Paris Hilton demonstrating what herpes will look like in the year 3057.
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heeeyy | April 3, 2009 at 3:29 pm
ROBOT CUNT
Jackson | April 3, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Paris Herpes must be sagging or getting cellulite or something because she is always hiding her butt in a sarong like Kim Kardaskank. Whether one is skinny like Paris or fat like Kim; eventually the body goes down south due to lack of exercise.
bojangles | April 3, 2009 at 3:30 pm
nice glasses
Newcastle | April 3, 2009 at 3:34 pm
She looks like a fucking moron.
Kat | April 3, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Fifth Element much?
GiggityGoo | April 3, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Nice Jordy shades
Randal | April 3, 2009 at 3:36 pm
WOW! Paris is looking so futuristic in these pictures she sent to the FISH and she’s certainly ahead of everyone when it comes to fashion. Those glasses are simply out of this world and she wears them well.
Back to the Future,
Randal
Penis | April 3, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Wow she looks better than ever. I’d hit that in a NY Minute.
I’d stick myself up her wet, sloppy vagine and spit all up inside her. After she sucks me up and down for a hour or so, of course…………
Dice | April 3, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Who knew Robocop had tits?
http://www.thefamousphere.com
kitty | April 3, 2009 at 3:38 pm
she looks like an idiot…she is always posing
Zanna | April 3, 2009 at 3:40 pm
*punches Randal in the nads*
BB | April 3, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I can see she’s on a PR offensive after that little altercation in the club…
Mattel | April 3, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Randal doesn’t have nads, he’s smooth all over. Those comments come out when you pull a string.
Max Planck | April 3, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Just when you think is just can’t get any worse…it does!
Saruman | April 3, 2009 at 3:47 pm
She’s dressed for battle against the Uruk-hai massing inside her pussy.
Max Planck | April 3, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Just when you think it just can’t get any worse…it does!
Susan | April 3, 2009 at 3:48 pm
She must have taken a break from whatever stimulant drug she was abusing because she doesn’t look so anorexic in these pictures.
Max Planck | April 3, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Does anybody here remember Pia Zadora?
Anus Licker | April 3, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Paris Hilton Starring in RoboHerp-3000
Zanna | April 3, 2009 at 3:51 pm
*punches Randal in his smooth*
Demi Moore | April 3, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Paris – hope you are joking.
Still White on the Outside | April 3, 2009 at 3:55 pm
This is kind of hot in “logan’s run” sorta way. When I say Hot I mean shouldn’t she be reporting to the sleepshop soon?
Slim | April 3, 2009 at 3:58 pm
#4, she IS a fucking moron. I’m shocked that with the surplus of .50 Caliber Sniper Rifles in the world that someone hasn’t done the honorable thing: blowing her herpes infested head off.
Sofa | April 3, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Here’s the real DJ story.
http://www.beatportal.com/feed/item/steve-angello-humiliates-paris-hilton-djs-worldwide-rejoice/
g_girl | April 3, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Haha look at the guy in thelast photo!! his face + paris’ pose = priceless
Dellaregato | April 3, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Paris says Dj Steve Angello’s music wasn’t danceable..and gave her a migraine?
Check this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMe3pnvWYYk&feature=related
or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR2uK-TJ1bc
Slim | April 3, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Geordi La Herpes….
jojo | April 3, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Japanese finally invented a slutbot
pip | April 3, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Trying SO very hard, looking SO very stupid.
John Mayer Shaved My Nuts | April 3, 2009 at 4:19 pm
What do expect from an heiress who barely passed her GED exam?
never thought i'd say this but... | April 3, 2009 at 4:21 pm
FAT!
Rick | April 3, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Paris is a joke, but please, enough with the DJ-was-a-hero story. He’s the king of the international electronic dance music DJs who was “performing” at a “conference” for international electronic dance music. The hero of the story would have been the rock guitar player who dynamited the entire place.
JPRichardson | April 3, 2009 at 4:23 pm
“Daisy Duck – Time Traveler”
markonius maximus | April 3, 2009 at 4:30 pm
“How much do clothes cost in The Matrix”….
Grandma’s Boy
Joe | April 3, 2009 at 4:31 pm
lol! 5th Element! Good one!
Deacon Jones | April 3, 2009 at 4:36 pm
@28
I wish. Goodbye 401 k!
I’m rather ashamed to admit this, but I got that “turned-on, pit of the stomach” feeling when I looked at pic 3. Briefly..
CaptainMorgan | April 3, 2009 at 4:38 pm
If she wants attention, she should have dangled a baby over the edge of the balcony.
Who the fu*k would want her in their ads or wear their clothes? All the crotches would have burn marks. I guess that’s why there’s photoshop…
Matthew | April 3, 2009 at 4:42 pm
“A lone gunman killed at least 12 people and himself Friday in an immigration services center in Binghamton, New York, a government official said. The gunman carried identification that said he was 42 and from upstate New York, the official said.”
This is what happens because of Rush Limbaugh, Lou Dobbs, Sarah Palin, and the Republican Party.
ladodgurs22 | April 3, 2009 at 4:43 pm
#8, are you that desperate to get laid that you’re willing to bonk this walking herpes? You must want to be the latest person on that long list of guys she’s been with. The whole thing from the bikini to the rediculous shades she’s wearing, what has gotten into her.
Bump | April 3, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Could she try any harder to be Lady GaGa?
jt | April 3, 2009 at 5:16 pm
my crotches itches just looking at her.
Courtyardpigeon | April 3, 2009 at 5:18 pm
She has the biggest feet on a woman that I’ve ever seen.
High Plains Drifter | April 3, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Paris, your mouth is almost as big as your feet.
Famous Plastic | April 3, 2009 at 5:21 pm
God she is ridiculous.
parker | April 3, 2009 at 5:24 pm
wasnt she suppose to be a humanitarian after she got out of her joke of a prison sentence? seriously people WHAT THE fuck, this star fucking society we live in is sick, why would any one give this stupid cunt what she wants?
Galtacticus | April 3, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Sometimes i feel like i’m really John Connor.Which year are we living.
Bobaloo | April 3, 2009 at 5:28 pm
When did Posh go blonde?
Nero | April 3, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Gladiator girl with star trek ambition.
azalea | April 3, 2009 at 5:37 pm
CHICKEN LEGS!!
Kim Kardashian (visit my site bitches! seriously now!) | April 3, 2009 at 5:40 pm
You guys are so dumb on this site to NOT EVEN NOTICE!
She is trying to look like Lady GaGa!
Paris you sucked every balls imaginable!
-Love Kim xoxoxo ;)