Paris Hilton is a serious actress

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Paris Hilton says she’s getting serious about her acting and has been preparing for her role in The Hottie and the Nottie by reading “The Power of the Actor.” She tells Hello! magazine:

“I’m serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies lined up. I think I can become a good actress,” Hilton explained. “It’s something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I’m getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress.”

Reading something called “The Power of the Actor” and thinking you’re a substantial actress is the equivalent of making a space helmet out of cardboard and thinking you’re an astronaut. It’s cute she takes herself so seriously, but Paris Hilton is about as likely to become an actual actress as she is to give birth to a piano. And if I had to make a bet I’d go with the piano. She’s had so many penises in there I’m sure the dimensions of her vagina would line up just right.

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