Paris Hilton in a bikini? Shocking!

August 9th, 2007 // 150 Comments



  1. Ashleigh

    Am I first?

  2. Jethro

    frist?

  3. Bite Me!

    She does not look to bad. Better than Britney or lindsay’s floppy boobs

  4. edkwe

    second

  5. Jethro

    Dam, I’m second.
    Paris, Bigfoot wha’ts the difference?

  6. Kamiki

    How many dogs does this slut have? I hate people who treat animals like “products” I really hope she cares for each and every frigging dog she ever has – I truly hate this bitch.

  7. HOLLY morningWOOD

    She SUKS. If anyone thinks she’s cute- you need coke-bottle-thick-lens glasses. She’s about as “hot looking” as a floater in the bowl.

  8. Blubbo Teh Clown

    Would you just stop taking pictures of this bitch? Honest to god…these aren’t even particularly GOOD pictures. Why bother? She’s an attention whore and that’s all she thrives on. In reality she’s nothing but genetic waste.

  9. HOLLYmorniingWOOD

    You rule Kamiki – my thoughts exactly. What an opportunity she has (and Shitney) to adopt a needy animal from an animal shelter – instead, she pokes her skanky face into a pet store and drops $3,000 a pop.

  10. Her sister is cuter and that’s not saying much as she looks like a peacock in a wig.

  11. hot_plate-face

    Does she come with a side of penicillan?

  12. Looks like she is working hard on her halfway house for fellow inmates!

  13. UglyPeopleSafaris

    Isn’t it ironic that shes looking at her own pictures?

    Personally I think the dog is better looking/smarter… and it probably eats its own poop too.

  14. ??her boyfriend iz the dog..funny how zhe can’t get one??

  15. shhh

    great to see her charity work is going so well !

  16. New Kids On The Blog

    Fuck Paris Hitler she will never EVER have a platinum song on the charts

  17. Jolly Green Giant

    Gotta say, there is nothing yummier than a puppy. (licks chops)

  18. Monster feet to hold up the monster body.

  19. shnoobie

    yes! finally paris in a bikini! wohooo
    thanks for sending this one in

  20. Dave Chunkz

    What is this Hitler day? Im sick of seeing this bitch.

  21. Phyllis

    Paris should get that poor little dog out of the direct sun. Pale-colored cats and dogs are very susceptible to skin cancer.

  22. PS…dogs can walk!

  23. (I Agree With All The Posts)
    Krazihotkeli
    How old are you?
    Are you black or white?

  24. Dave Chunkz

    This must be Hitler racist day for them to be showing this

  25. UglyPeopleSafaris

    shes probably white.. and in her 40s… trying to relive her old days as a gansta’….

  26. Lilly

    #20 & #24
    If you can’t handle the racial discrimination get the fuck out n*gger Paris Hilton represents all white men and women, and we wont have you bashing her

  27. Lilly

    #20 & #24
    If you can’t handle the racial discrimination get the fuck out n*gger Paris Hilton represents all white men and women, and we wont have you bashing her

  28. molly

    She isn’t racist she donated to the naacp last year

  29. Annie Rexia

    She would look soooo much better in a body bag. You know, not breathing.

  30. 23/// if U don’t know after all theze monthz..you’ll never know!!!!!

  31. Malffy Hernandes

    The way I’ll say something positive about anything in a Paris Hilton article is if I say it in my father’s native tongue of Portugese: que cao assim muito pequeno! Now, on to the dissing…I can’t stand her.

  32. Gerald Tarrant

    I look at these pics and think about the horror and disease that is contained within the shorts she has on.

  33. ali

    her hair looks foul here.

  34. hot_plate-face

    you iz zo fucking cool. you all zuck tiny cockz and thiz iz the dumbezt zhit ever!

  35. I just came to the site yesterday, i haven’t been here for months

  36. Joyce

    That poor dog. Does she ever let it down to actually WALK?!? The things not going to know how to soon enough. Does she keep it up there to shit as well?

  37. Cracka Please!

    You people need to shut the hell up about racism. Our world is falling a part
    and everyone is so concerned about who said what. Maybe you should worry about the next time to go grocery shopping, your food went up once again.

  38. krazihottkelli??is-retarded-~~~

    ??krazihottkelli?? — Your a moron.. I like this site , except for you ..

  39. lästermaul

    Who cares about that fucking piece of a shit of a dog?? She looks great. Thats all.

  40. ^^^^^KrazyhotKelliKlone^^^^^^^^^

    Kelli is inbred
    like the Peacockz
    on the x Filez
    Zimple country folk

  41. 35///U r a fuckin liar…U r zuperficial….

    34///Zo , U like to zuck zmall peniz? Whatz the matter
    do U get choaked and throw up? eat zhit, fucker

  42. krazihottkelli??is-retarded-~~~

    krazihottkelli?? = middle aged, beer gut, balding freak show, trying to gain some sort of attention by acting like a whorey little girl

  43. Annie Rexia

    #37. For somebody who supposedly hates racism, I don’t think “cracka please” is a very good name to give yourself. Racist fuck.

  44. The Great Bamboozler

    in 6 of these pictures she is looking at an image of herself. either in the magazine or in the reflection on the sliding glass door. the other ones she is on the phone or trying to get something to love her.

    i’d say that this is all pretty accurate. wanna fuck paris hilton? dress up in a suit of mirrors and give your cock a ringtone.

    and load up on the antibiotics…you’ll need em.

    godspeed.

  45. drewski

    I wonder how often her phone rings, and she accidentally answers her dog? That poor thing. Has a look on it’s face of, “Kill me now!”

  46. I’m going to make my tan better….whatz the fuckin tell ya, ztupidfuckerz?
    Too bad your old lazy fartfuckz getz to zit in the chair all day while your
    fatt ztomachz grow like your 18 monthz pregnant..can’t zee your feet…
    nice ….life…..

  47. No I’m not, my friend used to come to this site, and he told me about it, when i saw your comments i thought you were really interesting i had to get to know u better

    ??krazihottkelli??

  48. Annie Rexia

    Kelli. A couple of posts ago you told us you were black and your father was black. Then you went on a rascist rant about how well endowed black guy are. Which is It? You can’t make up your mind? Are you even a girl?

  49. Dave Chunkz

    Paris Hitler is RACIST and the world is going down the drain, the world is controlled by secret societies

  50. ***

    what the fuck is with that skull-pattern bikini? thats just fucking ugly!

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