Paris Hilton in a bikini and other slutty outfits

February 15th, 2010 // 78 Comments

Here’s Paris Hilton in Rio de Janeiro over the weekend where she promoted Devassa beer at Carnaval. Because when you’re Brazilian and in need of refreshment that lasts forever in your urethra, Devassa’s there.

What? Was that not what they were going for?

*looks again*

Sure about that?

UPDATE: So I’ve just been informed that Devassa literally means “slut” in Portuguese which would almost make this a brilliant marketing choice if their spokeswoman wasn’t over-qualified.

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  1. Uh, it’s Carnaval, Fish.

  2. Maca

    @1: Isn’t carnival the english word for carnaval?

  3. Taz

    The old writer always mentioned her std

  4. catska

    it’s Brasilian not Portuguese

  5. Vanessa

    do you know what “devassa” means? “slutty girl/woman”. :)

    (it really does, not joking, i’m portuguese.)

  6. ashley

    Pretty sure you’re Portuguese if you’re from Portugal.

  7. meh

    Dude, we are BRAZILIAN, not Portuguese! Jesus…. (please don’t say Buenos Aires is our capital, please!) – It’s BRASILIA by the way.

  8. Liz

    Does she ever NOT look awkward? It’s like her center of balance is off unless there is a penis inside her.

  9. yoyoyo

    You pimply faced nerds don’t pretend like you wouldn’t pop a load off in her mouth or on her tits

  10. april

    hahaha, omg..notice the guy’s facial expression in the second last foto ? he’s not looking at her, because he knows he would turn into stone. he actually looks like he’s about to burst in tears. EPIC photobomb

  11. Em

    Isn’t Portuguese a language and NOT a nationality? Curious, really…

  12. SLAP CHOP

    YOU JUST GOT SLAP CHOPPED.

    Who in the hell cares WHAT this ugly skank wears? She’s got no body worth looking at. Your 15 mins is up you ugly whore.

  13. Vanessa

    Geez, dude.

    Portuguese is the language spoken in Portugal, Europe. We’ve travelled around the world many, many years ago, so people in Brazil also speak portuguese, because Brazil was one of the lands we conquered (brazilian dudes, worry not, i know it was more like an invasion but let me keep the portuguese pride, ok? obrigada. :) )

  14. wtf

    Wow…I forgot Paris Hilton existed for awhile. It’s hard to come to terms with the fact that she still does. Dammit, Superfish!

  15. PUMP BOOBS

    @2 “refreshment that lasts forever in your urethra” = STD.

    Now someone explain how her tits are five different sizes in these pics.

  16. Ripper Owens

    Someone needs to beat her with a stick,

  17. Plastic Sturgeon

    She looks like her usual self, wasted, cheap, and promiscuous.

  18. duke

    Hey, Ripper, I think that happens at least a few times a day.

    Frikkin praying mantis lookin’ WHORE who can’t go anywhere w/o a makeover, and still only manages to look like a slightly softer version of Chris Martin, with bigger feet and hands.

  19. Everybody on this website

    Dear SlapChop,

    You are an idiot.

    Love,
    Everybody on this website

  20. SO RIGHT

    Her body was great when it was natural. Her implants (or whatever is going on with the top portion of her body) do not look good on her.

  21. JC

    Paris’ body looks good these days… she put a bit of weight on and now she looks healthy.

  22. abby

    her time is up. next.

  23. Doctachud

    OMG is that Samuel L Jackson! in #20
    Man that guys is everywhere!

  24. Walter

    Did Paris get a boob job?

  25. Ou!

    Ohhh yeah, should be very proud to be the nation who explored and took all the wealth of Brazil, leaving us with no resources or infrastructure to develop ourselves. Just a comment!

    And Portuguese is also spoken in some African countries. Although in each country, the Portuguese language has its peculiarities.

    Paris promoted the brand so well. Totally Devassa.

  26. Bigo

    Portuguese is a language and a nationality, you idiot! Learn some geography.

    The Portuguese were in Japan, too. Their tempura is actually a food with Portuguese roots.

  27. It looks like Paris put on a few pounds. Id bang that Devassa

  28. Paris doesn’t have implants but she does have access to bras that do a magnificent job of producing cleavage when she wants it.

  29. Veronica

    Paris who?

  30. j.

    her boobs look bigger

  31. grobpilot

    I thought this cunt was dead. Haven’t heard anything about her in a good long time (but not long enough).

  32. Zee

    The great thing is that Devassa is such a cheap beer!
    And for f**k’s sake learn geography and history, it wouldn’t kill you!

  33. chelsea

    is it just me or do her tits sometimes seem tiny then big out of no where? someones getting a little help. hahah.

  34. For F*(k's sake

    What is wrong with u cunts?! They speak Portuguese in brazil duhhh. It’s not only spoken in portugal. fish actually got it right. get some fucking culture douchebags

  35. Cartman

    Get DUI, promote beer. Works for me.

  36. Hello everyone…also see the other photos of paris hilton in Brasil here

    http://www.enimerwsi.com/2010/02/paris-hilton.html

    The blog is greek but you can translate it in any language you want very easy…We are waiting for you

  37. Hilton, mom you are very beatiful, if i were a bird, since before time, you were my gilfriend or better said, my heart, i am a man single and i am looking for a great woman as same you. i am venezuelan and wait for you when you want arriving to the JUNQUITO, i wll be waiting for you mom…

  38. I will concede one thing to her. Despite partying a lot, etc. She is always in the same shape. She never gets fat or bloated, etc. Although I do think she’s a tad skinny, but rather that than too fat.

  39. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. (MATTHEW) WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

    FOR MORE INFO., READ ALL OF THE COMMENTS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING AT THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NOT THE RIDICULOUS ONES THAT BEGAN TO BE MADE IN MY NAME AROUND THE VERY SAME DAY IN JULY 2009 THAT PARIS HILTON WAS FINALLY REMOVED FROM GOOGLE’S DATABASE, LEAVING PARIS JACKSON AS THE ONLY PERSON NAMED “PARIS” IN GOOGLE’S DATABASE.

  40. Perfect Double Tapered

    If it’s half as an effective laxative as Natty Light she could be on to something special.

  41. Tire Swing

    There goes her Rich Prosecco contract.

    Judging from her stumbling around, sounds like Devassa turns you into a slut whether you want to or not.

  42. yo

    i’m brazilian and devassa definitely doesn’t mean slut

  43. Brad

    When did her boobs get that big!?!

  44. Cumquat

    She didn’t get fat. She’s just flabby now. Her bod matches her 40-year old face is all.

  45. Dan Smyth

    Does it make me gay that I’m well aware that looking at her face makes me hard precisely because she looks so much like a tranny?

  46. Well, it just goes to show money will never buy you taste, and this wonderfully illustrated article simply highlights her lack of it…taste that is. I wonder what that beer tastes like? ‘sexy’ beer eh? hmmm Just goes to show you can stick a label on something and it can be marketed without any hint of substance. Ring any bells Paris? ding ding.

  47. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I WISH I WERE IN BRAZIL NOW!~

  48. I LAUGHED SO HARD ON THIS ONE. LOL!!!!
    Oh God, it’s so funny.

  49. Willie Dixon

    The Babelfish translation of “devassa” is “profligate”

    According to the power of Google (http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+profligate):

    # rake: a dissolute man in fashionable society
    # extravagant: recklessly wasteful; “prodigal in their expenditures”
    # debauched: unrestrained by convention or morality; “Congreve draws a debauched aristocratic society”; “deplorably dissipated and degraded”; “riotous living”; “fast women”

    Yup, that says urination burnination to me.

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