilton was not among them.
particle)man | January 9, 2007 at 7:34 am
EIGHTH!
ya douche!!!
BritishBitch | January 9, 2007 at 7:35 am
Since the stupid bitch can’t even remember to fill up her car with petrol, not once, not twice, but THREE times in one day – I hold out little hope for her being able to remember any of her lines. But I guess if its similar to her movie ‘One Night in Paris’ remembering lines will be the last thing on her mind
RoseColoredGlasses | January 9, 2007 at 7:37 am
This is exactly why Hollywood is REALLY going to the dumps lately…that STD-ridden place is putting out crappier movies by the second….
Nando | January 9, 2007 at 7:40 am
Paris is such a loser. She’s so good at being disappointing. She’s a professional loser. Hey, I just called her a “professional”…that’s a step up for her!
Seriously, she couldn’t even act horny in a porn movie. In fact, when she’s told to act horny for the movie, she gives herself bunny ears and says “Is this horny enough?”
evian_baby | January 9, 2007 at 7:45 am
Yeah whatever…..
I’d hit that
cole007 | January 9, 2007 at 7:52 am
Is it possible to grow so sick of someone’s face that you can’t think anymore? I mean, I have seen that goddamned long face more times than my husband’s or my cat’s or my parents. This is out of control.
Jesus, she is seriously worth about as much as pair of used undies. And I mean, with doodie in the butt side.
ponk | January 9, 2007 at 7:55 am
i saw her do a screening for a movie about a retarded nympho. She was pretty convincing.
BigJim | January 9, 2007 at 7:57 am
How come if she was so great in her porno that she can’t even get a job as Ron Jeremy’s fluffer?
Maybe she can get a role in some sex education film that they show to horny teenage boys. They can call the film “Scared Celibate.”
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com | January 9, 2007 at 7:59 am
Can you cure cancer too Paris?
jrzmommy | January 9, 2007 at 8:00 am
I like to play a fun game where you match up the celebrity with a very mix-matched movie role, such as “Starring Nick Nolte, as Christ.” So, let’s see……..starring Paris Hilton as Marie Curie……..
BarbadoSlim | January 9, 2007 at 8:09 am
This is will be filmed as an open ended documentary,
starring Paris Hilton as Amelia Earhart
RichPort | January 9, 2007 at 8:10 am
Hey, heeeeeeey… stop waving that nose picker at me Missy…
RichPort | January 9, 2007 at 8:11 am
Hee hee hee… it makes me laugh when Europeans call it ‘petrol’…
BigJim | January 9, 2007 at 8:11 am
I’d like to see her in the credits as “Rape and Murder Victim #4″
shanonorato | January 9, 2007 at 8:27 am
Her best acting gig was her death scene in The House of Wax. If I could just see her dying all the time, I probably would take her seriously as an actress.
wedgeone | January 9, 2007 at 8:32 am
Shouldn’t the title of this post have been “Paris Hilton is a serious asshole”?
BigJim | January 9, 2007 at 8:33 am
I strongly encourage her to consider a starring role in a snuff film.
caljenna | January 9, 2007 at 8:34 am
Starring Paris Hilton as Mother Theresa
hellcat1983 | January 9, 2007 at 8:39 am
#20 – You refer to gasoline as “gas”. At least we don’t go around saying we put “pet” in our fuel tank. Gas and gasoline have too completely different meanings…that’s if you want to get technical about things…
hellcat1983 | January 9, 2007 at 8:41 am
Anyway back on topic, maybe she’s starring as the hottie because all of her lines consist of “that’s hot”.
Peter Coffin | January 9, 2007 at 8:48 am
If she is playing “the nottie,” she really doesn’t have to do much acting.
fergernauster | January 9, 2007 at 8:49 am
I blame her parents for all of the pain we have to endure on a daily basis.
sol | January 9, 2007 at 8:56 am
she should start with a remake of the “Bionic Woman.” don’t they replace an eye or something? right up her alley (so to speak).
DrunkBlogger | January 9, 2007 at 9:06 am
FIRST COCKSUCKERS!!!!
fergernauster | January 9, 2007 at 9:19 am
Check out her necklace. Ugliest thing I’ve seen since her soggy, pancake ass.
carpemundus | January 9, 2007 at 9:23 am
yeah, i wasnt sure she could read either
http://www.carpemundus.com – dumb bitches
Kyle Hilton | January 9, 2007 at 9:31 am
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Im just so fucken sick of people shittin on Paris . . .grrrrrr!
Just fucken leeve her alone ok????
Anyone who doesnt like hur iz just immensly JEALOUS and OUTRAGED that shez so sexy and good looking!!!!
Paris iz my idol yoo kno . . .and to see a fellow human being getting treated so badly iz just appalling . . .
Like how dares yoos, dont act like yoo havnt sucked a cock or havnt ever had sex, or dont act like u mighten hav filmed it, becuz u can experiment with thingz like that, and im sure yoo hav . . .
Anywayz i love Paris for WHO SHE IS, yes she may be slutty, but people like me look up to her so shut up!!!!
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shanonorato | January 9, 2007 at 9:37 am
Starring Paris Hilton as….Sleestak
ToiletDuck | January 9, 2007 at 9:38 am
Here are some good movies for this slut to star in…
“Dangerous Lesions”
“Men in Back”
“Hannah and Her Blisters”
I’ve got more…
Kyle Hilton | January 9, 2007 at 9:39 am
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Hey!!!!
Im like so sick of people shitting on Paris!!!! grrrrrr!!!!
Just leeve her alone OK?????
Whoever says anything negative or disses her is just immensly JEALOUS oh HER, becuz u suck and she duznt!!!!
And so wot if shez sucked a cock man!!!!
Like who haznt????
To be honest with yoos, i am absolutely APPALLED at the amount of crap Paris gets off people, and ive just had enough!!!!
Treat a fellow human being how yoo wuld like to be treated, even if its not in reel life!
And at least Paris has an acting career!!!
Wot wuz the last acting gig yoo got? huh?
She probly duz more then yoo do for your job and shez alredy got billions of dollars in her family, but shes STILL working!!!!
So treat Paris Nice aiight????
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Giggles | January 9, 2007 at 9:40 am
Paris is only interesting as herself, not playing someone else, because it is always fascinating to watch a rich, stupid person as they train-wreck their way through life. We don’t have as much money as she does, but I don’t think her money could buy my brains. So there!
ToiletDuck | January 9, 2007 at 9:46 am
“Interview with a Vibrator”…
“Pulp Friction”…
techclerk | January 9, 2007 at 9:47 am
I think Paris would be a great actress because she always taking care of animals.
techclerk | January 9, 2007 at 9:48 am
Half a peace sign is cooler than a peace sign now?
Oooooh! She really burns Lohan with that one!
ToiletDuck | January 9, 2007 at 9:50 am
#40…
You are right, her favorite animal is the one-eyed trouser snake…
ToiletDuck | January 9, 2007 at 9:51 am
“Rosemary’s Beaver”
“Sperms of Endearment”
mikewall | January 9, 2007 at 9:53 am
That is not the peace sign she is chucking at us thats the finger she used on…..
http://www.topsexywomen.com/paris-hilton.html
ToiletDuck | January 9, 2007 at 10:02 am
..Tango and Gash…
…Threesomes Company…
MrSemprini | January 9, 2007 at 10:40 am
She is TOO serious, like really! OOOhh!
ToiletDuck | January 9, 2007 at 10:50 am
..Star Trek: The Next Penetration”…
…”Night of The Giving Head”…
…”Shaving Ryan’s Privates”…
ToiletDuck | January 9, 2007 at 10:52 am
…Schindler’s Fist…”
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | January 9, 2007 at 11:06 am
This reminds me of the time my mom got me “The Power of Pussy” for my 15th birthday, as we were living in Mexico and Mexicans celebrate their sweet sixteen when they turn fifteen. It’s called a “quinceanera”. Anyway, I didn’t read it but I learned a lot about sterile breeds of horses that day.
Courtney | January 9, 2007 at 11:08 am
God damnit.