Paris Hilton in a swimsuit

June 1st, 2009 // 88 Comments
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Here’s Paris Hilton shooting a commercial for her hair extensions line over the weekend. I don’t exactly know how seeing Paris in a swimsuit will entice another woman to buy hair products, but I do know it enticed me to wrap five garbage bags and a suit of armor around my penis the next time I have sex. Or hire a stunt double. It’s a toss-up.

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  1. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

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  2. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  3. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  4. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  5. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  6. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  7. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  8. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  9. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  10. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  11. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  12. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  13. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  14. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  15. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  16. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  17. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  18. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  19. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  20. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  21. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  22. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  23. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  24. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

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  25. Mama Pinkus

    BRANDON M. WITTE is a serious dickwad

    Jun 2, 2009 at 1:28 am /  Reply /00
  26. aisdSDAVGFSDGV

    Her nose looks smaller ….

    Jun 2, 2009 at 1:56 am /  Reply /00
  27. sickitten

    Guida trying to look like white girl.

    Jun 2, 2009 at 3:53 am /  Reply /00
  28. Charley Kane

    She’s like a crack whore, but without the dignity.

    Jun 2, 2009 at 6:37 am /  Reply /00
  29. Charley Kane

    yello

    Jun 2, 2009 at 6:40 am /  Reply /00
  30. Charley Kane

    You know this place really needs a moderator, that “Brandon M White” crap about the tax evasion is seriously annoying.

    Jun 2, 2009 at 6:42 am /  Reply /00
  31. Gando

    I’ll guess in real she has very poor hair but the hairextensions cover it up?

    Jun 2, 2009 at 9:07 am /  Reply /00
  32. el ces

    She’s great. And this white and gold look is my favorite combo.

    Jun 2, 2009 at 2:01 pm /  Reply /00
  33. temp

    YAY, i finally found the swimsuit.

    for those that were wondering who designed the swimsuit, go here:
    http://www.herveleger.com/spring2009/index.php

    it’s by herve leger, under the spring 2009 collection. i think they only offer it in white…or rather, “off-white”
    be prepared to dish out 700+ for it if you want it. haha.

    it is quite the gorgeous swimsuit though.

    Jun 2, 2009 at 8:17 pm /  Reply /00
  34. sonnyp746

    Nice glasses, next time 2 piece swimsuits pls or no piece much better. : )

    Jun 4, 2009 at 12:37 pm /  Reply /00
  35. HoodFellazb

    I can’t wait for the day that she’ll die.

    Jun 4, 2009 at 11:57 pm /  Reply /00
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