Paris Hilton is a hard-worker

September 18th, 2008 // 66 Comments

Paris Hilton sat down with Reuters to talk about her hard-working lifestyle. And, yes, you just read that: Paris Hilton says she works. Here’s what Paris has to say about the most annoying misconception people have of her:

“The one that ‘she doesn’t work’. I am literally running a huge corporation. I have my clothing lines, my champagne, my watches, shoes and purses and dog clothes — every sort of product you can imagine. I am doing movies. I am doing my record right now, producing, starring in a TV show. So it is a 24 hour, seven day-a-week job. I work all the time, so I laugh when I hear people say that.”

Huh. I always thought the most annoying misconception would be the one where she has herpes. Then again, it can’t be annoying if it’s true. I WIN!


  1. tc

    I want to pull out her fucked left eye with a corkscrew, then shag the eye socket.

    ….The kill her…..

  2. GS

    Once again, Hilton is lying. She does not run a “huge corporation.” Huge corporations employ thousands of people. The size of a company is not based on the money it makes; it’s based on the number of employees it employs.

    No one is saying that Hilton isn’t smart or insincere or works when it comes to exploiting herself, her sex tape, or the Hilton name; it’s just about everyting else.

  3. Paris is useless

    She was born with a silver foot in her mouth and an extra large silver dildo impaled in her ass. Fucking useless waste of air slut.

  4. Nicole Richie McRicherson

    Her nose is melting..

  5. ………………………..this is paris, FOLKS!!

  6. meridian

    i laugh too. as stereotypical of women who’s dream is to look and to have a personality of a barbie doll she is completely useless like the others. her world-view and priorities are totally fucked up. she doesn’t live in a real world but some abstract projection of it created by herself, thus to people who actually understand a little about this life we are in she is worthlessly ridiculous.

  7. meridian

    i laugh too. as stereotypical of women who’s dream is to look and to have a personality of a barbie doll she is completely useless like the others. her world-view and priorities are totally fucked up. she doesn’t live in a real world but some abstract projection of it created by herself, thus to people who actually understand a little about this life we are in she is worthlessly ridiculous. that’s my opinion of u miss hilton.

  8. KDIZZLL

    she looks like adumb pollack

  9. winkers

    does she have a lazy eye?

  10. RSMITH

    SHE WORK HARD AT PIMPING HER FOLKS

  11. Jessi

    Her right eyelash it totally coming off. Lame.

  12. el ces

    SO cool.

  13. fuckin’ bitch has to have downsydrome. just look at her?

  14. fuckin’ bitch has to have downsyndrome. just look at her?

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  16. michlee

    I am glad that I am not the only person that thinks she is nasty. She is nothing but a skank who made it big. Anyone that looks up to her must not have much of a life.

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