Paris Hilton is a liar

June 28th, 2007 // 109 Comments

  1. Honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah!

    If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, blind em with bullshit.

  2. eckd

    no drugs? probably no sex either.

  3. darthbrennie

    Why you gotta slag sock puppets by comparing them to Paris?

  4. gossipmonger

    HOLY SHIT! She actually thinks people will believe that??? I mean, how many vids are online showing her with pot, coke, and whatever else… What a stupid fucking liar! Oh, why didnt, at that point, Larry just put a clip of her smoking a pipe or something up and say “really? no drugs huh? So what exactly was in this pipe? “

  5. Superevil

    I bet if they conducted that interview in a church her answers would be a little different.

  6. lambman

    Good point! And remember that cocain boat ride with that girl gone wild sleaze bag?

  7. That doesn’t look so much like marijuana. It could be, but marijuana usually comes with buds…I see no buds. It does look more like tobacco.

  8. bedbugsandballyhoo

    When did Dolly lose the implants? At least she kept all the fake hair and still applies her make-up with a spatula. How old is she now? She doesn’t look a day over 50.

  9. Rich

    What Paris meant was that she has never snorted coke off of an erect penis. So ya see, she didn’t lie.

  10. gay4girls

    Will somebody punch Blue Eyes please?

  11. bedbugsandballyhoo

    Oh…and why did Larry King keep asking her about jail? When did Dolly go to jail?

  12. Jimbo

    @11 We like Blues eyes in here. You can punch Buttuglykelli

  13. gay4girls

    @10 Let’s not get carried away . . . she’s never snorted coke OUT of an erect penis but off one? I find it hard to believe she hasn’t.

  14. gossipmonger

    http://edition.cnn.com/feedback/forms/form5.html?12

    I have sent a comment to Larry King saying what BS fluff that interview was, and why didnt he call her out on the drug thing with one of the MANY vids you can find online with her DOING DRUGS!!

  15. YouRang

    She’s pretty dumb. She might not know what drugs are.

    This reminds me of Pamela Anderson’s roast when Jimmy Kimmel asks Courtney Love if she’s on drugs, and Courtney says “I’ve been sober for over a year.” Jimmy Kimmel responds with something like “For your sake, I hope you’re lying.”

  16. Jimbo

    What a fucking joke that was!!! Paris – “I read the bible the whole time I was in jail and I went to mass”. Larry – What is your favorite bible verse?” Paris – “uhhhhhh I don’t know”

  17. gay4girls

    @14 Okay. My bad. Nobody punch Blue Eyes please . . . your tone on your second comment reminded me of my podmate just for a second.

  18. Chauncey Gardner

    Hey – you can’t hold the NEW Paris to the sins of the old. She’s been reborn!

  19. gay4girls

    I really liked it when she said “I wish I knew now what I knew then.” It was very profound.

  20. Thanks, Jimbo. It does not look like pot to me. I’ve seen pot many times…that does not look like pot. Granted, it’s green, but it looks more like parsley flakes than weed.

  21. YouRang

    #21 She’s dumb enough to buy parsley flakes thinking it’s weed.

  22. uglypeoplesafais

    @17–That was my favorite part of the entire interview. That, and when she claimed to work really hard and to never have taken any money ever from her family. AC 360 right after was so much better; Anderson couldn’t wait to call her out on all her b.s.

  23. Paris Hilton is a liar

    water is wet

    lance bass is gay

    next…

  24. Joe Fatone

    Weed isn’t really a drug so she’s correct. Now all the E and coke she’s done is another matter. LEGALIZE IT!!!!

  25. CourtneyJade

    i am in no way defending paris hilton, but they do roll their own cigarettes in europe, so she might not have been smoking pot. having said that, she’s a piece of shit cumdumpster and the coolest thing she could do would be to smoke a bowl and shut her fucking face.

  26. Courtney

    LMFAO @ #9′s comment…that was hilarious.
    I could barely sit through 20 minutes of that interview. She was seriously repeating the same shit over and over again.
    I cant wait to see what happens next with this train wreck.
    Oh and Larry Kings interview about The Beatles w/ Paul & Ringo was 100000000 times better than the piece of crap interview he conducted with Paris Imasdumbasabrick Hilton
    *shakes fist*

  27. Blah blah blah. Whore, scank, not even remotely attractive without make up, weighs 16 lbs. Yay Paris. Yay!

  28. veggi

    Everybody does em. It’s fun shit dammit.
    yay 25!

  29. jrzmommy

    technically, alcohol is a drug….wasn’t it drunk driving that started all this in the first place?

  30. she really loves herself.
    looking in the camera like:
    “oh, I am soo pretty”

  31. Jami

    Are there odds in vegas on the number of weeks/days/hours until Paris’s life changing experience will fizzle and she’s back to being….well, nothing but vapor and fluff again?

  32. Rebecca

    Okay, to be fair, plenty of people manage to DO drugs without being drug addicts.

    Look at everyone who smokes pot–it’s not even addictive (in the physical sense, sure you can make anything a habit…). And I’ve done plenty of random drugs in high school and college without ever getting out of control or feeling like I needed drugs, or having any trouble just knocking it off already after a while.

    Wow I’m defending Paris Hilton. lol

  33. schack

    just because you do drugs, doesn’t mean you’re a drug addict.

    that said, paris is booooooooring.

  34. schack

    just because you do drugs, doesn’t mean you’re a drug addict. in fact, i don’t think you can be an addict unless you’re a sufferer. and she hasn’t suffered anything.

    that said, paris is booooooooring.

  35. This is awesome. I wish they’d aired the Amsterdam video on CNN right after she lied her ass off and then asked her to explain it. I think her head would’ve exploded… and I’d pay good money to see that.

  36. i love paris

    DONT HATE ON PARIS…YOUR ALL JUST JEALOUS YOUR NOT ON LARRY KING!!!

    PARIS IS A SWEET GIRL. GIVE HER A BREAK.

  37. GinnyPotter

    It was quite amusing when she said that she is cutting all of the bad influences out of her life. Guaranteed she will be back partying in 2 min… we’ll see…

  38. veggi

    37- I guess we should give you a break for not knowing the difference between you’re and your. Don’t worry, you’ll find it. Keep trying!!!! Chin up!

  39. Jay

    There’s a Rolling Stone interview with her where she talks about smoking pot:

    http://www.rollingstone.com/poyhilton

  40. Kristen

    #39: hahahahahahahaha

  41. CRAP AND SO WHAT

    I ENJOY READING ALL THIS SHIT AT MY BREAK.

    HAVE A GOOD FUCK EVERYONE OH NO I MEANT GOOD DAY

  42. I liked that one part where she said that she makes her own money and has board meetings and stuff. I too have board meetings, Paris. On that note, let me give you some advice: don’t ever hire Kermit the Frog onto your staff. He’s the worst note taker and an all around douche bag. Seriously.

  43. Shinanigans

    I will say that is definately pot, but it looks like a dirty bag of shake, you are what you smoke!

  44. susanist

    Just because someone takes drugs ‘all the time’ does not mean they are ‘addicted. How would you know whether Paris takes ‘drugs’ all the time?

    People use terms like ‘all the time’ are full of shit.

  45. Cerulean

    If I was Paris (and a whole lot smarter) I’d have said that all my stupid stunts in the past were because I was coked out of my head and drunk. That is at least a plausible explanation.

  46. djthecat

    oh paris. it is hard to repent when you are lying. and #43-yeah, kermit sucks.

  47. mrw

    So, blondie is a liar… What else is new? Something tells me that she’s lying about her so called “new outlook on life.” If she’s not going to open up a facility for former convicts, she should at least open up her closet and donate her wardrobe to charity! Speaking of wardrobe… At least the girl has style. Granted, its with the help of a stylist! Did you see her cute jeans she was wearing the nite she was released from the slammer?!? I found a pair of jeans that Paris wore at http://www.seenon.com!

  48. Bugman4045

    Blues Eyes…you are cute, but that is pot dear.
    Even if it was tobacco it would only be in her purse to mix with her pot when she was twisting up a blunt.
    Also, I hate Larry King and will rejoice the day he dies. He has been helping misfits remake their image for far too long.
    Jesus is right, Kermit is a douche.

  49. So, she is still a virgin too right? Try to lie about that after being in jail!

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