Paris Hilton is a master of disguise

She looks an awful lot like her sister with that ‘disguise’ on.

By the way, why are you people trying to make a big deal about yet another piece of fame-for-nothing trash? (aka Kim Kardshian) Ugh.

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It’s Cameron Diaz on the last pic, no?

44: I hope that was a compliment :)

I wish Paris would fucking disappear.

I would like to talk about honest whores like Summer Cummings and Skye Blue, and a few other porno starlets. Where are they eating? Who are they dating? That would be fun to know. Then it could be like: “That colossal slut is at Wendy’s,” and she’d say, “Hi. Yeah, I am a giant pig. If you can get a shower and pull a grand outta your wallet, let’s go.”

Y’see, Paris would never do that. She’s always waiting for another rich asshole to bring her, oh, I don’t know, a house, or something, before she blows him.

Hee hee :)

Know what’s truly esoteric??? These snobby douchebags that come to the party here at Superfish and talk down to the rest of us who are just here to have a few laughs at the mirror-kissing celebutards expense. It’s a mystery to me why they come to a website with the name The Superficial. They should stick to places like, elitistfucktardsociety.com — they’d fit in a little better there, dontchya think, #51?

I know this is reachinig and I’m not one to defend Paris Hilton, but did anyone see the movie Enough with J-Lo?

** Spoilers **

Around the end of the movie, J-Lo’s psycho ex-husband had this big black guy following her around. J-Lo found a body double to disract the black guy and J-Lo went off in the other direction. Maybe Paris saw the same movie, but figured she didn’t need the body double…?

Did she and Travis slip away to a romantic night complete with moonlight, roses and canned wine?

19–stop beating around the bush….tell us what you really think already!

Gross! I seriously don’t know anyone who is a bigger train wreck than Paris. WTF? She has got to be the worst dressed thing on earth. Even if she pulls off a decent outfit her freak feet ruin it and she ends up looking like fucking Minny Mouse w/the stick legs and giant feet. She’s also just not pretty. She’s so doped out looking most of the time… but she does give us endless time to fucking rip on her stupid ass!!! Wow- that’s her only good quality… walking joke.

#33- biatcho must be PMSing trying to stir up shit.

you say pistachio, i say biatcho.
pistachio, biatcho
let’s call the whole thing off.

#54 JRZMOMMY: I saw your comments about that Colorado rape incident- I want to know more about it yet cannot find the story online. Do you know of any links???

Hate to say it but she does look good in that red dress and ooohh those TITS her friend has!!!

I60–you can find info on it on cnn.com and msnbc.com. it’s hideous. the latest is that they found a suicide note from the pig that was delivered to one of his relatives. So if his intent was to kill himself why couldn’t he just be a good little pussy and off himself wtitout terrorizing kids and taking one with him? fucking piece of shit cocksucker. hope it sucks there in hell.

wow, MW, pistachio & biatcho. that’s clever! Did you stay up all night thinking of it? You probably should have just sat up all night contemplating suicide which would have been much better/funnier for all.

Jesus, Sid, have a fucking coronary! Touchy much? Heaven forbid anyone question you–if we do, we’re all dicks and ‘tards. Well, you’re an asshat. Big deal. Get over yourself.

Paris Hilton and Travis Barker were spotted at The Mansion club and Absinthe Bar in the Red Light District of Amsterdam. As seen in this photo – Mr. Barker glanced down when he was about to enter the limo only to realize that his prick had become diseased, rotten and fell to the curb as a result of it coming into contact with Ms. Hilton. Although gallant efforts where made to recover the blacken, shriveled penis from the gutter – the keys to the limo could not be retrieved from Ms. Hilton’s vagina. The penis has pronounced “DOA” only a short time later.

Why is she hiding anyway? The skank fucked in front of a camera for shit’s sake. It’s not like she’s shy. Wouldn’t run over someone’s grandmother getting to the flashbulbs. Minds attending the opening of a can of catfood.

With the size of their noses, kissing must be an exercise in futility for these two.

Should that skanky ho Paris wander by here..a bit of info for her reading pleasure…

The CDC

^^^^ Little known fact, she actually has that tattoo’d on her back. Just ask Brain.

Must be her warning label. That’s why she always pairs up with guys too stupid to read.

lol with #2.
Paris is shit.
Nicole is great.
Paris is ugly.
Nicole is beautiful
Paris is jealous.
Nicole is nice…

Need I go on?

sid you have such a sarcastic cynical and derranged view of what the world truly is i almost want you to molest my children so they could be as whacked out as you are, and learn to hate everything that doesnt want to save every single fucking whale or every african baby that is starving and whose mother is dying of aids, but the wife probably wouldnt like it and the kids would most likely learn to hate me and not the world so sorry

72: It’s too late for a good spat now, but I just get pissed when you guys do the clich

Kim Kardashian looks like a skanky Jessica Alba.

Ew. I thought Travis was more “hardcore” than to ride the hilton express. he’s supposed to be from fontana (fontucky to all you locals.) like, the silver teef and the cocky attitude….and the drop-dead beautiful shanna (who i still believe is a whore who churns out babies for $$$) but nonetheless, i believe a reporter put it best after interviewing the infamous sex-socialite…”pretty feathers, ugly bird.” NO DOUBT. Get a nose job.

ha ha…like she’s really gonna throw the paparazzi off

Please keep Paris Hilton and her mother off the TV airwaves! They are both sluts that should be working the streets.

The fact that she cried and got out of jail is making a joke of our justice system.

Paris Hilton is a “Skanky Slut” and I will make sure that I will not and will see that over 120 sales reps NEVER STAY IN A HILTON AGAIN.

This jail stink may teach her a lesson. We may not know for a while how much she learned from it but I believe it is a bit humbling for the princess. She will grow from this.

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Oh my goodness… I guess I am opening myself up to get shot down here… oh well.. *shrugs shoulders*.. here we go!! hehe

I think Paris Hilton is a very beautiful girl.. she has the disadvantage of having her life magnified.. I can not even imagine.. she makes mistakes like you and I make..

Do you think possibly it may be a little of “envy”? People wish they had this type of lifestyle and of course we would ALL do it better if given the chance..

but we were not…

Why not leave the poor girl alone.. she comes from a very nice family.. one that is active in giving back to the community …

If we could focus on our own lives we would be far more enjoyable to be around..

I can’t believe I’m so bored that I actually read a review on this movie and added a comment about it.