Because my pain is your pain, here’s Paris Hilton and her death knees hosting “Rehab – The Ultimate Daytime Pool Party” at the Hard Rock in Vegas yesterday and apparently they didn’t pay her enough to put her implants in. On that note, who knows how to inject penicillin into your soul? Because tying the King James to a hammer isn’t cutting it. Do you think a priest would bless me or would I have to look like Macaulay Culkin circa 1992? That seems like it’d be a lot of shaving.
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I love the smell of leather.
Paris is Hot. Great Bod, Style and she comes across as fun.
I’d do her in a second, but would make darned sure I’ve wrapped my tool!
She has the legs of an 80 year old.
Jerpes… those knees look whore-endous!
Why do her knees look so bad? did she undergo a lengthening surgery or something to make herself taller, those knees are not normal
As long as she can get on her knees they are fine by me.
she is re-donk-ulously gross
Why aren’t the Taliban firing poison gas at this abomination?
she is so std 2005.
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Can someone confirm or deny in picture 17 — is she smiling at her reflection? Oh jeeze — what a f’in turd.
Damn Fish that was funny as fuck! And this hag sure has nasty knees…yick!
Pancake ass.
Her left leg looks like my grandfather’s..
And his was hit by an artillery shell in Germany 60 years ago…
Can we trade her in for a new model? I think she’s been used and abused one too many times… Not to mention her fishy smell just won’t go away!!
Rode hard, put away wet. Skank. We’re all probably getting pink eye from this post. I just wish Ricardo Montalban was still around….”Fine Corintian leathaaaaaaaa!”
Isn’t she 30 now?
Isn’t she 30 now?
i’m sorry.. JERPES?
Those legs look like something I saw in a beef jerky jar on the counter of a Seven Eleven.
HAHA…. At least the beef jerky at Seven Eleven is safe to eat…
As most celebrities, she’s overrated.
John Boehner called… he wants his skin back…
I WOULD FUCK THOSE KNEES LIKE A WAMPA. Back me up, Luke. Oh I forgot – you’re classy. Sisterfucker!
i dont care what anyone says. i think she looks pretty hot, not to mention i would stick up her ass like a train going to tokyo! bullet train baby, yea!!
i dont care what anyone says. i think she looks pretty hot, not to mention i would stick up her ass like a train going to tokyo! bullet train baby, yea!!
i dont care what anyone says. i think she looks pretty hot, not to mention i would stick up her ass like a train going to tokyo! bullet train baby, yea!!
she looks like a barbie in 19
She needs to cover those disgusting legs and never, ever show them again.
Btw, ROFLMAO at “JERPES”
There ain’t enough chlorine in the fucking pool that would convince to get near that…..
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@ 22
*BURP* I hope you’re right!
Jerpes: jesus meets herpes.
WIN @ Deacon Jones #15. ROTFL.
Did the Herpes make her look like that?
LOL at her meeting President Obama in the White House last week?
Doesn’t that douchebag have better things to do?
Waist down…. A NIGHTMARE.
Sooooooooooooooooooooo orange
Her sister looks WAY hotter than she does….without even trying…
Bad photo of her knees, every woman has those moments. But the rest of her looks good.
A little bug just crawled across my screen. Oh…wait….
Tanning makes chicks look haggard early…give me a pale skinned woman any day.
I see some women coming out of the salons that look like the orange crypt keeper, scary shit!
Good morning, it’s your worst f’ing nightmare.
ANOREXIC. Look at her arms, shoulders, and feet! Gross!
Wayyyy too tan as well.
WHat ass cheek???
THese dumb hollywood bitches don’t realize that tanning that much is gonna make them age and wrinkle so much faster. She is so gross. Does she know how to bend at all?
Fake tan Fake boobs Fake nose Fake blonde Fake hair length Fake eye color Fake skinny REAL SKANK WITH REAL STDs
Are you sure that all she has is herpes and not some sort of super-STD that is causing her to waste away into a bony, jaundiced Gumby-doll? Seriously, how is she still walking around? More importantly, I want to know why we don’t have a vaccine yet.
CHICKEN LEGS!!
the orange beast. why is she always hiding her humongous feet in clunky pumps?
I am 53 and have better looking legs and knees – I’m not kidding. Close up, this gal is not impressive.
Not a good photo day for PH, she is not looking good atleast she has her money. Was she always so flat?
Overcooked chicken anyone?
She’s already looking like a crusty leather grandma. It only goes downhill from here.