Paris Hilton in a bikini? Shocking!

August 9th, 2007 // 150 Comments



  1. Lovely

    And all these years I thought Jesus was a Jew…. so tell me, since he’s black and all, has he forgiven all the slave traders yet, or does he still go on and on and on about it every 5 minutes? I think the only time you all held down a job and worked for a living was during slavery- minus the 5% that actually work now (i’m not talking to you). Instead of bitching about “WHITEY’S” how about thanking us for paying your medical ins., and your welfare, instead of bitching. I think the “I wanna cry about something that has nothing to do with ME and has never affected ME personally” room is down the hall in the shitter… go there

  2. We-Le-Surrender....

    Would anyone be surpirsed if Pic #1 was followed by her biting that little dogs head off at this point?

    I am convinced she is Satan Spawn…

  3. michelle

    Isn’t she supposed to be deworming orphans?????

  4. L

    thanks to chunks this site is decoming the superracial

  5. jakebarnes

    those snakeskin shorts do it for me. bam!

  6. LayDeeBug

    #79 Cronus,

    You know, you’re right. Nice waist, nice hips, nice little belly goin there, and a nice navel (unlike Ginger Spices half-dollar belly button).

    too bad she’s full of caca.

    D’ja notice no one is even talking about Paris, but KHK sure is popular today.

  7. woodhorse

    #43 I think Cracka Please and Nagger Please should get married. Then they could post as Cracka Nagga Thankyou.

  8. Bam Bam

    This has turned into a country of miscegenation, and I don’t see it turning back.
    Unfortunate… : (

  9. I have the same bikini top as her. She got it from walmart for $12.

  10. woodhorse

    #66: my friends and associates who are black wouldn’t dream of acting/talking like a fucktard like you. EVERY race has been enslaved at some point in history and Blacks in Africa owned MILLIONS of slaves from India. This is the 21st century. Why don’t you enter it and quit being a pain in the ass? Or is negative attention all you’re capable of obtaining?

  11. hot

    i dont see why we are so obsesed with her she is nothing but a stupid media whore

  12. woodhorse

    #73 Look at the trailer parks, we need to act fast.

  13. veggi

    woodhorse, I love it when you talk like that.

  14. Brian

    Dude did you guys hear about the assault at the playboy mansion….Paris happened to be there too. And check it out, if you text Hugh Hefner to 46873 you get all the info about the freakin sweet mansion!!

  15. Donkey

    I think it’s a testament to how bored the public is with Paris, Brit, and Lohan when you see so many people would rather talk more about race, religion, and politics.

  16. woodhorse

    #94: there are still legal slaves today. They are called wives.

  17. aly

    why do people care that she spent 3 grand on a fucking dog? do you get mad at everyone who bears offspring instead of adopting a kid in need? wtf. go sit on a toilet and be thankful you are not her dog, britney’s children, and nicole’s doomed fetus. some of you are retarded, including the wingdings chick.

  18. woodhorse

    Veggi, happy to please you, ditto on your comments.

  19. Nikky Raney

    omg. she’s IN IT?! not out of it?! that is big news.

  20. White and Proud

    —116
    There’s also butlers and maids, but you can’t actually own them.

  21. kymelle

    I hope paris spared a little suntan lotion for the pooch

  22. Sauron

    It’s hairy and about ten inches in length with the thickness of an average wrist and get worshipped by Paris.

  23. Lowlands

    (122) Let me guess, is it Nicole Richie??

  24. Jenna

    @ 99 Ty! It just got old about 20 years ago and usually after hearing this I just start chain smoking. It is so frustrating

  25. scott

    if you crop the picture to just her face, it looks like harrison ford

  26. Italian Stallion

    I don’t even think that dog is that cute, the Chihuahua is alright though…………….

  27. Kamiki

    @ 9. HOLLYmorniingWOOD – gee thanks!

    Jesus was not black he was a Middle Eastern JEW, he wasn’t white with brown hair and blue eyes or black with afro hair and a broad nose he was a MIDDLE EASTERN JEW.

  28. ????????krazihottkelli????????§???

    loll

  29. ????????krazihottkelli????????§???

    Ok guyz ill be honezt. i’m actually 12 an my dad likez to molezt me. I’m really fat and im tryin to looze the weight this zummer by ztaying on here and by not eating myzelf to china. NOBODY likez me and yeah i got zome zitz on my face but my mom zayz it will all go away before zchool ztarts. i love older guyz and i love comin on here pizzing everyone off and being the fat bitch that i am. i like to zuck cock and lick ballz and i dont alwayz bathe everyday but my mom zayz ill outgrow all of that.

  30. theblender101

    why is she tanning with shoes on .
    andshorts

  31. r-e-s-p-e-c-t

    She’s getting kind of a gut! I’m a fattie, but love to see this happen to others. Selfish! I know!

  32. 129/////what r u obzezzed with my name or what? U don’t even know what I am…U ztupid idiot…what a terrible way to dezcribe yourzelf…U poor child….

  33. crazy otto

    if she knew what was good for her she’d be in new jersey gettin freaky with otto

  34. Kristin

    OMG! Is she pregnant?

  35. choocher

    Pic 7: “Like, ohmuGAWD, whenever I move? The skinny bitch in the window does like, the exact same thing. Get a life, bitch. That’s hot.”

  36. timmah

    Um, what is with that hole above her belly button?

    Does she have 2 belly buttons?

  37. asf

    what is that thing between the dog’s legs on paris’ hand???

  38. gerard Vandenberg

    And again wearing some shoes on the beach which disguish those harry ugly big sized feet, including those ClapperToes!!

  39. jaja

    Come on little doggie, PISS AND SHIT ON HER

  40. mabbo

    Glad to see Paris is working very hard on all her charity work. So far all we’ve seen her do is go on vacation, go to the beach, and head back out to go nightclubbing. Why doesn’t she just be honest and say “yeah, I am superficial and that is who I am so fuck y’all” rather than try and convince us she is Mother Theresa’s heiress apparent? Puh-lease.

  41. BaldAsBritney

    When I see her face it makes me want to rabbit puch a nun.

  42. El Ces

    *LOL* Well hell. Gold shoes, eh Paris? Nice.
    I never noticed that piercing scar above her navel. When did she have a belly ring?

  43. Mama Pinkus

    In that last pic Ms. Hilton has turned her dog into a bong.

  44. Tawny

    Surely I’m not the first to notice she is reading something that looks like a Pole Dancing Manual… Surely not…

  45. Alison

    Looks like she’s put on ten pounds since getting out of prison.

  46. t-shaf

    guys give paris a break and go fuck yrselfs HATERS

  47. What a fucking heffer.

  48. C H A R I T Y

    can U hear me now?

  49. AmeriCanadian

    The hole above her navel is a navel piercing, which are pretty common these days. Hell, I have one. I wonder why she’s not wearing any jewelry in it, though.

    I’m kind of envious of Paris, I bet she doesn’t have to worry about things like making next month’s rent or wanting new clothes and not being able to afford them and crap like the rest of us have to deal with. Also it’s nice to see someone who is naturally slim but doesn’t have a bunch of bones sticking out like an Ethiopian famine victim, a la Nicole Richie.

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