Paris Hilton, in her own unique humanitarian way, posed nude while covered in gold body paint for the Rich Water Foundation, according to The Sun:
The hotel heiress posed in California’s Mojave Desert for the Rich Water Foundation, a scheme to source water from icebergs and relieve drought-hit regions.
Nobody told me Paris Hilton was made of gold. All this time we could’ve melted her down into something that’s actually useful. Like a set of golf clubs. Or solid gold hubcaps for my car if we’re really trying to make the world a better place here.
Lou | December 13, 2007 at 2:33 pm
lol
penni | December 13, 2007 at 2:33 pm
airbrushed much?
oola | December 13, 2007 at 2:33 pm
first!
the campaign’s fugly
Ted from LA | December 13, 2007 at 2:33 pm
She was so proud of getting laid doggie style she had herself bronzed.
holla@meh | December 13, 2007 at 2:34 pm
that’s hot! (and first??) lol
Starchasm | December 13, 2007 at 2:35 pm
It wasn’t for anything nearly so humanitarian. These are promotional shots for her new nauseating champagne-based drink.
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=79465&in_page_id=7
FRIST!!! | December 13, 2007 at 2:36 pm
My eyes! MY EYES!!!!
Just goes to show you never know what you are gonna get when you hit the refresh button..wonder if I can sue..
Gerald_Tarrant | December 13, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I’d hit it………..over the head with a 25 pound sledge hammer (not my cock which coincidentally has been mistaken for a 25 pound sledge hammer.)
Shit, can I write for the Superfish now? That was just as lame.
Auntie Kryst | December 13, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I thought this skank was pushing her fucking champagne is a can with these pictures? Yeah I said it, champagne in a can, apparently it’s a real product she whores for. I boycotted Carl’s Jr. because it has the stink of Paris on it. Now I got to layoff water too? Time to drink my Jameson’s neat from now on.
celebrity.web.net | December 13, 2007 at 2:37 pm
anyone ever notice paris rhymes with
whofuckingcares?
Italian Stallion | December 13, 2007 at 2:38 pm
24 Kt gold, huh? Does Kt stand for Kunt?
PunkA | December 13, 2007 at 2:39 pm
I always knew she farted gold dust. Explains why she walks like she has a cork up her ass. The bitch won’t share.
FRIST!!! | December 13, 2007 at 2:39 pm
My eyes! MY EYES!!!!
Just goes to show you never know what you are gonna get when you hit the refresh button..wonder if I can sue..
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FRIST!!! | December 13, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I had to drink..this site is making me VIOLENT!!!!
veggi | December 13, 2007 at 2:42 pm
@4- nice.
and you know what? I woulda drank champagne in a can. yeah, I’m classy like that. A fridge full of box o wine and champ cans.. Thanks whore. Now, I’m gonna have to go broke on Corona and Crown. I hate you, and so do my pockets.. (and so does your vagina)
Chauncey Gardner | December 13, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Isn’t that a Whitesnake album cover?
johnnyboy | December 13, 2007 at 2:43 pm
COmmenTing Fron iphowne u fuckrzzzzzz irsockzzzzzz
veggi | December 13, 2007 at 2:45 pm
FRIST!!! I didn’t know you spoke French!..
johnnyboy | December 13, 2007 at 2:47 pm
also i wanna lick her asshole
antoine | December 13, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Just as pure as gold!!!!
FRIST!!! | December 13, 2007 at 2:47 pm
#17, great advertisement for the iphone..
Veggi, that wasn’t French, it was Copynpaystanese..
cookie monsta | December 13, 2007 at 2:49 pm
so who was the idiot that let her out of the desert anyhow? she woulda baked in that paint (mythbusters!)
antoine | December 13, 2007 at 2:51 pm
This looks a lot like my bowling trophy!!!
tp | December 13, 2007 at 2:57 pm
It reminds me of that stuff on lottery tickets that you have to scratch off…I want to take a giant shovel and start chipping away…
Gerald_Tarrant | December 13, 2007 at 2:58 pm
@9 How else would you ever drink Jamie?
D. Richards (Hands.) | December 13, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Good idea, philanthropist with too much fucking time on your hands! Let’s just harvest water from icebergs. Good idea. How the fuck would that even work?
And Paris: is there anything I can say that she hasn’t already had sprayed in to her hair, or swallowed, or gagged on? I mean, is there anything I can type that would shame Paris more than the shame of having to live life as fucking Paris Hilton?
Open your legs! Open your legs, whore! The world needs it’s water.
Hiya bitches and queens! | December 13, 2007 at 3:01 pm
She’s hot, and looking smokin’ hot here. Simple undeniable truth. Not being a bitter loser, I can handle the truth.
Auntie Kryst | December 13, 2007 at 3:08 pm
@25 well normally I like my Irish whiskey over ice, but now since this selfish flake is trying to harvest icebergs, I have to take my drink straight up. #26 has a good point, how the fuck is that going to work anyway?
Why the hell is this twat trying to push booze in a can anyway? She’s a hypocunt! I thought she was all upset at beer swilling drunk elephants over in India or something like that.
PS for the poster that came up with “hypocunt”, thank you. I’ve been waiting to use that word.
Oh Behave | December 13, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Painting weird rich women gold..stealing the world’s ice supply to create resorts in barren places. This is clearly the work of Dr. Evil. If I weren’t so busy shagging former size 2′s, I would stop the bugger myself. Start without me.
FakePeopleSuck | December 13, 2007 at 3:15 pm
I do hate her but these are actually cool pictues. To bad it is wasted on her!
YUCK!!!
gotmilk? | December 13, 2007 at 3:15 pm
since when are her tits even close to being that large?
that gold paint does nothing for her already jacked up face. you’d think makeup would help, but it only makes her look like more of a greyhound.
Jimbo | December 13, 2007 at 3:16 pm
And speaking of color lets all take this opportunity to make sure this site is for whites only. let us keep all people of color off this site
Eat my shorts | December 13, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Wish they’d left the paint on for a little longer so she may have suffocated.
Eat my shorts | December 13, 2007 at 3:30 pm
As a geography major, I’d like to be the first to say “What a COLLOSSAL waste of money.” Bitch, you’ll write off anything, won’t you?
Sauron | December 13, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Because it’s Paris Hilton it looks more copper to me.
t | December 13, 2007 at 3:31 pm
I think they look nice.
Ted from LA | December 13, 2007 at 3:35 pm
I think she looks great dipped in gold. They should try molton lava next.
jt | December 13, 2007 at 3:38 pm
does she not know any other position?
Bilbo Baggins | December 13, 2007 at 3:39 pm
I’d suck those fuckin’ golden titties and eat her sweet cunt…no doubt.
Lowlands | December 13, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Do we have to worship this alien goddess?
fergernauster | December 13, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Yeah… molten lava. And if not that… liquid lead.
Ript1&0 | December 13, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Dude, fuck Paris Hilton. Cause you know what I got back now?? That’s right, people – Bodycount. Ice-T is in the motherfuckin house! And it’s all thanks to YOU, Fish.
Feel better?
There goes the neighborhood!!!!!
TheLostGirl | December 13, 2007 at 3:51 pm
The tackness is almost beside the point, her giant man hoofs ruin the picture!
Gerald_Tarrant | December 13, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Paris is the proud recipient of a golden shower.
Yeah, I did it.
Ript1&0 | December 13, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Fuck. I’m bringing the crazy today aren’t I?
Look closely | December 13, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Look closely, you can see a nip. ROFL!
The Beer Baron | December 13, 2007 at 4:10 pm
I wish they left her on Mars after the photoshoot. Or was it Uranus?
mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 13, 2007 at 4:15 pm
is that Golddust’s (Dustin Rhodes from WWF) sister?
Paris | December 13, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Nice concept there by Paris to wear nothing but a body paint
Photoshop Cough Photoshop | December 13, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Her knocks are not that bad ass. They look great in that picture.