Here’s Paris Hilton shooting a commercial for her hair extensions line over the weekend. I don’t exactly know how seeing Paris in a swimsuit will entice another woman to buy hair products, but I do know it enticed me to wrap five garbage bags and a suit of armor around my penis the next time I have sex. Or hire a stunt double. It’s a toss-up.
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FU | June 1, 2009 at 12:23 pm
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Rachell | June 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I kind of like that swimsuit. Reminds me of what Leiloo wore in the 5th element :)
Racer X | June 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Yawn.
Frank Lucas' Bitch | June 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm
She actually looks really hot in these….I love the hair and the sexy white swim suit, she doesn’t look like a horse (as she usually does) but rather a bit more like a model.
….did I just praise Paris? AHHHHH god damn it *shoots shotgun in the face*
naas | June 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm
@1 ghey
Paris in a bikini, again? Never can have too many of those
Bukkakemaster | June 1, 2009 at 12:29 pm
yawn…. boring…. isn’t there someone new to post bikkini pics of, she is tired.
VandaL | June 1, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Haha! Picture 13. Looks like she’s shit herself and is stood so she can’t feel it. Skanky bitch.
celebritiesarefunny | June 1, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Sixth picture…her leg looks like it has a butt on it? Weird
Maybe its there too make up for her lacking bum
Randal | June 1, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Paris continues to define what style is hot in the industry and is seen here doing a great job showing it off. Her confident stance goes well with her playful look, a trademark Paris wears well.
Randal
Porcelain | June 1, 2009 at 12:47 pm
nice swimsuit.
Yuck | June 1, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Paris has herpes
jen | June 1, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Randal cracks me up
friendlyfires | June 1, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Wait a sec … that bulge … is she finally growing a penis? … no … wait … it’s just her Tampax sticking out partially … and it’s not even that time yet … can’t be sure in a white bikini … okay, I’m gonna’ hurl, right over here, if you don’t mind? … BLEE-AUUUUGGHH!!!! … I think … wait … are they here? …. where are my fucking eyeballs, dude? … I puked my own eyeballs through my nostrils, dude!!!! …. not funny …quit …laughing … where the fuck are they ….Rumer is still not kosher … so there …. wait, I can still smell embers … there they are … they feel unpretty …ewwwww … here fix eyes, doctor … I pay you in fart diamonds, you monkey-shaman, now fix these eyes!!!! … god dammit … I will call Doc Savage ….FIX MY EYES!!!!! … WHAT’S THAT I SMELLL??? …EWWWW!!! …. PARIS IS BURNING ….HER TAMPON … IN MY …EYES ….YOU BITCH … IT’S ON!!!!!!!!
dubba | June 1, 2009 at 1:22 pm
whats that bump in her crotch?
is she “tucking” or have the STDs started to mutate into some “quatto from total recall” kinda thing
yup | June 1, 2009 at 1:27 pm
her hair looks like shit… and she’s selling extensions? does anybody actually buy the paris hilton brand?
and wow, she’s starting to look older and uglier, the first wouldn’t matter if she was aging gracefully :/
nikki | June 1, 2009 at 1:49 pm
She actually looks really good here!
TEDBUNDY | June 1, 2009 at 1:53 pm
i WOULD EAT 3 MILES OF HUMAN SHIT JUST TO GET THE CHANCE TO EAT HER SHITTER
michelle | June 1, 2009 at 1:53 pm
i love that swimsuit!! i think she actually looks really good in this picture but i’m sure they had to burn the suit…
jt | June 1, 2009 at 1:53 pm
how is this a bikini? it’s a one piece.
TEDBUNDY | June 1, 2009 at 1:53 pm
i WOULD EAT 3 MILES OF HUMAN SHIT JUST TO GET THE CHANCE TO EAT HER SHITTER
Poor Paris | June 1, 2009 at 2:06 pm
There is something not right when your belly is bigger than your chest yet you still wear that type of bathing suit.
I guess money still can’t buy looks.
special ed | June 1, 2009 at 2:10 pm
she looks like a droid with herpes.
icarus | June 1, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Does this bitch ever stop “posing”? She probably does it on the crapper too…tits thrust out, back arched, pigeon toes, looking in the wall to wall full length mirrors. Making sure she’s pouting just so when she squeezes.
Erin | June 1, 2009 at 2:19 pm
She is such a skank!
Rachael | June 1, 2009 at 2:22 pm
I don’t know what you all are going on about; promiscuous or not, she is still a very pretty girl.
Sport | June 1, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Randal STFU, fag.
heather | June 1, 2009 at 2:35 pm
her legs look AMAZING. get it girl.
RichPort's Ghost | June 1, 2009 at 2:41 pm
This may be about as good as she’ll ever look… but my infrared camera can see her herpes crotch radiating at unsafe levels…
TrannyGranny | June 1, 2009 at 2:50 pm
13 Dude, its not a penii or a tampon. It’s the Bluebird of Fucking Happiness.
and it’s very, very dead.
Kathleen | June 1, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I like the white swimsuit… She actually looks rather glamorous, until you remember she’s Paris Hilton
Matthias | June 1, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Looks like the set of a very cheap 80ths TV Show. Just add a speaking car or something like that.
lazerturkey | June 1, 2009 at 3:13 pm
What is wrong with that one eye of hers. How come she doesn’t get it fixed?
Shady Sadie | June 1, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Her legs are fucking CRAZY awesome.
Rachell | June 1, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I really really like this swimsuit. Hopefully they have a color that doesn’t match my skin. Does anyone know who designed this suit??
Alli Watermelon | June 1, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I love Randal!!! I’ve just recently started actually posting comments on here, but have been coming to the site for a while. Randal’s comments crack my shit up!!! He’s always so positive. Anyway, I like the swimsuit. It’s really sexy!
Randal | June 1, 2009 at 4:20 pm
strangely absent from all photos: Her saskawatchen, gargantuan, sinewy feet.
Randal
LKS | June 1, 2009 at 5:38 pm
For once she looks good.
Tanzarian | June 1, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Doug Reinhart actually has severe astigmatism, so to him even up close, this is what Paris looks like.
bitingontinfoil | June 1, 2009 at 7:43 pm
@13 It’s not a penis, it’s her herpes sore bulging & throbbing…
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS VAPID WHORE?
Hirsch Hamilton | June 1, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Thats hot!
ChunkyMonkey | June 1, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Hi cunt.
Fati | June 1, 2009 at 8:33 pm
She looks hot in these pictures. And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go kill myself for saying that.
anonymous | June 1, 2009 at 9:28 pm
I could see her in that herpes commercial…that’s believable
anonymous | June 1, 2009 at 9:29 pm
I could see her in a herpes commercial
anonymous | June 1, 2009 at 9:33 pm
I could see her in a herpes commercial
missywissy | June 1, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Who has time to stand around a pose like that? Oh yeah, that really pretty skanky chick, Paris.
azalea | June 1, 2009 at 11:11 pm
CHICKEN LEGS!!
P. S. Love ya Randal!
BRANDON M. WITTE | June 2, 2009 at 12:35 am
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
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BRANDON M. WITTE | June 2, 2009 at 12:35 am
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
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AGE: 33
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BRANDON M. WITTE | June 2, 2009 at 12:35 am
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
FOR THE STORY, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
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