Paris Hilton in a bikini

April 19th, 2009 // 61 Comments

Here’s Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt at the Coachella Music Festival yesterday, and I gotta admit, there’s times I would. I’d do- *click* Whoa! My penis just pulled a gun, everybody. Okay, I’m stepping away from the keyboard. You’re in charge. You’re the man. My car keys? Here you go even though we both know you can’t drive stick. Haha, talk about irony. *click* I’ll be good.

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  1. daryl

    she’s not as bad as most people put her to be, her looks are quite decent to be honest ( and body)

  2. Stating the Obvious

    I had no idea someone could be so annoying just standing still. How do you do it, Paris? How?

  3. Nate

    “I mean, just look at that skirt thing, hovering just about Cooterville. You’d have to be gay not to think about tapping that moist little whisker biscuit.”

    Wow! Someone needs some counseling…

    But yeah I’d hit it

  4. Paul

    She’s disgusting.

  5. trish

    first

  6. mikeock

    I still hit that mostly because it’s fun to bang chicks that think they’re hot shit. And – And – God forgive me, but I like her body.

  7. BEAM

    Ha! Those whacky right-wing extremists.

  8. mikeock

    I mean, just look at that skirt thing, hovering just about Cooterville. You’d have to be gay not to think about tapping that moist little whisker biscuit.

  9. daryl

    she’s not as bad as most people put her to be, her looks are quite decent to be honest ( and body)

  10. daryl

    she’s not as bad as most people put her to be, her looks are quite decent to be honest ( and body)

  11. britney's weave

    HAHAHAHA at him from the waist down in those last two pics. he looks like a knock-kneed eighth grade loser.

  12. Joe Mahma

    Why does Paris Hilton look like a dumb bitch in every single picture ever taken of her?

  13. josh

    im not gay, but that dude is good lookin’

  14. ~

    ew, he has stubby legs and his face is very punchable.

  15. Steph

    Why is she always leaning back? And what’s up with the headband over the hair thing lately? Overkill. She smokes? First pic i’ve seen of that ever.

  16. I Stayed Limp As A Biscuit

    With only the shape of the goose bumps on her chest and idiotic glasses she wears does NOT make me rise for the occasion. Spectacles off, seeing her “pick-a-hole, any-hole” alluring eyes, mounds and mounds of pussy + ass hair, gaping crotch and bung hole and I’d give my left nut to fuck her more silly than ever.

    More on those asshole glasses she wears, would any of you dare wear those in public? Even, for example, Dennis Rodman doesn’t wear these glasses.

  17. vag

    douche & douche

  18. SouthAfricanHotti

    she must own some super push up bra…. her breast go from to two enormous boobs….

  19. Rhialto

    The weather looks great out there! I hope for the audience she didn’t sing ‘stars are blind’?

  20. Sauron

    Doug Reinhardt is a true gentleman! He gives her a light all the time!

  21. Darth

    They got free tickets but she had to promise not to sing!

  22. Jay

    What is that thing in her navel?
    What is her contribution?

  23. Fuck U

    Does that bitch ever close her fucking mouth?
    God, she is horrible…I wouldn’t hit that with fishs’ dick.

  24. Car wash

    She looks like one of those plastic Hula dancers that somepeople buy for their dashboards. All she needs is a Lei, Oh wait, he’s standing right there next to her.

  25. Courtyardpigeon

    Can’t you at least post some photos of someone with a talent? The only reason this idiot is even a household name is because sites like this post photos of her everyday. Why?

  26. sam

    ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING HEADBANDS ALREADY! CHRIST!!!

  27. Alfalfa

    Why does that idiot always wear sunglasses even when it’s dark?

  28. Nice body – it’s a shame about the face, though.

  29. awats

    wtf with these awful headbands? some… make it stop…

  30. steph

    I get that she smokes, but why the hell is he smoking?! Isn’t he an athlete?

  31. paris

    her feet are UGLY !! looks like a guy !! she s a guy !!

  32. paris

    her feet are UGLY !! looks like a guy !! she s a guy !!

  33. Kelley

    I’m with No. 2 … this thing is the most useless thing on the planet for sure. She takes up space – that’s it.

  34. marme

    Yes the headbands they need to stop and that fucking hair cut. ugh brutual!

  35. aniuschka

    they both look very disposable

  36. HankTheDwarf

    Posting a picture of Paris Hilton in a bikini is like bragging you have tap water in your house.

  37. Tapeworm

    #30: because he’s a fucking douche. And he’s not an athlete, he’s a fucking actor (and a bad one at that.) Or maybe a reality TV star. Or an asshole.

  38. Murtaza. Soni

    Paris Hilton in Bikini. Not at all strange. Very typical of the Rich Spoilt Brat.

    What all can Life show you.

    On that note read some short stories on life … THE PHENOMENON CALLED LIFE THROUGH MY COLLECTION OF SHORT STORIES … http://lifeshortstory.wordpress.com/2009/04/16/who-is-luckier/

  39. Richo

    Both very annoying -_-

    Wouldn’t touch Paris with a ten foot pole. Who knows where she’s been as well. Especially hate Doug, indeed very punchable for what he did to Amanda.

  40. MJ

    My eyes have the herp now

  41. BIGHAIRYASSDUDE

    she HAS!!!! MAN FEET!!!….she’s NASTY! SHE’S UGLY!!!!

  42. jzzhanDZ

    She looks like a tranny. And where’s her ass? S/he doesn’t even look female!

  43. God damn ! now thats advertising the Hilton brand in the best possible way ! Small adverts get bigger responses ! http://www.oldhamads.com sign in and register today ! its your site your say !

  44. Ian Gay

    I don’t know what the hell that georgeous hunk could have seen in her. He’s so hot that I would be sucking himm all day long. I do not care about Paris.

  45. That dude could penetrate me all day. Godam he’s gorgeous.

  46. Verez

    Be honest and admit it… she has a smokin’ hot body. I’d tap that and so would you.

  47. Cory

    About the only thing worth looking at in that picture (unless you’re suicidal) are the sunglasses: http://www.popularglasses.com/Oversized/Sunglasses/Oversized_1046B_331311.asp

  48. She just oozes stupid! Blah!

  49. Ian Gay

    Hey azzur, he could penetrate me all day. I’d lick his whole sweaty body and swallow everything he wanted me to. That fuckin bitch is lucky to have him inside everytime she wishes. damn!

  50. Bosco

    Hey things are looking up for Paris. This recent headline should make her day:

    “New approach offers chance to finally kill herpes”

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