Good Morning! It’s Paris Hilton’s ass cheek.

April 26th, 2010 // 104 Comments

Because my pain is your pain, here’s Paris Hilton and her death knees hosting “Rehab – The Ultimate Daytime Pool Party” at the Hard Rock in Vegas yesterday and apparently they didn’t pay her enough to put her implants in. On that note, who knows how to inject penicillin into your soul? Because tying the King James to a hammer isn’t cutting it. Do you think a priest would bless me or would I have to look like Macaulay Culkin circa 1992? That seems like it’d be a lot of shaving.

Photos: Mavrix, WENN
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  1. Kathleen

    I never thought I’d say this, but after all the Jersey Shore losers who I don’t even look at or read about EVER, I miss Paris Hilton posts.

  2. Wow she looking gorgeous, and i have no words to praise her, She is the goddess of beauty,

  3. That ass is dead. Bury it.

  4. Doc

    We’re so superficial… megan fox’s thumbs, paris hilton’s knees… where will it end? Jessica Alba’s toes? Kate Hudson’s underarms? The inside of Scarlett Johansson’s vagina?

  5. Nice hooves Sasquatch.

    How many black babies has she aborted?

    Hope she didn’t actually go in the pool and turn it into STD soup.

  6. Louie

    @33: WIN.

    Hey, nice ribs. Oh wait: no, they’re not, anorexic is ugly.

  7. jessesgirl

    She’s not even that thin but she’s just so…bony and tranny looking.

  8. asdf

    So is having a SKELLITON body considered sexy these day ?

    who wants to have sex with bones, overly tanned skin, and some fake blonde hair ?

  9. captain america

    her brains are somewhere down there?

  10. way too much time in the sun, aging her quickly.

  11. Jessie!

    Orange, flat butt, decent abs but mainly just cause she’s so damn skinny. She needs to do some squats and deadlifts to get a nicer butt.

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  13. parissucksliterally

    I have never understood how her ass can sag, when it is non-existent. she defies nature.

  14. Fayers

    She needs boobs.

  15. yummyleadpaintchips

    Forget her leather butt look at her granny knees! All wrinkly and she got that quad crease, toned quads don’t have that slight roll of skin! I have never understood what all the hoopla has been about her she is awkward looking. She has none of the superficial things guys like … no boobs. no butt and she is far too skinny … she looks like a bobble head and that brings me to her head … her jaw line is more chiseled than some guys! Vomit!

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  17. Omiyauski

    Paris Hilton is a stupid, spoiled whore, and she isn’t in the least attractive, unless knobby kneed skeletons turn you on.

  18. rich

    i wonder how much longer the cameras will continue to snapp away while paris begins to look how she lives, her ass looks like it would have ray liottas cheek texture

  19. Omiyauski

    Hey, Ray Liotta is hot. Though I agree, his face wouldn’t look good on Paris’s butt (wtf?) Paris Hilton does nothing, she has no talent, she is famous for being famous, and she has fans, which is stupid because she doesn’t have anything to be fanatical about. I hate the modern cult of celebrity anyway, but people like Paris take it in a completely new, vacuous and shallow direction.

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    Hey, Ray Liotta is hot. Though I agree, his face wouldn’t look good on Paris’s butt (wtf?) Paris Hilton does nothing, she has no talent, she is famous for being famous, and she has fans, which is stupid because she doesn’t have anything to be fanatical about. I hate the modern cult of celebrity anyway, but people like Paris take it in a completely new, vacuous and shallow direction.

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