Paris Hilton flew to Hawaii after her Larry King interview and arrived in Maui yesterday wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, and a black wig. I’m assuming this is part of her campaign to reinvent herself as Smart Paris. Except everything she knows she learned from elementary school jokes, so she doesn’t quite realize it takes more than changing your hair color to be taken seriously. She’ll always be Paris Hilton. She could win the Nobel Prize in physics and every time you ran into her on the street you’d still feel the uncontrollable need to pee on her.
Photos: Splash
#37, please don’t insult children. Children learn because they go to Daycare. Kathy sent Paris to Whorecare.
pariz iz zo ugly
but ezpecially in
black hair…but
the extenzionz ztill
R better then mommydearezt..
Apparently you can bid on Paris Hilton’s jailhouse letter on the Epier site!
Funny, no one is commenting on her lying about drug use… I guess that is like saying the sun rises in the morning. Of course she lies.
More important is to run a photo of Paris and her Aunt Francesca (ZsaZsa’s daughter) side by side – now THERE is some truth!.
It’s not like that blonde was her natural color anyways.
She’s not loosing anything.
you kow as trashy as she is Id still drive it home and maybe just maybe get a little k-fed deal out of it-hahaha
she is mentally ill
truly vile
just watch her youtube videos … the sex tape snippets, etc. … she is deplorable
i don’t know who is in worse shape – her or britney
it’s a close call
Ahh…I love this site. I never leave it without a belly laugh. The most witty, snarky, intelligent posters anywhere. lol!!
I made the mistake of posting a comment over on A Socialite’s Life about their recent Hilton pic and immediately realized…”my God, they like her over here!” No one even got my humor about her looking for 5 fishes and loaves of bread while in Hawaii. hehehehe.
…And as for Paris….I’ve come to realize the only way she’s going to go away is if one of her “pets” mauls her face so badly she finally DOESN’T want pictures of her face plastered all over the universe.
Hmmm…maybe I should help her out. Put an add in the LA Times. “Paris Hilton seeking untrained pit bull with vile temperament for house breaking experiment”.
(Apologizing in advance for 3 posts…) oh and thank GOD Jimbo clarified it was his troll posting in defense of GoParis. For a minute there, I’d lost faith in humanity.
Don’t you people even start with my daughter. There will be trouble if anything is said about her. Just remember one thing, I have money and I have Hilton money if I need it. Keep your mouths shut. That goes for #242, keep it up and you’ll find out.
Looks like she went on shopping for essential necessities before going straight to the kibbutz.
Pariz==the new flying nun
black hair and large hat..
if only zhe were pure….
Hey – the Fish guy changed the pic so now my comments don’t make any sense ! (like, ummm, less than usual)
For you late comers #13 thereabouts was previously very funny. Nearly as riotous as ‘Will it Float’.
That cracks me up that she has to vacation after her 10 whole days in jail…lol. With her fake wig….She’s a laugh and a half.
in photo 1 and 2
all she has to do is turn around and give the guy behind her a b.j. her face is set up perfectly
No, no, I think you have it wrong. Those are obviously pictures of Bai Ling.
And I just HAD to respond to THIS tasty little morsel:
“PAris, is Paris…like you are like yourself”
And I just happen to hate myself as much as I hate her.
LEAVE PARIS ALONE, SHE SERVED HER TIME. DON’T BE A HATER. ALL OF YOU WHO SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT HER ARE JUST JEALOUS LOSERS. SHE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TO ANY OF YOU SO GO GET A LIFE AND WASH YOUR FOUL MOUTHS OUT. YOU ALL NEED TO LIVE YOUR OWN LIVES (AS PATHETIC) AS YOU ALL SOUND. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, THEN SHUT-UP AND DON’T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. YOU GO PARIS. YOUR BEAUTIFUL! DON’T LISTEN TO THESE LOSERS.
Yeah, leave Paris alone. You all need to stick your noses somewhere else (where the sun don’t shine). Just because she has money, looks, and fame and you don’t, does not give you the right to put her down.Paris you can come to Hawaii whenever you want. Your welcome here. As a native here we welcome beautiful people like you. These ignorant people leaving negative remarks agaist you don’t have anything else going on in their lives so they get into other peoples lives that they surely do not measure up to. They need to get a life!!!
#266 – sounds like that’s what you want to do. So do it and leave Paris alone.If I was her I’d sue everyone of you assholes.Go get a life and lose weight. Better yet go get a job to occupy your peabrain mentality. All of you with negative comments remember Envy is one of the deadly evil sins.Stop the hating there’s too much hate in this world already.
Go do something positive for your community and leave Paris alone.
Just stumbled upon this website with all of these awful nasty comments. What is this? “Losers are Us”? Go get a life!!!!!!! Leave Paris alone!!!!!!
this was actually one of the worst movies i have ever seen , besides ‘the hillz’ with paris hilton, everything in that movie was a joke!
so cool
I like…so beautiful and sexy,good!