Here’s Paris Hilton in Rio de Janeiro over the weekend where she promoted Devassa beer at Carnaval. Because when you’re Brazilian and in need of refreshment that lasts forever in your urethra, Devassa’s there.
What? Was that not what they were going for?
*looks again*
Sure about that?
UPDATE: So I’ve just been informed that Devassa literally means “slut” in Portuguese which would almost make this a brilliant marketing choice if their spokeswoman wasn’t over-qualified.
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
Alex | February 15, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Uh, it’s Carnaval, Fish.
Maca | February 15, 2010 at 3:12 pm
@1: Isn’t carnival the english word for carnaval?
Taz | February 15, 2010 at 3:16 pm
The old writer always mentioned her std
catska | February 15, 2010 at 3:17 pm
it’s Brasilian not Portuguese
Vanessa | February 15, 2010 at 3:17 pm
do you know what “devassa” means? “slutty girl/woman”. :)
(it really does, not joking, i’m portuguese.)
ashley | February 15, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Pretty sure you’re Portuguese if you’re from Portugal.
meh | February 15, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Dude, we are BRAZILIAN, not Portuguese! Jesus…. (please don’t say Buenos Aires is our capital, please!) – It’s BRASILIA by the way.
bobtar | June 24, 2011 at 11:04 am
dude u speak Portuguese
Liz | February 15, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Does she ever NOT look awkward? It’s like her center of balance is off unless there is a penis inside her.
yoyoyo | February 15, 2010 at 3:21 pm
You pimply faced nerds don’t pretend like you wouldn’t pop a load off in her mouth or on her tits
april | February 15, 2010 at 3:22 pm
hahaha, omg..notice the guy’s facial expression in the second last foto ? he’s not looking at her, because he knows he would turn into stone. he actually looks like he’s about to burst in tears. EPIC photobomb
Em | February 15, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Isn’t Portuguese a language and NOT a nationality? Curious, really…
SLAP CHOP | February 15, 2010 at 3:24 pm
YOU JUST GOT SLAP CHOPPED.
Who in the hell cares WHAT this ugly skank wears? She’s got no body worth looking at. Your 15 mins is up you ugly whore.
Vanessa | February 15, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Geez, dude.
Portuguese is the language spoken in Portugal, Europe. We’ve travelled around the world many, many years ago, so people in Brazil also speak portuguese, because Brazil was one of the lands we conquered (brazilian dudes, worry not, i know it was more like an invasion but let me keep the portuguese pride, ok? obrigada. :) )
wtf | February 15, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Wow…I forgot Paris Hilton existed for awhile. It’s hard to come to terms with the fact that she still does. Dammit, Superfish!
PUMP BOOBS | February 15, 2010 at 3:33 pm
@2 “refreshment that lasts forever in your urethra” = STD.
Now someone explain how her tits are five different sizes in these pics.
Ripper Owens | February 15, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Someone needs to beat her with a stick,
Plastic Sturgeon | February 15, 2010 at 3:40 pm
She looks like her usual self, wasted, cheap, and promiscuous.
duke | February 15, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Hey, Ripper, I think that happens at least a few times a day.
Frikkin praying mantis lookin’ WHORE who can’t go anywhere w/o a makeover, and still only manages to look like a slightly softer version of Chris Martin, with bigger feet and hands.
Everybody on this website | February 15, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Dear SlapChop,
You are an idiot.
Love,
Everybody on this website
SO RIGHT | February 15, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Her body was great when it was natural. Her implants (or whatever is going on with the top portion of her body) do not look good on her.
JC | February 15, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Paris’ body looks good these days… she put a bit of weight on and now she looks healthy.
abby | February 15, 2010 at 4:04 pm
her time is up. next.
Doctachud | February 15, 2010 at 4:04 pm
OMG is that Samuel L Jackson! in #20
Man that guys is everywhere!
Walter | February 15, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Did Paris get a boob job?
Ou! | February 15, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Ohhh yeah, should be very proud to be the nation who explored and took all the wealth of Brazil, leaving us with no resources or infrastructure to develop ourselves. Just a comment!
And Portuguese is also spoken in some African countries. Although in each country, the Portuguese language has its peculiarities.
Paris promoted the brand so well. Totally Devassa.
Bigo | February 15, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Portuguese is a language and a nationality, you idiot! Learn some geography.
The Portuguese were in Japan, too. Their tempura is actually a food with Portuguese roots.
JMack | February 15, 2010 at 5:58 pm
It looks like Paris put on a few pounds. Id bang that Devassa
Urbanspaceman | February 15, 2010 at 6:00 pm
Paris doesn’t have implants but she does have access to bras that do a magnificent job of producing cleavage when she wants it.
Veronica | February 15, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Paris who?
j. | February 15, 2010 at 6:04 pm
her boobs look bigger
grobpilot | February 15, 2010 at 6:22 pm
I thought this cunt was dead. Haven’t heard anything about her in a good long time (but not long enough).
Zee | February 15, 2010 at 6:23 pm
The great thing is that Devassa is such a cheap beer!
And for f**k’s sake learn geography and history, it wouldn’t kill you!
chelsea | February 15, 2010 at 7:02 pm
is it just me or do her tits sometimes seem tiny then big out of no where? someones getting a little help. hahah.
For F*(k's sake | February 15, 2010 at 7:25 pm
What is wrong with u cunts?! They speak Portuguese in brazil duhhh. It’s not only spoken in portugal. fish actually got it right. get some fucking culture douchebags
Cartman | February 15, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Get DUI, promote beer. Works for me.
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ERIS ESPINOZA | February 15, 2010 at 10:35 pm
Hilton, mom you are very beatiful, if i were a bird, since before time, you were my gilfriend or better said, my heart, i am a man single and i am looking for a great woman as same you. i am venezuelan and wait for you when you want arriving to the JUNQUITO, i wll be waiting for you mom…
discount nutrition | February 15, 2010 at 11:29 pm
I will concede one thing to her. Despite partying a lot, etc. She is always in the same shape. She never gets fat or bloated, etc. Although I do think she’s a tad skinny, but rather that than too fat.
BRANDON M. WITTE | February 15, 2010 at 11:31 pm
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. (MATTHEW) WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
FOR MORE INFO., READ ALL OF THE COMMENTS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING AT THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NOT THE RIDICULOUS ONES THAT BEGAN TO BE MADE IN MY NAME AROUND THE VERY SAME DAY IN JULY 2009 THAT PARIS HILTON WAS FINALLY REMOVED FROM GOOGLE’S DATABASE, LEAVING PARIS JACKSON AS THE ONLY PERSON NAMED “PARIS” IN GOOGLE’S DATABASE.
Perfect Double Tapered | February 15, 2010 at 11:55 pm
If it’s half as an effective laxative as Natty Light she could be on to something special.
Tire Swing | February 16, 2010 at 2:58 am
There goes her Rich Prosecco contract.
Judging from her stumbling around, sounds like Devassa turns you into a slut whether you want to or not.
yo | February 16, 2010 at 3:11 am
i’m brazilian and devassa definitely doesn’t mean slut
Brad | February 16, 2010 at 3:33 am
When did her boobs get that big!?!
Cumquat | February 16, 2010 at 4:34 am
She didn’t get fat. She’s just flabby now. Her bod matches her 40-year old face is all.
Dan Smyth | February 16, 2010 at 5:48 am
Does it make me gay that I’m well aware that looking at her face makes me hard precisely because she looks so much like a tranny?
m3 card | February 16, 2010 at 5:48 am
Well, it just goes to show money will never buy you taste, and this wonderfully illustrated article simply highlights her lack of it…taste that is. I wonder what that beer tastes like? ‘sexy’ beer eh? hmmm Just goes to show you can stick a label on something and it can be marketed without any hint of substance. Ring any bells Paris? ding ding.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 16, 2010 at 5:56 am
I WISH I WERE IN BRAZIL NOW!~
bambooska | February 16, 2010 at 6:45 am
I LAUGHED SO HARD ON THIS ONE. LOL!!!!
Oh God, it’s so funny.
Sex Toy Store Online | February 16, 2010 at 7:37 am
thats hot
Willie Dixon | February 16, 2010 at 11:57 am
The Babelfish translation of “devassa” is “profligate”
According to the power of Google (http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+profligate):
# rake: a dissolute man in fashionable society
# extravagant: recklessly wasteful; “prodigal in their expenditures”
# debauched: unrestrained by convention or morality; “Congreve draws a debauched aristocratic society”; “deplorably dissipated and degraded”; “riotous living”; “fast women”
Yup, that says urination burnination to me.