Paris Hilton is a mooch

January 21st, 2009 // 50 Comments

Paris Hilton might be filthy stinking rich for no other reason than she fell out of her mother’s millionaire vagina. But that doesn’t mean she can’t help herself to some free swag at Sundance. And by help herself I mean practically rob the place blind. Reuters reports:

Word comes to us late on a Sunday night at the Sundance Film Festival that Paris Hilton left the Hollywood Life House gifting suite with 30 bags — 30 bags — stuffed full of free merchandise from Whiting & Davis, which makes metal mesh material and accessories.
Even the publicity people representing the Hollywood Life House seemed aghast, noting in a press release that the Hilton hotel heiress did it, “without shame.” And we’re wondering why she’s even here. It’s not like she’s in a movie at the festival.

I’ll tell you why she was there. Because somebody said her name three times in a row. Dammit, when will you yuppies learn? Now, chopper me out there, so I can clean up your mess. And be quick about it, before all the bath oil baskets are gone.

Photos: WENN
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  1. P911GT10C

    This ain’t news, we already know she’s completely useless and a thief.

  2. Paris Hilton + Metal mesh = WTF?? She going to make that long overdue chastity belt or what?

  3. Cause she’s a slut, not a jouster

  4. Erica

    Wow, great! Yet another Paris Hilton story! With any luck, you know who will be in a story later today…yes…Heidi and Spencer!!!

  5. Shep

    ok I think we’ve had enough paris hilton already to last us the rest of the year. Thanks

  6. Maria

    UGLY BITCH>>>>STOP PUTTING UP PARIS PICTURES SHE IS A WASTE OF SPACE!!!!!!!

  7. Maria

    UGLY BITCH>>>>STOP PUTTING UP PARIS PICTURES SHE IS A WASTE OF SPACE!!!!!!!

  8. saying frist is retarded

    Can we just murder this vapid slag already?

  9. adeliza

    WTF?!?!? What is up with that cap? What is she, 2 years old?

  10. Andy

    Typical Paris. She’s a huge Obama supporter, and for her this was 40 acres and a mule.

  11. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN

    ITS ALL GOOD IM SURE SHE CRIES HERSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT. DID ANYONE SEE THE GOLDEN GLOBES AND THE BORAT DUDE CAME OUT TO PRESENT AN AWARD AND MADE THE JOKES ABOUT THE RECESSION HITTING THE CELEBRITIES HARD? THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY. LONG LIVE BORAT AND BRUNO

  12. ToTellTheTruth

    I like that outfit she has on…

    That fucking bitch…

  13. jen

    #9 i’ll tell you what’s up with the cap.. she needs ATTENTION

    how sad is that? :(

  14. I agree, that declaring yourself 'frist' IS retarded.

    C’mon people, let’s cut Paris a break! I mean, it’s gotta be hard enough going through life knowing you have the I.Q. of a water glass and that despite how much $$$ she has falling out of her asshole; she’ll never surpass a level of respect given to say… a common dogshit.

  15. winston

    Go to the Hollywood Life website and *SURPRISE* they have nothing other than a picture of Paris Hilton. “Paris Hilton hangs out at the Hollywood Life House at the Sundance Film Festival.”

    What a bunch of crap. They couldn’t be happier that Paris showed up to give them something to babble about.

  16. Sam

    Ironic story – a Hilton leaving with bags full of stuff she took. I guess they’re finally fed up with all the towels and soap we’ve stolen.

  17. She’s also a whore, yay!

  18. #16 that was fucking funny!!

  19. jlylec

    i just think she’d be real fun to have sex with…i’d definitely still do her real good.

  20. Newcastle

    What a cunt.

  21. CakeSniffer

    What do they expect? If they don’t want this sort of thing, don’t let her in the joint.

  22. From the looks of it, all that stupid shit she’s wearing was free.

  23. lola richie

    Why would a grown woman dress that way? It was fun in high school, but not a moment past. This is really pathetic. She brings a bag of cheap (probably Chinese made) unicorns to needy children as a publicity stunt and keeps the designer goods to herself!

  24. boo

    That hat really shows off her wonky eye

  25. Jethro

    Shouldn’t it read, “Paris Hilton is a douche”?

  26. I wasn’t aware that Sundance was a sleepover!

  27. Yea - blah blah

    Ummm because the only thing money cant buy is class…….

    Am I right people?!??!

  28. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Look at the hat!
    Look at the boots!
    Look at the tard!

  29. Pathetic Worm

    If I found this bubbling away in a pot on my stove, I’d ask my ex-wife to marry me again.

    (If you’re reading this Linda, I wouldn’t remarry you if you were the last dirty cheating shitcunt on Planet Earth).

  30. Superevil

    I really wish some crazed stalker would kill her. Seriously.

  31. Ouisa

    What a dumbass.

  32. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN

    remember when she was arrested a couple years ago or whenever, and she was crying like a little kid on tv? lol that shit was awesome. what a dumb slut. she’s probably gonna go to jail again for something completely stupid like she runs over some kids in her car and just sprinkles money on them and drives off. what a waste of a life that stupid whore. when shes on her death bed she is going to to be very unfulfilled i think so yayyyy sLUT BITCH FUCK YOU PARIS YOU LOOK LIKE A GIANT PEOPLE ANT

  33. Linda

    Worm, you told me you liked dirty cheating shitcunts.

  34. SSJPabs

    She looks…. semi normal in that weird bunny thing, especially in picture 5.

  35. Jrz

    My daughter is 8 and wouldn’t be caught dead in that silly fucking hat.

  36. Alex

    What the fuck is up with this dumb bitch and her newfound Peter Pan complex? She’s too old to be prancing around in a fucking hat that stupid. The only people who can wear shit like that and pull it off are 5 year olds and tiny Japanese girls that LOOK like 5 year olds.

  37. ann

    Wow how old will paris be when she finally grows up,for someone almost thirty she is so pathetic!

  38. Aady

    As long as she is not showing her crouch in public. that oke.

  39. Billo

    #38 crouch=crotch Idiot.

  40. fuelandfirebombs@yahoo.com

    This woman is close to 30, and dressing like that. There is something not right here.

  41. fuelandfirebombs@yahoo.com

    This woman is close to 30, and dressing like that. There is something not right here.

  42. fuelandfirebombs@yahoo.com

    This woman is pushing 30

  43. She’s a STAND-UP COMEDIAN now, folks?

  44. AmberDextrose

    Dobby the House Elf in pink. How delightful.

  45. mamamiasweepeaches

    I loe you #35. I almosts aid the same thing! My daughter is 10 and wouldnt even crap in that hat!

  46. mamamiasweepeaches

    I love you #35. I almost said the same thing! My daughter is 10 and wouldnt even crap in that hat!

  47. Jenny

    Hello!?? Do ANY of the fucking celebs need FREE SHIT!????
    Let me get this straight… Paris shouldn’t get free rich-people stuff because she’s rich-rich, but the likes of Lindsay or Angelia deserve free bling!?? They can’t afford to BUY a new cell phone like the rest of us dumb*ucks!????

    Has anyone else ever fucking noticed that it’s the crazy-rich that get all the perks and we lowlife middle-clASSers are the dumb schmucks paying $10.00 each for a *ucking movie ticket to watch these asshats????

  48. el ces

    She’s cute in that bunny hat, and that little pout.

  49. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

  50. Wow, how many years in Paris, when he grows up, finally, someone almost thirty years, he is so pathetic!

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