Maybe I was up too late writing captions, but did it take anyone else a minute to realize that’s Paris’ purse strap and not a gigantic penis? I don’t know what that says about me as a person, but consider this a revelatory look at my immediate perception of Paris Hilton. In the meantime, I’m going to get some coffee before I mistake Lindsay Lohan for a walking clitoris.
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Mic | April 29, 2009 at 11:47 am
FIRST?!
p0nk | April 29, 2009 at 11:47 am
what’s with the scotch-tape magic herpes shield on her right arm?
JC | April 29, 2009 at 11:48 am
I had to do a double take there. lol
mikeock | April 29, 2009 at 11:50 am
That’s my new desktop picture. Classic!
IRON TWAT | April 29, 2009 at 11:51 am
@2 – it’s a shopping bag. And you’re not remotely funny. As usual.
Angus | April 29, 2009 at 11:53 am
It takes some of the fun out of it, but I can understand why some chicks want to wear protective eyeglasses when stroking a cock toward their face.
Erica | April 29, 2009 at 11:53 am
Hilarious.
The Listener | April 29, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Wow, for a couple of seconds I thought she was holding a giant dildo, too. LOL Shame on me. Hee, hee, hee
naas | April 29, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Ugh there’s firstarded here also? Geekologie has plenty of that. I’ve checked comments here before & was hopeful to not see dorks like @1 but alas there you are.
The Paris pics are great, too damn funny.
Alison | April 29, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Love it
dude | April 29, 2009 at 12:17 pm
LMAO
She’s so rich she had Tommy Lee’s turgid member turned into a purse strap. Next she’ll have saMANtha ronson’s scrotum fashioned into a very small, smelly handbag.
Sass | April 29, 2009 at 12:19 pm
hahaha it looks furry too
Lady | April 29, 2009 at 12:20 pm
ALL angles of Paris are unfortunate!
moka | April 29, 2009 at 12:34 pm
she knows what it looks like and she practiced the pose at home.
of course!
Danklin24 | April 29, 2009 at 12:40 pm
That purse strap looks like insulation..you know the kind with asbestos and fiberglass. Ahhhh breathe deep Paris, breathe deep.
p0nk | April 29, 2009 at 12:52 pm
@5 i’m so sorry that i can’t be as funny as you. i try. really i do.
NipTuck | April 29, 2009 at 1:00 pm
@13 hahaha yeah!!!
Honestly thought it was nicole r.
then i had to put my glasses on
Beans Baxter | April 29, 2009 at 1:26 pm
She does seem to have a natural talent to handling fleshy looking appendages.
GuyHolly | April 29, 2009 at 1:28 pm
@5 pOnk’s funny. You just have to catch him when he’s not menstruating.
ToTellTheTruth | April 29, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Her nasty white ass will suck it off anyways…it’s what she does. Bitch.
HeyLadies | April 29, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Looks like a regular size penis to me
Trish | April 29, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Did anyone hear when they asked Paris Hilton if she had heard about the swine flu and what she thought about it. She said I don’t eat that. Please let a hole suck her up to hell.
Trish | April 29, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Did anyone hear when they asked Paris Hilton if she had heard about the swine flu and what she thought about it. She said I don’t eat that. Please let a hole suck her up to hell.
Galtacticus | April 29, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I haven’t seen yet anybody as happy as her with a new purse.I won’t be surprised she’d take it to bed as well.A kid’s hand is easily filled.
Gando | April 29, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Not to me but the purse looks very comfortable to carry.Her upperlip is nicely waxed.
Rhialto | April 29, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Pic two is a great classic mouthshot ! It’s some what a retro looking pic.Also the way she holds the strap is from that time.She only has to stretch out her finger to make the peace sign.
Kim (not Kardashian) | April 29, 2009 at 2:07 pm
#9, they are everywhere! and most times they aren’t even really first, then they really look like douchebags!
Joejam2845 | April 29, 2009 at 2:15 pm
That picture will live on in Infamy!
More Please | April 29, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I want more Britney…and tits…and Paris sucking dick.
No, wait a minute. Nevermind.
Just Britney and tits, please.
Noah Lieske | April 29, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Paris looks great as always. Noah Lieske
<3j | April 29, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Ohhh, Superficial, you aren’t the only one to make that mistake! Haha. Regardless of her weird penis-looking purse strap, her hair looks great!
giz | April 29, 2009 at 4:09 pm
hahaa
meee | April 29, 2009 at 4:35 pm
#25…who the fuck says stuff like that?!
Marketta | April 29, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Why is Martha Stewart holding a dildo ?
Jamie's Uterus | April 29, 2009 at 6:31 pm
If it were a huge dick, it would be in her mouth in the pictures. This girl just can resist dick!
Negotiator | April 29, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I hope this dirty slut gets swine flue up her spag and dies.
The sooner the better because no one would shed a tear for her. Slut
bmose | April 29, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Thats H-U-U-U-U-G-G-G-G-H-H-H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
roar | April 29, 2009 at 9:14 pm
isn’t this nicole richie??? weird….
jmkul | April 29, 2009 at 9:46 pm
LOLOLOLOLOLOL LMFAOOOOO!!!! i am so f****d up right now and this is great
what | April 29, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Look at that f*cking moron! Can the sunglasses get any larger douche???
Fashion Diva | April 29, 2009 at 11:03 pm
HA! burrito dildo –
she’s practicing in public now, w/o any strange green sex tape light
Ananana | April 29, 2009 at 11:05 pm
“Maybe I was up too late writing captions”
we forgive you cause we love you.
and this GLORIOUS photo of paris hilton… i mean… if i were paris hilton, i would certainly watch how i accessorize so i wouldn’t make myself more of a target than i already am. but whatever.
paris hilton, thank you for existing only to being laughed at.
andy | April 29, 2009 at 11:25 pm
lovely
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balls | April 29, 2009 at 11:28 pm
She loves the cock.
Nic h | April 29, 2009 at 11:33 pm
it looks like a giant tampon
Beastman AIDS | April 29, 2009 at 11:54 pm
I didn’t really notice it on the big one but the small thumbnails underneath almost made me shit myself.
Venom | April 30, 2009 at 12:04 am
OMG I am dying laughing at this photo.
Charley Kane | April 30, 2009 at 4:17 am
Aesthetically speaking all her all angles are unfortunate.
Maybe we can have her locked up for publicly fellating a purse strap.
Galtacticus | April 30, 2009 at 5:02 am
Hola!
Darth | April 30, 2009 at 5:03 am
Hey!