You thought Avril Lavigne was a badass? Well Paris Hilton is an even badder asser. She’s got chains around her neck and a profane shirt and everything. All she needs is some guy following her around with a sign that says “Badass” and she’ll be the baddest assest in town. And notice how I didn’t even reference these pictures. I like to keep this place a classy affair, which is why I make every post with a glass of champagne in one hand and a plate of caviar in the other. Then how do I type, you ask? I don’t. Oooh, mysterious.
One more of Paris and her new look after the jump.
Glossed Over | October 3, 2006 at 1:21 pm
I hope she’s trying to become a caricature of herself, because that’s what she’s devolved into.
http://glossedover.com
pinky_nip | October 3, 2006 at 1:24 pm
We all know she has a bad ass from the earlier thread.
killahcheese | October 3, 2006 at 1:25 pm
i’ll still make sweet love to her lol
BarbadoSlim | October 3, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Oh, she’s ass alright…
an ass-clown
The Gilbs | October 3, 2006 at 1:30 pm
I wonder if she has to rub Vaseline on the inside of her butt cheeks to prevent chaffing when she wears a thong? Those huge cheeks must rub together.
Italian Stallion | October 3, 2006 at 1:31 pm
That’s just a picture to help dudes know where to insert finger, I must warn you though, many a ring and watch has been lost up there……………
killahcheese | October 3, 2006 at 1:33 pm
Thats even better. I like tight pussies
bigponie | October 3, 2006 at 1:33 pm
that finger should be pointing downward.
HollyJ | October 3, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Did someone slip and fall when applying her pink lipstick to her top lip?
shell | October 3, 2006 at 1:41 pm
She’s such a rebel
sonjohn | October 3, 2006 at 1:45 pm
why is this interesting
PunjabPete | October 3, 2006 at 1:51 pm
John Lennon – killed by another.
Chris Farley – OD.
Steve “crikey” Irwin – Barbed to death by a fish.
Yet, this bitch lives on… Eveolution you say? Darwin would be on Prozac by now……
bigponie | October 3, 2006 at 1:54 pm
This shirt, proudly displayed by Paris, is the latest design by her sister Nikki, it’s for her fall collection called ‘fingering’ and it’s due to hit your local wal-mart next week.
bigponie | October 3, 2006 at 1:57 pm
see nikki selling her fall collection at wal-mart.
http://images2.jokaroo.net/images/nikkithumb.jpg
10pennypixel.com | October 3, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Such a badass! I would hate to meet her in a back alley at night.
http://www.10pennypixel.com/
BarbadoSlim | October 3, 2006 at 2:12 pm
*imagine a sorority girl*
Ah MY gahd, those earrings make her whole pussey sparkle!!
86 | October 3, 2006 at 2:18 pm
Naw, fuck YOU bitch!!!
theblemish.com | October 3, 2006 at 2:18 pm
More badass than a baby dressed in leather, wearing sunglasses and riding a Harley? I think not.
http://theblemish.com
bunnyloo | October 3, 2006 at 2:21 pm
For someone so young, and rich, Parisite has the nastiest, flabiest, unsightly ass on the planet. I mean what gives?!
Praz | October 3, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Great, even that bitch standing behind her is laughing at her.
Holy Candy | October 3, 2006 at 2:28 pm
She may not be a badass, but she sure does *have* a bad ass, as we saw from those pics yesterday!
http://www.HolyCandy.com
Ms. Sass | October 3, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Now if only she’d slip and “accidently” hang herself from those tacky chains around her slutty neck.
vainandlovingit | October 3, 2006 at 2:45 pm
overaccesorized.abhorrently unintelligent…the best part is that even if i said it to her face, the comeback would be something like …’that’s hot, i love you, buy my cd’
i dont understand why is she always in the fucking media…
BarbadoSlim | October 3, 2006 at 2:48 pm
#24…and don’t forget, if there’s a table anywhere near, she’ll jump on it and flash her nasty pussy.
Wampoon.com | October 3, 2006 at 2:55 pm
She just needs a giant golden clock to match. I would totally hit it.
http://wampoon.com
BigJim | October 3, 2006 at 2:58 pm
Even she thinks she has a bad ass.
At least that’s what she said when I gave her the Dirty Sanchez.
slantingthroughdarkness | October 3, 2006 at 3:07 pm
Look. Paris’s shirt shows how high she can count.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
CelebSlam.com | October 3, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Her face makes me think bat thoughts
http://www.celebslam.com
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 3, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Next thing ya know, she’ll be wearing Mr. T as another accessory.
In and among the chains, is the ‘Chain of Fools’–being any guy stoopid enough to fuck this fingery bitch.
Commando attire for Beverley Hills…
combustion8 | October 3, 2006 at 3:52 pm
her ass is bad… I’ve seen pics.
DrunkBlogger | October 3, 2006 at 4:04 pm
I can’t believe her and Nick Carter broke up. They were such a great couple. Just kidding.
BarbadoSlim | October 3, 2006 at 4:08 pm
hehehe #29 reminded me of some lyric, can’t remember whose, “my diamonds are reckless feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace”
everything is better with midgets.
Filthy Bugger | October 3, 2006 at 4:18 pm
She could totally spice that shirt up with a BeDazzler and really make an impression.
BTW, why does every other comment now end with a link promoting some poor Superficial rip-off. Am I missing something? Is Superficial the new pink?
http://thesuperficial.com
RichPort | October 3, 2006 at 4:28 pm
The funniest part of this? This idiot probably had NO idea what was on the back of her top when her stylist handed it to her.
Spiratucus | October 3, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Someone needs to fart on her.
Convent Girl | October 3, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Paris, guess you haven’t had enough scorn heaped upon you…..Please, just stop….Go away….Far far away……Either that, or start doing something actually useful with your life….You may have more money than most average people….But money doesn’t buy enough happiness….What a pathetic life you lead
HolisticWisdomcom | October 3, 2006 at 6:20 pm
It looks like the finger is point toward her. Kinda funny.
I think the “Can you hear me now” T-shirt on the following page is definitely more funny.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-toys-naughty-t-shirts.htm
LilRach | October 3, 2006 at 6:35 pm
I want that top – it’s cool! “Loves it”.
But shouldn’t the hand be lower down on her skirt pointing up to her crack and saying aim penis here????
Italian Stallion | October 3, 2006 at 8:12 pm
@32 Barbadoslim, your comment is just Ludacris I tell ya……………
May | October 3, 2006 at 8:14 pm
Maybe Travis Barker is rubbing off on her a bit?
May | October 3, 2006 at 8:14 pm
Maybe Travis Barker is rubbing off on her a bit?
lollie | October 3, 2006 at 8:46 pm
she needs new lips.
ER | October 3, 2006 at 9:29 pm
Badass? More like DUMB ASS!!! The Heidi-esque braided bun and headband really seal the deal!
tsarinaamanda | October 3, 2006 at 10:21 pm
@31- You should have heard Nick and Aaron Carter talking shit about her on Howard Stern, it was fucking HILARIOUS! God, it’s “Dump on Paris Month” on Howard, the whole thing with Elijah Blue Allman saying he was so scared of getting a STD from her that he poured Tilex on his cock after fucking her was absolutely unbeatable though. Useless twat, she really needs to DIAF, like, NOW. I’m sick of looking at her.
marie-jo | October 4, 2006 at 2:12 am
What’s up with her lips in the 2nd pic? Did some-1 receive a jelly donut?
KelKel | October 4, 2006 at 4:40 am
Wow,that’s haute
brotherlex | October 4, 2006 at 4:56 am
i’d say there are influencing factors from the past
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/paris-hilton.htm
Kim | October 4, 2006 at 5:11 am
I pity the fool who doesn’t think Paris’s chains make her Badass!
Kim | October 4, 2006 at 5:14 am
Look at the girls in the background of pic #2. They are giggling at her like she sat in some gum. Maybe something gross is hanging out of the back of her skirt…like her but cheeks!
BarbadoSlim | October 4, 2006 at 5:22 am
Ludacris, thank you Stallion it was driving me crazy.