Here’s Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt rekindling their love in Bora Bora yesterday, and can someone explain to me why the hell’s there’s a hole in Paris’ leg? Wait. Of course! It makes perfect sense: A backup vagina. So that’s how she got Doug back. (Not counting money.)
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fuck you | August 11, 2009 at 11:56 am
eat me screaming
Dura | August 11, 2009 at 11:59 am
Hot she’s peeing on him!
D | August 11, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Why is she completely dry except her crotch? Do we need some wee-wee see in the ocean?
Phil | August 11, 2009 at 12:01 pm
She’s looking OLD.
She will not age well, physically or mentally.
saywha? | August 11, 2009 at 12:04 pm
The reason she has a hole in her crotch is because the std’s have burned their way through the swimsuit. I have to say that these pictures are really disappointing. No boobs or no ass. I don’t mind skinny chicks at all, but what’s te point of being skinny if you’re so flabby in the arms, stomach, and legs? Sorry Paris, you just don’t do a bikini justice anymore.
Boke a Smowl | August 11, 2009 at 12:07 pm
The lengths some guys will goto to bang and old retarded bitch.
Also
He gets two stars for taking one for the team and -1 star for letting the ghoul outdoors.
Gerri Blank | August 11, 2009 at 12:11 pm
- dried-up hippy granny
Deacon Jones | August 11, 2009 at 12:15 pm
..I just had one of those stomach acid burps that burn like hell
jlylec | August 11, 2009 at 12:17 pm
oh no…i wouldn’t fuck her anymore. too skinny and gross.
ha | August 11, 2009 at 12:21 pm
What’s up with her left knee?
Oh, and if I were born to eternal wealth and luxury, I would sure as fuck dress a lot better than that. She looks like an 11 year old.
RichPort's Ghost | August 11, 2009 at 12:27 pm
She puts the “whore” in horrendous…
Giggles | August 11, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Oh. I thought that was a man.
Nanotyrannus | August 11, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Her vagina’s in Bora Bora? So that’s where all those irukandji are coming from. In fact, I think some are coming outta her in pic one…
will | August 11, 2009 at 12:36 pm
She. Looks. Like. Shit.
Karmen | August 11, 2009 at 12:43 pm
That creature is just too vile for me to even talk about but seriously, what is that slimy crap leaking out of her vagina?!!! That poor poor man, I dont know who is but he must be pretty hard up to but his mouse in that.
Karmen | August 11, 2009 at 12:43 pm
That creature is just too vile for me to even talk about but seriously, what is that slimy crap leaking out of her vagina?!!! That poor poor man, I dont know who is but he must be pretty hard up to put his mouse in that.
uh Uh UH! Yeah ... hand me a kleenex, and clean yourself up. Here's $10, take a taxi home. | August 11, 2009 at 12:43 pm
That isn’t piss dripping from her crotch. Look again. While I projectile vomit.
kev | August 11, 2009 at 12:43 pm
At first glance I thought this was a pic of an old lady beach combing for shells.
Willie Dixon | August 11, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Look at what crawled out of the ocean…I thought these Darwinian creatures were supposed to have fins.
sokka | August 11, 2009 at 12:53 pm
i hope this bitch dies from a violent debilitating disease that throwing all of her money at wont buy her a single extra minute on this planet
and i hope it happens before the end of next year
and by before the end of next year… i mean 5 minutes ago
sokka | August 11, 2009 at 12:53 pm
i hope this bitch dies from a violent debilitating disease that throwing all of her money at wont buy her a single extra minute on this planet
and i hope it happens before the end of next year
and by “before the end of next year”… i mean 5 minutes ago
Mal Gusto | August 11, 2009 at 12:53 pm
#4 Nailed it. She will not age well.
“She looks like a tranny up close.” – Tina Fey
K Dog | August 11, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I’d still hit it. An any guy says they wouldn’t is lying.
Josh | August 11, 2009 at 12:54 pm
What has been seen…
Mike Ashdown | August 11, 2009 at 1:01 pm
She’s looks like a old woman?.. what happen to her?
Justin | August 11, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Ummm…Isn’t that Willie Nelson?
Ben Dover | August 11, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Holy fuck they need to make phones that kill you if you hold them while your hands are wet. Whoever is in charge of making cell phones you really fucking messed up this time, jack-ass. We don’t pay you to sit there and put together eletronic shit that is safe for the annoying bitch to use we pay you to kill the bitch with “acidental eletrocution”. How do you expect us to keep banging twenty year olds if they don’t die from eletrical shock. Fuck you jack-ass safety nerd. She could have been dead, ffs.
Dora the Explorer | August 11, 2009 at 1:17 pm
He drug use is taking its toll on her. She is finally showing what happens when you get caught up in that type of lifestyle. All the money and cosmetic Dr’s in the world won’t be able to fix that up.
hedgehog | August 11, 2009 at 1:30 pm
bad case of vaginal discharge
Guest | August 11, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Starting to look a bit like Madonna
with those gross zombie limbs.
Superbiggerevil | August 11, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Olive Oyl LIVES!!!!
skank | August 11, 2009 at 1:53 pm
what is with these nasty skanks and bruising on their legs? I can’t remember who it was but recently there was a set of photos of another dirty whore that had the telltale signs of some hard fucking the previous night.
If they were at all healthy and ate more than just vodka and cocaine maybe they would not bruise like a ripe banana.
Curley | August 11, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Can she palm a basketball? Dahyyum!
Lord of the Cock Ring | August 11, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Gollum’s on a boat motherfuckers
Bert | August 11, 2009 at 2:21 pm
She’s got a body like Walter Brennan before he got fat.
The Jerk | August 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm
As soon as Paris got into the water, the local sealife died from a new poison being pumped out from her mangina…
..Paris goes on record stating, “It’s lyke only a defensive weapon when it’s scared by unknown objects its not familiar with”.
The way it is | August 11, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Her body is not that bad, but unfortunately that ugly mug is attached. Her hands and feet are freakishly big to. All in all, she is a 5.5, even considering her money.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 11, 2009 at 2:59 pm
I must say she does look good with creampies.
Bob | August 11, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Now, I’ve NEVER found Paris even slightly attractive, even before she became such a huge joke (I always thought she looked like a shiny wax figure) – but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a less attractive photo of her.
Jeffer | August 11, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Why is she always wearing those injun headbands?
Alex | August 11, 2009 at 3:23 pm
She never even entered the water. She dropped a load of pantie-pudding.
Thats all smegma soaking her crotch and leg.
Kid | August 11, 2009 at 3:38 pm
is this the Pacific Trench Ma ?
SrfStrng | August 11, 2009 at 3:53 pm
SHE LOOKS SO GROSS!!! I can’t stand her! She is so annoying and UGLY. Please stop posting about her and the Gosselins.
Imagination | August 11, 2009 at 3:55 pm
What smells like an ashtray and is worth a gagillion dollars?
Randal | August 11, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Paris is beautiful! It’s great to see you out and about on the beach with us regular everyday folk, yet even then, you seem to strut your stuff and turn heads. Doug is a lucky man. Enjoy the surf and the sun!
Randal
sam | August 11, 2009 at 4:04 pm
It pisses me off that I am sitting in my basement wasting my time on this crap while this skanky ho is on YET ANOTHER beach/boat/ocean/lake/whatever. Life is NOT fair.
Tom K | August 11, 2009 at 4:26 pm
She likes a crack whore from the homeless shelter!!!!!
What is with the scars on her knees?
Innocent Jim | August 11, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Funny, it’s not yellow like it should be. I watched the dumn skank, last night, on Letterman and she hasn’t changed. “He’s perfect size,” as she responded to Letterman’s question regarding her new toyfriend, Doug or whatever his name is. “Size?” ask Letterman. Folks, aside from a cheap-ass skank Paris is, I know I could enjoy an intellectual conversation with my neighbor’s pet pig instead of pea-brain Paris and she, the pig, doesn’t even wear any ridiculous goggles.
Mickey0123 | August 11, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Ok, now I think I am going to Yak seriously here. What happened to her body and what is that crap on her legs. Use to be that you only had to look past her size 17 feet but now she is sloppy and her legs look like she was whipped with a catoninetales. I wonder if Doug’s unit is ready to fall of yet.
Galtacticus | August 11, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I don’t know what happened to her but it looks like that the booze and coke karma is finally taking her in.