Paris Hilton demonstrating what herpes will look like in the year 3057.
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Paris Herpes must be sagging or getting cellulite or something because she is always hiding her butt in a sarong like Kim Kardaskank. Whether one is skinny like Paris or fat like Kim; eventually the body goes down south due to lack of exercise.
She looks like a fucking moron.
Fifth Element much?
Nice Jordy shades
WOW! Paris is looking so futuristic in these pictures she sent to the FISH and she’s certainly ahead of everyone when it comes to fashion. Those glasses are simply out of this world and she wears them well.
Back to the Future,
Wow she looks better than ever. I’d hit that in a NY Minute.
I’d stick myself up her wet, sloppy vagine and spit all up inside her. After she sucks me up and down for a hour or so, of course…………
Who knew Robocop had tits?
she looks like an idiot…she is always posing
*punches Randal in the nads*
I can see she’s on a PR offensive after that little altercation in the club…
Randal doesn’t have nads, he’s smooth all over. Those comments come out when you pull a string.
Just when you think is just can’t get any worse…it does!
She’s dressed for battle against the Uruk-hai massing inside her pussy.
Just when you think it just can’t get any worse…it does!
She must have taken a break from whatever stimulant drug she was abusing because she doesn’t look so anorexic in these pictures.
Does anybody here remember Pia Zadora?
Paris Hilton Starring in RoboHerp-3000
*punches Randal in his smooth*
Paris – hope you are joking.
This is kind of hot in “logan’s run” sorta way. When I say Hot I mean shouldn’t she be reporting to the sleepshop soon?
#4, she IS a fucking moron. I’m shocked that with the surplus of .50 Caliber Sniper Rifles in the world that someone hasn’t done the honorable thing: blowing her herpes infested head off.
Here’s the real DJ story.
Haha look at the guy in thelast photo!! his face + paris’ pose = priceless
Paris says Dj Steve Angello’s music wasn’t danceable..and gave her a migraine?
Geordi La Herpes….
Japanese finally invented a slutbot
Trying SO very hard, looking SO very stupid.
What do expect from an heiress who barely passed her GED exam?
Paris is a joke, but please, enough with the DJ-was-a-hero story. He’s the king of the international electronic dance music DJs who was “performing” at a “conference” for international electronic dance music. The hero of the story would have been the rock guitar player who dynamited the entire place.
“Daisy Duck – Time Traveler”
“How much do clothes cost in The Matrix”….
lol! 5th Element! Good one!
I wish. Goodbye 401 k!
I’m rather ashamed to admit this, but I got that “turned-on, pit of the stomach” feeling when I looked at pic 3. Briefly..
If she wants attention, she should have dangled a baby over the edge of the balcony.
Who the fu*k would want her in their ads or wear their clothes? All the crotches would have burn marks. I guess that’s why there’s photoshop…
“A lone gunman killed at least 12 people and himself Friday in an immigration services center in Binghamton, New York, a government official said. The gunman carried identification that said he was 42 and from upstate New York, the official said.”
This is what happens because of Rush Limbaugh, Lou Dobbs, Sarah Palin, and the Republican Party.
#8, are you that desperate to get laid that you’re willing to bonk this walking herpes? You must want to be the latest person on that long list of guys she’s been with. The whole thing from the bikini to the rediculous shades she’s wearing, what has gotten into her.
Could she try any harder to be Lady GaGa?
my crotches itches just looking at her.
She has the biggest feet on a woman that I’ve ever seen.
Paris, your mouth is almost as big as your feet.
God she is ridiculous.
wasnt she suppose to be a humanitarian after she got out of her joke of a prison sentence? seriously people WHAT THE fuck, this star fucking society we live in is sick, why would any one give this stupid cunt what she wants?
Sometimes i feel like i’m really John Connor.Which year are we living.
When did Posh go blonde?
Gladiator girl with star trek ambition.
You guys are so dumb on this site to NOT EVEN NOTICE!
She is trying to look like Lady GaGa!
Paris you sucked every balls imaginable!
-Love Kim xoxoxo ;)
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