Here’s Paris Hilton in Rio de Janeiro over the weekend where she promoted Devassa beer at Carnaval. Because when you’re Brazilian and in need of refreshment that lasts forever in your urethra, Devassa’s there.
What? Was that not what they were going for?
*looks again*
Sure about that?
UPDATE: So I’ve just been informed that Devassa literally means “slut” in Portuguese which would almost make this a brilliant marketing choice if their spokeswoman wasn’t over-qualified.
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
Uh, it’s Carnaval, Fish.
@1: Isn’t carnival the english word for carnaval?
The old writer always mentioned her std
it’s Brasilian not Portuguese
do you know what “devassa” means? “slutty girl/woman”. :)
(it really does, not joking, i’m portuguese.)
Pretty sure you’re Portuguese if you’re from Portugal.
Dude, we are BRAZILIAN, not Portuguese! Jesus…. (please don’t say Buenos Aires is our capital, please!) – It’s BRASILIA by the way.
dude u speak Portuguese
Does she ever NOT look awkward? It’s like her center of balance is off unless there is a penis inside her.
You pimply faced nerds don’t pretend like you wouldn’t pop a load off in her mouth or on her tits
hahaha, omg..notice the guy’s facial expression in the second last foto ? he’s not looking at her, because he knows he would turn into stone. he actually looks like he’s about to burst in tears. EPIC photobomb
Isn’t Portuguese a language and NOT a nationality? Curious, really…
YOU JUST GOT SLAP CHOPPED.
Who in the hell cares WHAT this ugly skank wears? She’s got no body worth looking at. Your 15 mins is up you ugly whore.
Geez, dude.
Portuguese is the language spoken in Portugal, Europe. We’ve travelled around the world many, many years ago, so people in Brazil also speak portuguese, because Brazil was one of the lands we conquered (brazilian dudes, worry not, i know it was more like an invasion but let me keep the portuguese pride, ok? obrigada. :) )
Wow…I forgot Paris Hilton existed for awhile. It’s hard to come to terms with the fact that she still does. Dammit, Superfish!
@2 “refreshment that lasts forever in your urethra” = STD.
Now someone explain how her tits are five different sizes in these pics.
Someone needs to beat her with a stick,
She looks like her usual self, wasted, cheap, and promiscuous.
Hey, Ripper, I think that happens at least a few times a day.
Frikkin praying mantis lookin’ WHORE who can’t go anywhere w/o a makeover, and still only manages to look like a slightly softer version of Chris Martin, with bigger feet and hands.
Dear SlapChop,
You are an idiot.
Love,
Everybody on this website
Her body was great when it was natural. Her implants (or whatever is going on with the top portion of her body) do not look good on her.
Paris’ body looks good these days… she put a bit of weight on and now she looks healthy.
her time is up. next.
OMG is that Samuel L Jackson! in #20
Man that guys is everywhere!
Did Paris get a boob job?
Ohhh yeah, should be very proud to be the nation who explored and took all the wealth of Brazil, leaving us with no resources or infrastructure to develop ourselves. Just a comment!
And Portuguese is also spoken in some African countries. Although in each country, the Portuguese language has its peculiarities.
Paris promoted the brand so well. Totally Devassa.
Portuguese is a language and a nationality, you idiot! Learn some geography.
The Portuguese were in Japan, too. Their tempura is actually a food with Portuguese roots.
It looks like Paris put on a few pounds. Id bang that Devassa
Paris doesn’t have implants but she does have access to bras that do a magnificent job of producing cleavage when she wants it.
Paris who?
her boobs look bigger
I thought this cunt was dead. Haven’t heard anything about her in a good long time (but not long enough).
The great thing is that Devassa is such a cheap beer!
And for f**k’s sake learn geography and history, it wouldn’t kill you!
is it just me or do her tits sometimes seem tiny then big out of no where? someones getting a little help. hahah.
What is wrong with u cunts?! They speak Portuguese in brazil duhhh. It’s not only spoken in portugal. fish actually got it right. get some fucking culture douchebags
Get DUI, promote beer. Works for me.
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http://www.enimerwsi.com/2010/02/paris-hilton.html
The blog is greek but you can translate it in any language you want very easy…We are waiting for you
Hilton, mom you are very beatiful, if i were a bird, since before time, you were my gilfriend or better said, my heart, i am a man single and i am looking for a great woman as same you. i am venezuelan and wait for you when you want arriving to the JUNQUITO, i wll be waiting for you mom…
I will concede one thing to her. Despite partying a lot, etc. She is always in the same shape. She never gets fat or bloated, etc. Although I do think she’s a tad skinny, but rather that than too fat.
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. (MATTHEW) WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
FOR MORE INFO., READ ALL OF THE COMMENTS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING AT THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NOT THE RIDICULOUS ONES THAT BEGAN TO BE MADE IN MY NAME AROUND THE VERY SAME DAY IN JULY 2009 THAT PARIS HILTON WAS FINALLY REMOVED FROM GOOGLE’S DATABASE, LEAVING PARIS JACKSON AS THE ONLY PERSON NAMED “PARIS” IN GOOGLE’S DATABASE.
If it’s half as an effective laxative as Natty Light she could be on to something special.
There goes her Rich Prosecco contract.
Judging from her stumbling around, sounds like Devassa turns you into a slut whether you want to or not.
i’m brazilian and devassa definitely doesn’t mean slut
When did her boobs get that big!?!
She didn’t get fat. She’s just flabby now. Her bod matches her 40-year old face is all.
Does it make me gay that I’m well aware that looking at her face makes me hard precisely because she looks so much like a tranny?
Well, it just goes to show money will never buy you taste, and this wonderfully illustrated article simply highlights her lack of it…taste that is. I wonder what that beer tastes like? ‘sexy’ beer eh? hmmm Just goes to show you can stick a label on something and it can be marketed without any hint of substance. Ring any bells Paris? ding ding.
I WISH I WERE IN BRAZIL NOW!~
I LAUGHED SO HARD ON THIS ONE. LOL!!!!
Oh God, it’s so funny.
thats hot
The Babelfish translation of “devassa” is “profligate”
According to the power of Google (http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+profligate):
# rake: a dissolute man in fashionable society
# extravagant: recklessly wasteful; “prodigal in their expenditures”
# debauched: unrestrained by convention or morality; “Congreve draws a debauched aristocratic society”; “deplorably dissipated and degraded”; “riotous living”; “fast women”
Yup, that says urination burnination to me.