Paris Hilton is a badass


You thought Avril Lavigne was a badass? Well Paris Hilton is an even badder asser. She’s got chains around her neck and a profane shirt and everything. All she needs is some guy following her around with a sign that says “Badass” and she’ll be the baddest assest in town. And notice how I didn’t even reference these pictures. I like to keep this place a classy affair, which is why I make every post with a glass of champagne in one hand and a plate of caviar in the other. Then how do I type, you ask? I don’t. Oooh, mysterious.

One more of Paris and her new look after the jump.