Paris Hilton in a bikini – with Doug Reinhardt

August 11th, 2009 // 121 Comments

Here’s Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt rekindling their love in Bora Bora yesterday, and can someone explain to me why the hell’s there’s a hole in Paris’ leg? Wait. Of course! It makes perfect sense: A backup vagina. So that’s how she got Doug back. (Not counting money.)

Photos: Splash News
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  1. fuck you

    eat me screaming

  2. Dura

    Hot she’s peeing on him!

  3. D

    Why is she completely dry except her crotch? Do we need some wee-wee see in the ocean?

  4. Phil

    She’s looking OLD.

    She will not age well, physically or mentally.

  5. saywha?

    The reason she has a hole in her crotch is because the std’s have burned their way through the swimsuit. I have to say that these pictures are really disappointing. No boobs or no ass. I don’t mind skinny chicks at all, but what’s te point of being skinny if you’re so flabby in the arms, stomach, and legs? Sorry Paris, you just don’t do a bikini justice anymore.

  6. Boke a Smowl

    The lengths some guys will goto to bang and old retarded bitch.
    Also
    He gets two stars for taking one for the team and -1 star for letting the ghoul outdoors.

  7. Gerri Blank

    - dried-up hippy granny

  8. Deacon Jones

    ..I just had one of those stomach acid burps that burn like hell

  9. jlylec

    oh no…i wouldn’t fuck her anymore. too skinny and gross.

  10. ha

    What’s up with her left knee?

    Oh, and if I were born to eternal wealth and luxury, I would sure as fuck dress a lot better than that. She looks like an 11 year old.

  11. She puts the “whore” in horrendous…

  12. Oh. I thought that was a man.

  13. Nanotyrannus

    Her vagina’s in Bora Bora? So that’s where all those irukandji are coming from. In fact, I think some are coming outta her in pic one…

  14. will

    She. Looks. Like. Shit.

  15. Karmen

    That creature is just too vile for me to even talk about but seriously, what is that slimy crap leaking out of her vagina?!!! That poor poor man, I dont know who is but he must be pretty hard up to but his mouse in that.

  16. Karmen

    That creature is just too vile for me to even talk about but seriously, what is that slimy crap leaking out of her vagina?!!! That poor poor man, I dont know who is but he must be pretty hard up to put his mouse in that.

  17. uh Uh UH! Yeah ... hand me a kleenex, and clean yourself up. Here's $10, take a taxi home.

    That isn’t piss dripping from her crotch. Look again. While I projectile vomit.

  18. kev

    At first glance I thought this was a pic of an old lady beach combing for shells.

  19. Willie Dixon

    Look at what crawled out of the ocean…I thought these Darwinian creatures were supposed to have fins.

  20. sokka

    i hope this bitch dies from a violent debilitating disease that throwing all of her money at wont buy her a single extra minute on this planet

    and i hope it happens before the end of next year

    and by before the end of next year… i mean 5 minutes ago

  21. sokka

    i hope this bitch dies from a violent debilitating disease that throwing all of her money at wont buy her a single extra minute on this planet

    and i hope it happens before the end of next year

    and by “before the end of next year”… i mean 5 minutes ago

  22. Mal Gusto

    #4 Nailed it. She will not age well.
    “She looks like a tranny up close.” – Tina Fey

  23. K Dog

    I’d still hit it. An any guy says they wouldn’t is lying.

  24. Josh

    What has been seen…

  25. She’s looks like a old woman?.. what happen to her?

  26. Justin

    Ummm…Isn’t that Willie Nelson?

  27. Ben Dover

    Holy fuck they need to make phones that kill you if you hold them while your hands are wet. Whoever is in charge of making cell phones you really fucking messed up this time, jack-ass. We don’t pay you to sit there and put together eletronic shit that is safe for the annoying bitch to use we pay you to kill the bitch with “acidental eletrocution”. How do you expect us to keep banging twenty year olds if they don’t die from eletrical shock. Fuck you jack-ass safety nerd. She could have been dead, ffs.

  28. Dora the Explorer

    He drug use is taking its toll on her. She is finally showing what happens when you get caught up in that type of lifestyle. All the money and cosmetic Dr’s in the world won’t be able to fix that up.

  29. bad case of vaginal discharge

  30. Guest

    Starting to look a bit like Madonna
    with those gross zombie limbs.

  31. Superbiggerevil

    Olive Oyl LIVES!!!!

  32. skank

    what is with these nasty skanks and bruising on their legs? I can’t remember who it was but recently there was a set of photos of another dirty whore that had the telltale signs of some hard fucking the previous night.
    If they were at all healthy and ate more than just vodka and cocaine maybe they would not bruise like a ripe banana.

  33. Curley

    Can she palm a basketball? Dahyyum!

  34. Lord of the Cock Ring

    Gollum’s on a boat motherfuckers

  35. Bert

    She’s got a body like Walter Brennan before he got fat.

  36. As soon as Paris got into the water, the local sealife died from a new poison being pumped out from her mangina…

    ..Paris goes on record stating, “It’s lyke only a defensive weapon when it’s scared by unknown objects its not familiar with”.

  37. The way it is

    Her body is not that bad, but unfortunately that ugly mug is attached. Her hands and feet are freakishly big to. All in all, she is a 5.5, even considering her money.

  38. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    I must say she does look good with creampies.

  39. Bob

    Now, I’ve NEVER found Paris even slightly attractive, even before she became such a huge joke (I always thought she looked like a shiny wax figure) – but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a less attractive photo of her.

  40. Jeffer

    Why is she always wearing those injun headbands?

  41. Alex

    She never even entered the water. She dropped a load of pantie-pudding.

    Thats all smegma soaking her crotch and leg.

  42. Kid

    is this the Pacific Trench Ma ?

  43. SrfStrng

    SHE LOOKS SO GROSS!!! I can’t stand her! She is so annoying and UGLY. Please stop posting about her and the Gosselins.

  44. Imagination

    What smells like an ashtray and is worth a gagillion dollars?

  45. Randal

    Paris is beautiful! It’s great to see you out and about on the beach with us regular everyday folk, yet even then, you seem to strut your stuff and turn heads. Doug is a lucky man. Enjoy the surf and the sun!

    Randal

  46. sam

    It pisses me off that I am sitting in my basement wasting my time on this crap while this skanky ho is on YET ANOTHER beach/boat/ocean/lake/whatever. Life is NOT fair.

  47. Tom K

    She likes a crack whore from the homeless shelter!!!!!

    What is with the scars on her knees?

  48. Innocent Jim

    Funny, it’s not yellow like it should be. I watched the dumn skank, last night, on Letterman and she hasn’t changed. “He’s perfect size,” as she responded to Letterman’s question regarding her new toyfriend, Doug or whatever his name is. “Size?” ask Letterman. Folks, aside from a cheap-ass skank Paris is, I know I could enjoy an intellectual conversation with my neighbor’s pet pig instead of pea-brain Paris and she, the pig, doesn’t even wear any ridiculous goggles.

  49. Mickey0123

    Ok, now I think I am going to Yak seriously here. What happened to her body and what is that crap on her legs. Use to be that you only had to look past her size 17 feet but now she is sloppy and her legs look like she was whipped with a catoninetales. I wonder if Doug’s unit is ready to fall of yet.

  50. Galtacticus

    I don’t know what happened to her but it looks like that the booze and coke karma is finally taking her in.

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