You thought Avril Lavigne was a badass? Well Paris Hilton is an even badder asser. She’s got chains around her neck and a profane shirt and everything. All she needs is some guy following her around with a sign that says “Badass” and she’ll be the baddest assest in town. And notice how I didn’t even reference these pictures. I like to keep this place a classy affair, which is why I make every post with a glass of champagne in one hand and a plate of caviar in the other. Then how do I type, you ask? I don’t. Oooh, mysterious.
One more of Paris and her new look after the jump.
Oops. I just noticed that I spelled “butt” wrong in my post #49.
I bet that tank top cost $569
It would be funny to see Paris fall flat on her face while trying to, what she thinks, look good for the camera. Over the last week I asked myself why it is easy to make fun of her.
She’s a dumbass. I couldn’t even force myself to think of something else. I just don’t understand how someone like that can simply be a screw up. No matter how loaded Daddy is, there is no excuse.
Who gives the finger with the *left hand*? Isn’t that sissy?
Check out Dlisted! Shanna Moakler beat up Paris at a nightclub last night!
Elliot Mintz, Paris’ publicist, tells TMZ that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler.
Mintz and Hilton then went to the LAPD’s Hollywood Division where she filed a police report, alleging battery.
We’re told Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Paris’ companion that evening, Stavros Niarchos, alleging that he poured a drink over her head. A source tells TMZ that Moakler alleges that Niarchos shoved her down some stairs.
We’re told police took photos of both women at the station, though it’s unclear if either showed visible signs of injury.
Mintz told TMZ, “I would encourage Paris, with the consent of her attorney, to seek a restraining order against Moakler to prevent any escalation of this irrational and dangerous behavior.”
We’re told some of the dancers from “Dancing with the Stars” witnessed the incident. Moakler was a contestant on the show but has already been eliminated from the competition.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
she got FUCKED UP!!!
#55 – There really is justice, not just us here at the Fish. Thanks for that.
@55 & 56:
Too bad they just didn’t kill each other, AND Travis as well. The world would be better off without those STD-ridden cum-dumpsters and their pet bitch Travis. Who in hell would fight over something as repulsive as him anyways? I guess they’ve fucked everything else in Hollywood, and he’s the only fresh meat available….only plausible explanation that I can think of…..
@ 50 Barbado, no problem bro, that shit would have drove me crazy also………..
she’s just a stuck up bitch