Paris Hilton in a bikini – with Doug Reinhardt

August 11th, 2009 // 121 Comments

Here’s Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt rekindling their love in Bora Bora yesterday, and can someone explain to me why the hell’s there’s a hole in Paris’ leg? Wait. Of course! It makes perfect sense: A backup vagina. So that’s how she got Doug back. (Not counting money.)

Photos: Splash News

  1. yuki

    oh fuck her cooch is sneaking out somkinda jellyfish tentacle.
    my eyeballs r peeling themselves!!!

  2. zips

    And that, kids, is what happens when every STD known to medicine all get together to party in one person. And is that PEE coming out of her in the first pic?! Surely it isn’t a tampon string. I would have though Paris subscribes to the Britney Spears school of period hygeine – that is, why bother?

  3. MW

    It’s called a pubic bone, and hers happens to be extra revolting.

  4. Alli

    icky ishy stinky

  5. me

    #90:

    She ADMITTED in her book that she has herpes. Now who’s the overassuming dumb one?

    (Not that I read it).

  6. Annie Loves Anal

    90. Doug Reinhardt would suck the chrome off a trailer hitch if it could get him an ET exclusive. He needs to land a gay porn deal now, instead of tying a 2 by 4 to his ass so he can dive into that maggot invested meat canyon. A couple of years, the gays won’t want him.

  7. little rascal

    She is much too old to wear braided pigtails.

  8. Actually, i think her hairs about the only thing that looks cute on her. I wear braided pigtails sometimes *shrugs*. I’ve never found her attractive…and now look at her. Go figure.

  9. kdollarsign

    love u paris!!!! you look super duper cute in these pics

  10. jen

    A note to The Superficial: I’m a first time reader (credit Celebitchy links) and I think you are ridiculously funny! Just thought I’d let you know.

  11. David

    She look like the creture from the black lagoon as the creature came out of the water.

  12. me

    It’s funny what they look like when they dont realize they picture is being taken.

  13. RtSS

    She doesn’t even have enough meat on her labia majora. This is just wrong. ‘Fish, my eyes are burning, I need to flush them out. My eyes, I can’t see, they are burning… I need to flush them with more bikini shots of Bar Refaeli.

  14. MC

    This is a perfect photo for a “Feed the Children” campaign…

  15. Adb

    Oh please!
    Look at the rest of the pictures on other websites and you will see that Paris looks great.
    She does NOT do drugs and does not have STDs. All these stupid rumors are nothing but jealousy.

    Doug is rich and handsome and it looks like they are having a great time in Polynesia. You only wish you could live like Paris Hilton. Admit it LOL.

  16. I read her book and she admits nothing of the sort.
    Some of you are just big fat lying bitches and tabloid believing whores.

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  18. boobish

    I’d knock the bottom out of it!!!!!

  19. Seriously jus coz this girl is rich does not mean she is not a ho. She is like a walking disease. Who the puck has she not screwed. I dont know who the guy is but Paris really needs to disappear. I have never seen or heard of a more pointless celeb than her. she really is a disgrace and I thought she had changed with Benji but guess not. Also she really is NOT hot. Maybe she should take a leaf of Nicole’s book and settle down.

  20. stings
    Commented on this photo:

    God damn her body is gross! I thought it was an old woman at first glance!

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