Paris Hilton in a swimsuit

The Superficial | June 1, 2009 - 11:44 am

Here’s Paris Hilton shooting a commercial for her hair extensions line over the weekend. I don’t exactly know how seeing Paris in a swimsuit will entice another woman to buy hair products, but I do know it enticed me to wrap five garbage bags and a suit of armor around my penis the next time I have sex. Or hire a stunt double. It’s a toss-up.