Paris Hilton in a bikini… thing

April 3rd, 2009 // 156 Comments

Paris Hilton demonstrating what herpes will look like in the year 3057.

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Photos: WENN

  1. Jackson

    Paris Herpes must be sagging or getting cellulite or something because she is always hiding her butt in a sarong like Kim Kardaskank. Whether one is skinny like Paris or fat like Kim; eventually the body goes down south due to lack of exercise.

  2. Newcastle

    She looks like a fucking moron.

  3. Kat

    Fifth Element much?

  4. GiggityGoo

    Nice Jordy shades

  5. Randal

    WOW! Paris is looking so futuristic in these pictures she sent to the FISH and she’s certainly ahead of everyone when it comes to fashion. Those glasses are simply out of this world and she wears them well.

    Back to the Future,


  6. Penis

    Wow she looks better than ever. I’d hit that in a NY Minute.

    I’d stick myself up her wet, sloppy vagine and spit all up inside her. After she sucks me up and down for a hour or so, of course…………

  7. kitty

    she looks like an idiot…she is always posing

  8. *punches Randal in the nads*

  9. BB

    I can see she’s on a PR offensive after that little altercation in the club…

  10. Mattel

    Randal doesn’t have nads, he’s smooth all over. Those comments come out when you pull a string.

  11. Max Planck

    Just when you think is just can’t get any worse…it does!

  12. Saruman

    She’s dressed for battle against the Uruk-hai massing inside her pussy.

  13. Max Planck

    Just when you think it just can’t get any worse…it does!

  14. Susan

    She must have taken a break from whatever stimulant drug she was abusing because she doesn’t look so anorexic in these pictures.

  15. Max Planck

    Does anybody here remember Pia Zadora?

  16. Anus Licker

    Paris Hilton Starring in RoboHerp-3000

  17. *punches Randal in his smooth*

  18. Demi Moore

    Paris – hope you are joking.

  19. Still White on the Outside

    This is kind of hot in “logan’s run” sorta way. When I say Hot I mean shouldn’t she be reporting to the sleepshop soon?

  20. Slim

    #4, she IS a fucking moron. I’m shocked that with the surplus of .50 Caliber Sniper Rifles in the world that someone hasn’t done the honorable thing: blowing her herpes infested head off.

  21. g_girl

    Haha look at the guy in thelast photo!! his face + paris’ pose = priceless

  22. Dellaregato

    Paris says Dj Steve Angello’s music wasn’t danceable..and gave her a migraine?

    Check this.

    or this

  23. Slim

    Geordi La Herpes….

  24. jojo

    Japanese finally invented a slutbot

  25. pip

    Trying SO very hard, looking SO very stupid.

  26. John Mayer Shaved My Nuts

    What do expect from an heiress who barely passed her GED exam?

  27. never thought i'd say this but...


  28. Rick

    Paris is a joke, but please, enough with the DJ-was-a-hero story. He’s the king of the international electronic dance music DJs who was “performing” at a “conference” for international electronic dance music. The hero of the story would have been the rock guitar player who dynamited the entire place.

  29. JPRichardson

    “Daisy Duck – Time Traveler”

  30. markonius maximus

    “How much do clothes cost in The Matrix”….

    Grandma’s Boy

  31. Joe

    lol! 5th Element! Good one!

  32. Deacon Jones

    I wish. Goodbye 401 k!

    I’m rather ashamed to admit this, but I got that “turned-on, pit of the stomach” feeling when I looked at pic 3. Briefly..

  33. CaptainMorgan

    If she wants attention, she should have dangled a baby over the edge of the balcony.

    Who the fu*k would want her in their ads or wear their clothes? All the crotches would have burn marks. I guess that’s why there’s photoshop…

  34. Matthew

    “A lone gunman killed at least 12 people and himself Friday in an immigration services center in Binghamton, New York, a government official said. The gunman carried identification that said he was 42 and from upstate New York, the official said.”

    This is what happens because of Rush Limbaugh, Lou Dobbs, Sarah Palin, and the Republican Party.

  35. ladodgurs22

    #8, are you that desperate to get laid that you’re willing to bonk this walking herpes? You must want to be the latest person on that long list of guys she’s been with. The whole thing from the bikini to the rediculous shades she’s wearing, what has gotten into her.

  36. Bump

    Could she try any harder to be Lady GaGa?

  37. jt

    my crotches itches just looking at her.

  38. Courtyardpigeon

    She has the biggest feet on a woman that I’ve ever seen.

  39. High Plains Drifter

    Paris, your mouth is almost as big as your feet.

  40. God she is ridiculous.

  41. parker

    wasnt she suppose to be a humanitarian after she got out of her joke of a prison sentence? seriously people WHAT THE fuck, this star fucking society we live in is sick, why would any one give this stupid cunt what she wants?

  42. Galtacticus

    Sometimes i feel like i’m really John Connor.Which year are we living.

  43. Bobaloo

    When did Posh go blonde?

  44. Nero

    Gladiator girl with star trek ambition.

  45. azalea


  46. Kim Kardashian (visit my site bitches! seriously now!)

    You guys are so dumb on this site to NOT EVEN NOTICE!

    She is trying to look like Lady GaGa!
    Paris you sucked every balls imaginable!

    -Love Kim xoxoxo ;)

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