Here’s a shit-ton of pics of Paris Hilton hitting the beach yesterday while vacationing in Hawaii. In the meantime, I need to get estimates from NASA on burning an entire ocean, but I’m hoping they’ll accept a homemade coupon for “One Free Back Rub” as payment. I even used two different color Sharpies, so we’re basically talking about the greatest deal of their life.
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HOE……………………………………………………………………..
Remind me again why this slag is famous.
#94
I’m 100 percent heterosexual and I am not attracted to Paris. She looks likes a transsexual with little hormone injection size 34A tits. It is bad enough that Paris is a bimbo, but since she starves herself; this has got to make her even more of a light headed ditz. Her tits are too small for me. I’ll settle for perky 34B and up tits. She basically reminds me of a transsexual and I am t totally turned off by her. Paris has a masculine jaw line and a giraffe neck too.
@ 30
She’s anorexic but she still has plenty of body fat. She has no muscle tone whatsoever.
Hope Whatshisface is enjoying the herpes infestation. He’ll be paying for this vacay for the rest of his life.
Great abs. She must shop in the Tranny stores to find shoes for those size 12 feet of hers though.
@105
Paris trouble spot is her stomach and this is why she stays underweight. I have a figure like Paris and gain most of my weight on my stomach. If Paris sits down or wears tight binding clothes around her waist then her stomach flab will protrude like min. Look at Paris lower abdomin; you can definitely pinch an inch. I am trying to save $5000 for liposuction on my stomach because I am tired of starving myself.
You know, she DOES look a little manly, but it’s hard to tell–I think her main problem is her very broad shoulders and boniness where it shouldn’t be. You know, like her LEGS? I think her appeal to SOME men must be the way she carries herself. She acts like she’s 10xs hotter than she actually is, and that helps her attractiveness on a primal level. I wish Fish would post more pictures of hot half-naked men, though–I need to wash my eyes out now…….
lulz at her boyfriends nipples
#92
It is an old trick us females from the itty bitty titty committee do. We stick our little tits out so guys will look and think “Wow I love the way she sticks her tits out” instead of “Wow she is flat chested!” But I stick my tits and my ass out so I have a sway back and now I have back problems, but I get attention.
#107
I don’t think she appeals to men because of the way she carries herself. She appeals to some men because she is a dirty girl and she loves drugs. I’ve seen pics of her with that trashy Girls Gone Wild guy. She had cocaine all over her small tits. I also think gay guys like her because of her manly features.
I don’t get it. Some pictures Paris has huge boobs, and then ones like these, she has got nothing. What’s going on, I’m thoroughly confused.
#111
Paris wears a padded push up bra. I have small tits like Paris and I have to wear my padded push up bra tight so my tiny tits squeeze together to make cleavage. It is very uncomfortable and I only do it for pictures. I suspect Paris does the same after the paps take her picture.
nothing wrong with broad shoulders- better than having those small rounded ones that make you look like a pudding pop and dont allow for any athletic tone at all.
whether you think shes hot or not is a matter of choice. thats all.
nothing wrong with broad shoulders- better than having those small rounded ones that make you look like a pudding pop and dont allow for any athletic tone at all.
whether you think shes hot or not is a matter of choice. thats all.
The beach better watch out! Her herpes can swim!
114
Broad shoulders belong on a man or female body builder. Too bad Paris has a lot of masculine features; masculine jawline, flat chested, broad shoulders, big feet.
The necklace she’s wearing is by Stella and Dot. I’m impressed she’s supporting small inexpensive designers.
I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this, but do you guys notice how when Paris is in a bikini she always or almost always has some sort of cover up on? Skirt, shorts, etc? I don’t get it. Intense ingrown hairs perhaps?
She is as homely looking as they get…………………….but her body is to die for!
Let’s face it, we can talk shit about Paris, but she’s still hot anyway.
No tits, flat ass, wide waist, man hands, feet and jawline. I guess I can see the attraction some of the closeted homos might have for paris.
Why is she covering her ass?
Long and thin, no butt, no tits, flat like plane, no pussy…. What’s the fuss over such a rich ass???
#120
If this is your ideal of hot then you can have it, but I suspect most people see Paris as a rich man in drag looking self absorbed bitch with no true ambition or purpose.
Ha ha.
Fat chicks, chubbies and ghettop hoes all hate her.
Paris is fucking awesome.
Women hate her because she’s wealthy, slim and beautiful.
Call me a fag but I’d fuck her into a prolapse both orifices.
Maybe gays are just sick of fat, crude American women?
Crap, I just blew my load on your face again hun
Dubya :)))
Paris is hot.
#125
Paris quit posting stuff about yourself you no talent worthless anorexic man in drag looking media whore.
she look is very beautiful.I like it………
Paris is hot girl ……………………………….
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i wish paris hilton would ride/rape me…. she’s so hot. stop saying nasty things about her. give her a break.
Q: Which would be safer? (Causing less damage to ones self) Putting your penis in to a cup of battery acid….Or in to Paris Hilton??……lol
Q: Which would be safer? (Causing less damage to ones self) Putting your penis in to a cup of battery acid….Or in to Paris Hilton??……lol
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