Paris Hilton is 24-karats of naked

December 13th, 2007 // 88 Comments

Paris Hilton, in her own unique humanitarian way, posed nude while covered in gold body paint for the Rich Water Foundation, according to The Sun:

The hotel heiress posed in California’s Mojave Desert for the Rich Water Foundation, a scheme to source water from icebergs and relieve drought-hit regions.

Nobody told me Paris Hilton was made of gold. All this time we could’ve melted her down into something that’s actually useful. Like a set of golf clubs. Or solid gold hubcaps for my car if we’re really trying to make the world a better place here.


  1. minniememe

    if she were on her back her tits would disappear completely

  2. jobooty

    I hear gold paint is murder on festering herpes sores . . . poor thing.

  3. Auntie Kryst

    I just had to find out the story behind this. This Rich Foundation is the corporate charity of the company that manufactures her pissinacan drink. A dollar will be donated for each can sold of her Rich drink. The money is to be used for some hairbrained (sp?) scheme to bring icebergs to deserts. What this really is another thinly veiled attempt to raise sales of products she promotes and is in now way an act of philanthropy. Not that this is any surprise to anyone, I just have to call this fucker out any chance I get. This slag found a bigger shovel to dig her way into hell quicker.

  4. Tapeworm

    She’s an airbrushed cow. Where’s the udder?

  5. MindRiot

    Nice rack.
    Can’t be her.

  6. BaconMessiah

    #27 glad to see your not bitter. You just have shitty taste or your semi retarded. Either or.

    And to all the fucking tools who said they would eat this toxic waste dump out may I suggest reading this first:

    http://www.ahmf.com.au/health_professionals/guidelines/managing_oral_herpes.htm

  7. just me

    Has anybody seen the movie “Brewster’s Millions” staring Richard Pryor? He had to find a way to waste 30 million dollars in 30 days or something so what is one of the crazy plans that is offered to him of how to waste the money? A company that carves out icebergs and then flies them drought stricken African nations.

    Sound familiar?

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  9. Marie

    Are we serious? Doesn’t global warming mean we need to preserve all the ice we have on the planet? The ice caps are melting, the glaciers all over the world are retreating at an alarming rate, but it’s ok for Paris to take some and melt it on Africa. I’m guessing SUSTAINABLILITY isn’t a concept the Herpes Princess has heard of, seeing as it has 6 syllables and all.

    I’m sorry to break it to everyone, but you can either save the planet OR save the people, not both. And to be honest, most people suck so I choose save the planet.

  10. >> She was so proud of getting laid doggie style she had herself bronzed.
    ROTFL!!!

    -Greg
    http://i-ebooks.blogspot.com/

  11. Eww!..

    Damn!..

    Bitch has BIG feet!.

    She should do Ads, be spokesperson for Valtrex..

  12. YOU MEAN 24 KARATS OF REAL TIN!!

  13. Bunnie

    Haha, she had her boobs enlarged. How cute.

    I think I just threw up a little.

  14. Bunnie

    *digitally enlarged

  15. LL

    I’m sorry, but she looks a little too much like Gollum for me to consider this an attractive picture. From the neck up, she looks OK. Hittable.

  16. charle

    How sexy picture.But is she lonely? I seem to see her profile on a celebrity dating site RichLoving.com She has a great profile with attractive photos there. What is she looking for there? Date, love, or friends…? omg, can’t believe it.

  17. storm

    how nice this must be the new thing right?now we are bronzing herpes infected crack whores! quick kids rush to the stores and get yours resevered right now while supplies last. btw sarasota’s crack whores are better then yours so ours are more exspensive remeber to get yours a.s.a.p before time runs out (for them)before getting arrested or dying of other weirdo diseases. thank you and merry chrismas! hoe,hoe,hoe!

  18. stoner

    *sigh* i wish i had her money so i could buy endless supplies of paper clips

  19. fishroy

    golden nipples sprout diamond beer lets all fuck paris yeahh

  20. fishfan

    dude her tits are SO not that big.. at one point tho they got huge! out of nowhere.. then disappeared again :S this was before summer or something

    ..and wats with the racist comments? i cnt see a diff between white yellow black comments on this site anyway so whos it bothering

  21. Richard

    What makes her think she is made out of Gold and can’t be Sold.

    I hate this Slut.

  22. Nerd

    I don’t think this is a picture of her that has been photoshopped and/or airbrushed. I think the whole thing is a digital image done with a computer. She looks more like a Korean Paris Cartoon than Paris, which is a really good thing.

  23. diegotexera

    Ladies, Gentlemen…lend me your ears…have you not realized by now that the focus of her marketing team (because she does have one) is to get attention. Bad press is better than no press children. So in the end, all who hate…are in fact promoting her name and mark. As for the photograph (I’m a photographer), it’s an excellent example of metallic body paint with studio lighting…very very very well done. Maybe there’s a little work done on Photoshop, but it’s all mostly as captured. Next, I agree, she’s not exactly the most morally uplifting person on earth, and as unatractive as I personally find her (i like exotic amazon latin women), i think these images are quite complementary for her. She looks great. The pose is perfect…and the strategy just works. Cumon people, if that was any other whore all the guys on here would be root toot’n n hollering…so get a life people. You want her out of the picture? IGNORE HER!!! You’re playing HER game…and you WON’T win.

  24. Kris

    She looks like a bad Hershey nugget.

  25. Caminador

    How has no one noticed her facial features as what they truly are? Remember in..well any of the Terminators when the fake human flesh of Arnold or whoever he’s fighting tears away and you see the cyborg metal? And it’s this super thin robot skull with sort of a beak in the middle? That’s Paris. That’s Paris Hilton.

  26. ni8cebabe

    sahe is nice

  27. she is a nice babe, but the pic remainds me of the dog… i DON’T know why in others’ eyes, it’s an art, but for me, it’s ugly and dirty….

  28. like a gold bar

  29. Roy

    She is freaking hot. I’ve done some nasty stuff myself and am in line to hit that. you are all losers on this hatin’ site. Werd.

  30. paris kill yourself

    what would it take to make this self-obsessed cunt actually FEEL something? gang-rape by stallion horses? EST? 4 acid-blotters shoved in her ass? jogging bare-foot on lego pieces under radioactive rain?

  31. theredsnapper

    talentless clam.. your should be covered in shit instead of gold.. the shit would suit you much better.. . now thats Hot! LOL tool

    xxx, snapper

  32. Vinicius Cornacchini

    I love Paris,Rich Prosecco lovers too.

  33. Ben

    This post is old but I just wanted to say that I ran into Paris at LAX today. I approached her and asked nicely if she would mind taking a photo. She was very kind and said, “Sure. I just don’t want everybody to know I am here.” I felt really bad that she had to walk around so scared. Earlier I noticed some jerk shoving a camera in her face while she was just trying to make her flight.

    I honestly get the sense that she is a girl who has made some bad choices and has now matured. I’m used to seeing it since I work with teens…..maybe I’m too forgiving, but she just seemed normal….and scared.

  34. she is just plain UGLY and no matter how much money she spends she will always be UGLY

  35. Internet Tough Guy

    Are you people crazy? I would hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be declared King of England.

  36. I truly believe that this blood-sucking Parisite lives in her own little world. Either that, or she’s been overdoing it on the Valtrex. Paris Hilton got herpes? who tansmit this to her? see the hot blog Paris Hilton created on a large herpes dating site http://herpesmates.com

  37. ujjsh

    it’s amazing to see a fucked up golden bitch.

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