Paris Hilton sat down with Reuters to talk about her hard-working lifestyle. And, yes, you just read that: Paris Hilton says she works. Here’s what Paris has to say about the most annoying misconception people have of her:
“The one that ‘she doesn’t work’. I am literally running a huge corporation. I have my clothing lines, my champagne, my watches, shoes and purses and dog clothes — every sort of product you can imagine. I am doing movies. I am doing my record right now, producing, starring in a TV show. So it is a 24 hour, seven day-a-week job. I work all the time, so I laugh when I hear people say that.”
Huh. I always thought the most annoying misconception would be the one where she has herpes. Then again, it can’t be annoying if it’s true. I WIN!
UglyPeopleSafaris | September 18, 2008 at 1:31 pm
boobies
minniememe | September 18, 2008 at 1:34 pm
has she gained weight?
Rant | September 18, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Paris Hilton can’t even spell “work”!
Sam | September 18, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Her nose is terrible looking and she has lazy eye as well. For somone who is a millionaire she looks pretty bad.
com | September 18, 2008 at 1:37 pm
“….clothing lines, my CHAMPAGNE my watches, shoes and purses and DOG CLOTHES…”
lol.
Steve | September 18, 2008 at 1:37 pm
She is so adorable!
gettoworkparis | September 18, 2008 at 1:38 pm
how much work does it really take to lay on your back and spread your legs?
Paris for prez | September 18, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Paris Hilton for President! She works harder than Obama or McCain
havoc | September 18, 2008 at 1:41 pm
She needs to go to work on that wonk-eye….
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friendlystoner | September 18, 2008 at 1:51 pm
i cant even be arsed to go into how retarded her comments are, just cos they pitched an idea to her and she said *thats hot* doesnt even begin to cover the idea of work.
some one should should take her to a vet like a dog and have her neutered. then take her to the stock exchange and show her poeple who actaully understand the idea of a high stress job.
would love to find her on fire one day so i can throw petrol on her. harsh i know, but its for the best…………….for me any way.
FUCK YOU PARIS YOU MOBILE STD GENERATING WHORE
tp | September 18, 2008 at 1:53 pm
BIGFOOT IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Lohan | September 18, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Paris had her eye damaged when Nick Carter tried to fuck her eye socket.
My daughter would never do such a thing. She knows to take it in the ass.
veggi | September 18, 2008 at 1:55 pm
She looks like she took a dip in turpentine..
Drunkman | September 18, 2008 at 2:12 pm
You mean It can’t be a misconception if it’s true.
blah blah | September 18, 2008 at 2:13 pm
I’d hit it was a baseball bat. I can’t stand her
Freddo | September 18, 2008 at 2:26 pm
That she’s ugly is another non-misconception about her.
Lola | September 18, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Not only she is she a walking STD and joke, she’s ugly as hell.
And she’s looking more and more like her dirty fat ass whore of a mother.
FUCK THIS DIRTY BITCH…. ONLY WORK ETHICS SHE HAS ARE ASKING “ON MY KNEES” OR “SHOULD I SWALLOW”
TohottohandleR | September 18, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I looked up sales on her horrid shoe line and just like everything else in her life its awful! I would be embarassed to have her fan base. They are the overweight rejects of society that only can dream to be her so they support her. She is taking advantage of poor, unattractive, unpopular young people everywhere! The shame!
mamadough | September 18, 2008 at 2:32 pm
i totally agree with paris. she does work really hard. she works her mouth, hands, vag, and asshole to the bleeding max. who can deny her that?
Vince Lombardi | September 18, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I’m quite surprised that when she uttered those words, she did not spontaneously combust, get run over by a bus, get hit by lightning and have a tornado touch down simultaneously. Wow. I will NEVER play poker with her. I’ll just hand my money over as I walk in the door.
Slut | September 18, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Here is the real day in Paris Hilton’s life:
Wake up, check self out in mirror (yep still a ho)
Yell at someone to feed her dog and dress it
Put on her watches, shoes and purses
Drink some of her champagne
Put on the TV
Make a sex video
Go out in public to have picture taken (still a ho)
All in a day’s work
gettowork | September 18, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Hmmm, well considering it’s 1:35pm (CT) on a Thursday and 20 other people on here have commented on this one post alone on a totally superficial celebrity gossip site, I just have to ask what you’re getting paid for? I know I’m “at work”.
Working is overrated.
Megan | September 18, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Her face looks like it got fucked by a tractor.
Mike Hawk | September 18, 2008 at 3:05 pm
The biggest list of bullshit jobs I’ve ever heard. And they all pay in the millions. Im not a prayin man but.. “Lord are you listening?..Its me. Mike Hawk….Excuse me? Yes that is a strange name..If its not too much trouble, would you mind sending a pack of rabid kinkajou’s over to Paris’ “work” to chew her face off? Kinkajou’s can’t get herpes can they? Amen”
Now back to shoveling the pig shit from my bosses shed..Livin’ the dream guys..livin’ the dream.
Mike
Crumb | September 18, 2008 at 3:20 pm
You’d think with all the money she has she would do something about that retarded nose of hers. It really bugs me.
Crumb | September 18, 2008 at 3:20 pm
You’d think with all the money she has she would do something about that retarded nose of hers. It really bugs me.
Rob | September 18, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I hope she gets AIDS……uh, again!!
Am I the only one who thinks she is sub par looking? If I saw her on the streets I probably wouldn’t give her a second glance….well maybe just to see if that smell is coming from her cess-pool snatch.
Vol | September 18, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Obama is an Oreo…and ain’t no cookie can be my President!!
Vol | September 18, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Obama is an Oreo…and ain’t no cookie can be my President!!
Conrad | September 18, 2008 at 3:48 pm
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Ted from LA | September 18, 2008 at 3:54 pm
This picture reminds me of that old video game Pac-Man and the noise it made when it moved… wonky wonky wonky wonky
toolboy | September 18, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Another common misconception is that she is actually relevant.
HankTheDwarf | September 18, 2008 at 4:07 pm
THIS BITCH HAS THE LAZIEST EYE IN HISTORY.
LAZY EYED HERPES CUNT
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Lisa | September 18, 2008 at 4:08 pm
HOLY WONK EYE
Randal | September 18, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Paris, I think it’s great that you’ve stopped by the FISH, for it’s been awhile since we spoke last. I just wanted to say it’s great how you’ve defined yourself over the years with your business skills, dipped in with your personal and social skills, has made the Paris name that much bigger.
Hard work and dedication to what we love to do will always make our dreams come true. Thanks for being an inspiration!
Randal
Crystal | September 18, 2008 at 4:11 pm
her eye lashes are falling off!!! lol.
Crystal | September 18, 2008 at 4:11 pm
her eye lashes are falling off!!! lol.
Vol | September 18, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Randal is in love….R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!
SueMe | September 18, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Finally I can see the brown colored iris behind her right blue contact lense.
Chelle | September 18, 2008 at 4:40 pm
She is really unattractive. What is the deal with the dress? It looks like something Scarlett O’Hara might have made out of her mother’s curtains.
CaesarThePleaser | September 18, 2008 at 4:56 pm
“i’m running a corporation…etc.” if you’ve seen 30rock… think button classic…
Wonk-eyed terrorist | September 18, 2008 at 6:51 pm
“Paris Hilton is a hard worker”
That’s the funniest shit I’ve heard in my life. That herpes infested skank hasn’t worked a total of one day in all her life. What a stupid, nasty, wonk-eyed cunt.
Is she even human?
Clem | September 18, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Wow – she is looking old a shit these days.
Clem | September 18, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Wow – she is looking old a shit these days.
Clem | September 18, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Wow – she is looking old and shit these days.
anonymous | September 18, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Paris is such a joke when is she just going to shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I <3 Halloween! | September 18, 2008 at 8:29 pm
And by “working” she means she pimps out her name and pays people to slap it on any sort of crappy product they can get their hands on. Then goes to a party.
Melissa | September 19, 2008 at 12:10 am
#47 – No SHIT!!! I wanna see this useless slag try to feed two kids and a husband on four thousand dollars a month. That’s fuckin work!
EuroNeckPain | September 19, 2008 at 1:58 am
“every sort of product you can imagine”… Except the useful ones ?
What’s this story about Champagne anyways, did she buy vines in France ? I thought the name could be used only when produced in the Champagne region, otherwise it is a fraud.
She DOES work hard, though, can you imagine having to look that sophisticated EVERY DAY ? It would wear any of us off, having to die hair in an unlikely yellow and not letting roots grow too much, having to curl it like a doll, to put on blue contacts (very hard, I tried once), thick eyelashes, mascara, eye shadow, complexion cream, powder, lip gloss. Then she has to wear an eye-killing yellow spanishy fluffy dress and remain very thin with all that this implies. Plus she has to walk around in high heels, all the time, every hour of the day.
Phew, I think our mere shower and putting on jeans and sitting in a nice quiet cubicle to design software or other stuff is a much more relaxed life.
Rational Rick | September 19, 2008 at 6:42 am
She looks OLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the first pic is just pathetic ….
XOXO