Recently the new and improved Paris Hilton announced she’d be taking a humanitarian trip to Rwanda. Someone needs to tell her that Rwanda is in Africa – and not behind a curtain. Also you need to get in a plane and fly there – not drink 15 cans of sparkling wine and dance like a paraplegic who just got her limbs back. Good effort though. I can almost feel those refugees being helped. Almost.
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veggi's best troll | October 8, 2007 at 6:31 pm
#1 shitheads!
veggi | October 8, 2007 at 6:31 pm
FIRST you fuckin infected anal parasites!
PunkA | October 8, 2007 at 6:32 pm
TOP 5 veggi lickers!!!!!!!!
veggi's anal veggies | October 8, 2007 at 6:32 pm
probably FOURTH you cumfaced queens!
veggi | October 8, 2007 at 6:33 pm
@#1: God I love you best troll!!! Fuck me!!!
hollyj | October 8, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Betty White looks pretty good here
PunkA | October 8, 2007 at 6:34 pm
The Hilton Sisters blow!
veggi's smelly fingers | October 8, 2007 at 6:34 pm
somewhere in the TOP TEN you shitfinger lickin cum garglers!
veggi | October 8, 2007 at 6:34 pm
@#1: Dear dear favorite best troll I willingly yield first place to you!!! Now fuck me!!!
Mountain Dew | October 8, 2007 at 6:36 pm
10th!
Danklin24 | October 8, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Paraplegics have their limbs dipshit.
shadowgirl | October 8, 2007 at 6:44 pm
You need to take dancing lessons you dumb bitch, hasn’t anyone ever told you that you don’t know how? PLEASE STOP!!!
Discuss Beauty | October 8, 2007 at 6:46 pm
I figured that her announcement to go to Rwanda was total bullshit.
It’s kind of a given that dumbass Paris would do something like that – I’m not surprised.
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PunkA | October 8, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Paris looks as strung out as veggi’s troll in #6. Good look for her.
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 8, 2007 at 6:49 pm
What does one have to do with the other.
Even if she is doing humanitarian work – that does not preclude her from enjoying what life has to offer in the USA when she is here
She is a young woman – let her enjoy being young
Carol | October 8, 2007 at 6:56 pm
do you know anything about bono and penelope affair?
LL | October 8, 2007 at 7:09 pm
I actually like that dress she’s wearing. I like it enough that I’m a little worried that it actually isn’t a good dress, but that Paris’s bad taste may be contagious, much like other things we could mention.
Auntie Kryst | October 8, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Damnit! After reading about Lohan I was wondering what skank #3 was up to. Even had a good line. From Paris, “Hey everyone don’t forget about me. PS Rwanda is hot!”
Ah well, glad someone exposed her. She’s not going to Africa. What a F’n liar. Evil wench.
Age | October 8, 2007 at 7:42 pm
I thought that our goal was to curb the AIDS crisis in Africa?
Oh yea, sure, let’s send in that Parisite Hilton.
Way to go.
E. Norma Stitz | October 8, 2007 at 7:47 pm
She is putting on airs. That ignorant slut can’t even spell humanitarian or Rwanda. I doubt if she can spell her own name.
Selflessly donating $20 million would be a sincere gesture on her part. Spending $5 million for her and her entourage to enjoy a luxury vacation where people starve to death daily reeks of selfishness and attention whoring.
She’s posturing for a better image. But it’s 100% phony.
What a stupid fucking whoredog.
B | October 8, 2007 at 8:15 pm
I am so tired of seeing Britney ,Paris, and Lindsay
I don’t care what they are doing
It would be nice if they would all disappear
sayll | October 8, 2007 at 8:16 pm
What a fucking waste of air. I’m so sick of seeing her deformed pointy rat face all the time.
Myrtle Beach | October 8, 2007 at 8:19 pm
I think y’all are being unfair. Paris has donated all of her underwear to Rwandan relief.
Oh – she never owned any?
Maybe the Rwandans can donate to buy her underwear.
jacknasty | October 8, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Does anybody still care about this skank?
shosho | October 8, 2007 at 8:48 pm
lucky bitch gets to party all the time and dont do shit ..wish i was her minus the herpes!
Tito | October 8, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Did anyone else think that in the main picture of this article that the guy’s hair was her top?
max | October 8, 2007 at 8:49 pm
she looks beautiful !!!! well done girl go go go …………i like her!!!
Dana | October 8, 2007 at 8:52 pm
#27
You are right . I am with you. She is HOT!
whoneedsenemies | October 8, 2007 at 9:22 pm
#20
Selflessly donating $20 million would be a sincere gesture on her part. Spending $5 million for her and her entourage to enjoy a luxury vacation where people starve to death daily reeks of selfishness and attention whoring.
I couldn’t think of a better way to put her Rwanda trip. Holy shit!
Paps”Hey Paris, can you point to Rwanda on a map?”
Paris “I don’t need to, I just tell the pilot where to go and we are in Canada in no time, so hot”
Paps “Did you ever finish High School Paris?”
Paris “Yes. My dad bought me that dip thing…. I mean just yes. Ha ha that was hot”
Paps “When will you be back from Rwanda Paris?”
Paris “We’ll be back from Barbados in a month.”
yoyoyo | October 8, 2007 at 10:12 pm
someone please tell rwanda to get vaccinated before paris arrives.
schmoe | October 8, 2007 at 10:15 pm
She is pretending to be some sort of Princess Diana. Which is something she will never be.
Randy | October 8, 2007 at 10:19 pm
#28,
If by “hot” you mean “diseased with nasty vaginal discharge” then I agree!
gossipmonger | October 8, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Wow, her sister finally looks like “the pretty sister” but what’s with the
toes coming out of the peep holes? She has her sister’s huge feet
and they are butt ugly!
aurakill | October 8, 2007 at 10:57 pm
I ate her butt once and it tastes like black licorice. Seriously, nobody likes black licorice unless it’s on fire and Sambuca.
Katie | October 8, 2007 at 11:23 pm
she looks like shes doing drugs again. or drinking heavily. just look at her face.
Gabs | October 8, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Will this ever get old?
Candie | October 8, 2007 at 11:50 pm
To be fair, it’s hard not to dance like an idiot when you’re 5’9″ and are built like a stick figure. I should know.
cookie monsta | October 9, 2007 at 12:07 am
#22 – I LOVE IT: “deformed pointy rat face” I thought I was the only one who noticed, HA!
Yeah Paris, fukoff to Rwanda and don’t come back, I only wanted to be your myspace friend coz u were in jail. BITCH.
BunnyButt | October 9, 2007 at 12:45 am
#34, thanks a lot. Black licorice WAS my favorite candy, but I doubt I’ll ever be able to eat it again without thinking about Paris’ anus. Ech, I think I’m going to be sick.
Tavern Guy | October 9, 2007 at 1:11 am
You know what, she is hot. Look at that pic of her dancing with her eyes closed. Sexy stuff. And now she’s actually engaged in philanthropy?
I’ll tell you what: this kid is P-Diana of the 21st Century.
That’s how f*cked up we all are.
hola | October 9, 2007 at 2:46 am
nicky looks like tranny XD
ugly bitches …
and who cares
babyglyniss | October 9, 2007 at 2:54 am
yes she’s undeniably hot!!!
malco | October 9, 2007 at 3:44 am
ooh what kind of bag is that?!? i love it
AfricaRocks | October 9, 2007 at 4:36 am
if she comes to South Africa i shoot her myself!!
Zedsded | October 9, 2007 at 5:13 am
Correct me if I’m wrong here, but this woman is georgeous. Incredibly, incredibly fuckable.
jane | October 9, 2007 at 5:29 am
come on did anyone believe actually she actually cared about anyone besides herself? she is a walking VD her purpose is to infect as many people as possible
Rwanda & Paris | October 9, 2007 at 7:25 am
Rwanda & Paris are each capable of self-destructing on their own; the self-destructing synergy of the combination could make them both go really fast!!! YAY!!!!
Drunkman | October 9, 2007 at 7:30 am
#45 I hate to say it but you’re right, she looks good in these pics. Definitely better than Nicky.
Starbucks | October 9, 2007 at 7:36 am
Total idiot – waste of dna. Her sis looks like crap.
L.Linus | October 9, 2007 at 8:24 am
Famous for being famous is going way to go thru life. Especially if you have STD’s and other parasites that drip out of your diease effect vagina.