Paris Hilton is a mooch
Paris Hilton might be filthy stinking rich for no other reason than she fell out of her mother’s millionaire vagina. But that doesn’t mean she can’t help herself to some free swag at Sundance. And by help herself I mean practically rob the place blind. Reuters reports:
Word comes to us late on a Sunday night at the Sundance Film Festival that Paris Hilton left the Hollywood Life House gifting suite with 30 bags — 30 bags — stuffed full of free merchandise from Whiting & Davis, which makes metal mesh material and accessories.
Even the publicity people representing the Hollywood Life House seemed aghast, noting in a press release that the Hilton hotel heiress did it, “without shame.” And we’re wondering why she’s even here. It’s not like she’s in a movie at the festival.
I’ll tell you why she was there. Because somebody said her name three times in a row. Dammit, when will you yuppies learn? Now, chopper me out there, so I can clean up your mess. And be quick about it, before all the bath oil baskets are gone.