Paris Hilton is a beacon of repentance

October 8th, 2007 // 67 Comments
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Recently the new and improved Paris Hilton announced she’d be taking a humanitarian trip to Rwanda. Someone needs to tell her that Rwanda is in Africa – and not behind a curtain. Also you need to get in a plane and fly there – not drink 15 cans of sparkling wine and dance like a paraplegic who just got her limbs back. Good effort though. I can almost feel those refugees being helped. Almost.

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  1. Encore

    You should stop talking about her, def. and nikki should just stay home

  2. sicasso

    i sure hope the plane carrying paris to rwanda doesn’t crash, killing all aboard. or do i?

  3. Annie Rexia

    Of course she’s going to Africa. HIV is the only STD she doesn’t have. Collection complete! I hope Kunta remembers to strap the 2×4 to his ass.

  4. OMG!!! Check out this song about wanting to be Paris´ dog!!!! SO HILARIOUS!!!

  5. crissy

    http://www.myspace.com/passionboys

    LISTEN TO THIS HILARIOUS SONG!!!!

  6. is it just me...

    …or does Paris look pregnant in #5?

  7. The Dude

    Paris got so wrecked she was humping the red curtain behind her.. and her sister had to be escorted out because she was too hammered to walk. I love living in vegas!

  8. NoAngel

    I don’t get it. Neither sister is pretty, or talented, or does much of anything except prance around in expensive clothes they only wear once. Why are they famous?

    Why do we care?

  9. Is this for the next season of the Simple Life?

  10. pissy skank

    can she even spell Rwanda? and does she know that Africa is a continent, not a country?

  11. Paris Hilton

    I can two spell Rowanda … Rowhande … Ro … I can two spell Aphrica!! And I can finde it to. Its down south near Misisi … near Misipi … near Florida!!! Next to Utah!! And you can get grate silver and terkois jelry their!! Thats why Im going!!

  12. pissy skank

    #61– oh my god, that was great!

  13. Diana

    hmm, at least her sister is not embarrassed to be photographed with her anymore.

  14. i miss the simple life…please don’t end the show….

  15. As a matter of fact, Paris Hilton WILL make a donation to the Playing For Good Foundation. And the Hilton Foundation matches whatever money she spends on charitable causes.

    Scott Lazerson from the Foundation invited her to Rwanda and he is happy to have her on board. All help is apprecaiated, and if Paris wants to do good, let her. Who cares what Paris did or did not do in the past, what counts is the Present.

    Also, if Pariswants to party occasionally how is that anyone else’s business? As long s she stays within the law,what she does in lfe is her decision alone.

  16. El Ces

    Party it up! Party it up! Party it up!
    Yes!

  17. Gloria

    i saw a smile photo on sugarcupid.com, is she dating online?

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