Here’s a shit-ton of pics of Paris Hilton hitting the beach yesterday while vacationing in Hawaii. In the meantime, I need to get estimates from NASA on burning an entire ocean, but I’m hoping they’ll accept a homemade coupon for “One Free Back Rub” as payment. I even used two different color Sharpies, so we’re basically talking about the greatest deal of their life.
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how many sarongs does this bitch have to wear? channeling kardashian?
I almost hate my penis, but it would like to do very nasty things to that ho.
Paris Hilton hitting the beach yesterday while vacationing in Hawaii
Vacationing from what…?
I know it would burn my wiener off, but I still want to nail her.
Damn you penis.
Damn you Paris.
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Wow, the fatty mcgoo who she’s with needs to go ahead and hit a gym. Nice start of a spare tire :op
how can any man that has at least a little shred of self respect let himself be seen in public with this disgusting, worldly despised skank? what a douchebag…
She looks better than Britney in the previous pics…..
Big Bird … without the feathers !!
man…she is so nonral…i dont even know what to say about that…I wish Omar from the Wire would shoot her..i just learned about him on this cool website today (click my name)
I know it’s not a popular thing to say on here – but she’s looking damn good!
i would twist them nipples so hard she passes out from a hard orgasm
Notice they didn’t show the photos of all the marine life that washed up on shore as soon as she hit the water….
For the first time in history, they’re actually going to have to add chlorine to the Pacific Ocean….
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good call covering up that pancake ass Paris.
or are the herpes sores flaring up again?
i would twist them nipples so hard she passes out from a powerful orgasm
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i would wax the FUCK out of that skinny ass…
Are those hammer bruises on her thigh?
ive always felt that she had ogre feet
Show your ass you stuck up cunt
com’on!
she’s a good girl!
like we don’t know the superficialettes who comment on these boards do the same things she did (or worse… or shall i say better?) on those videos…
stop attacking her!
especially the women over here… oh com’on you nasty ladies…
Ha-ha.
Even now, girls will go on and on about how much they hate that disease-infested ugly talentless slut Paris Hilton, while their boyfriends look at these pictures and get boners. Hard biological truths make women bitter.
She’s a little thin, but still has a pretty decent body. Though she does have a freakishly long neck. I’d split that shit like an atom. Minus the explosive radioactive herpes.
Paris Herpes looks like a man in drag with her masculine jaw line and little tits that transsexual men get with hormone injections. She is covering her ass like Kim Kardaskank because her ass either has cellulite or it is getting too loose. When Paris gets older her underweight body is going to make her look frail and sickly. Have you ever seen an old underweight person look healthy?
This dirty whore isn’t looking half bad, but that’s probably just my penis talking.
She’s still just like a dirty white trash whore who hit the lottery. Even though shes got money she is still low class and skanky as fuck.
I’ve never seen someone pose so much, except maybe Speidi. It’s disturbing.
The guys that say they would hit Paris or Kim Kardashian say so because they are not getting any in the real world and these sad pathetic lonely horny men only have Rosie Palm has their sex mate lol!
She’s a guy now right ?
Or her last fondling job took care of everything
I love her turquoise necklace.
she could go water skiing with those feet!
No body fat on her.
Fuckable. But ultimately you’d want more meat.
Most guys wouldn’t want her as a girlfriend but they’d love to boink her once, since they’re stuck with overweight girls most of the time.
She needs a good protein shake.
#31
You must be overweight yourself or desperate dude. Hot chicks don’t want men with a few extra pounds or fat guys. I meet hot chicks at the gym, beach, dog park, and night spots. And I’m not talking about underweight chicks like Paris or fat induced curves like Kim Kardasshian; I’m talking about chicks with tight hot bodies and curves in the right places, but not fat induced like Kim Kardasshian and definitely not starve induced skinny like Paris.
Moron.
“SWEEP THE LEG JOHNNY!”
@9 How dare you sullen one of the greatest series of the decade with your spam?
“I meet hot chicks at the gym, beach, dog park, and night spots.”
Sounds like one of those spam ads. Or maybe a SNL skit.
#33… you don’t know how to use the word ‘induced’. just fyi there, buddy.
#33 get over yourself. Hot girls want guys with a fat…wallet. I’ll trade looks for success any day!
she has a bikini body indeed.
Those glasses totally suck. And I am sitting here in my basement freezing my ass off, wearing long undies, jeans, socks, a shirt and sweater AND sweatshirt and hating this f***ing bitch because she is on the beach in the sun in a bikini and has such a god damn EASY frickin’ life. I don’t care how “hard” she says she works. People who pay her to go to parties are creatures without souls. I hope she crashes her hideous pink skank wagon and gets torn to shreds by the damn diamonds in the dashboard. And I hope her boyfriend’s penis shrivels up and dies, even though I have no idea who he is… he is guilty by association.
And yes, I am feeling just a little bitter today. But even it I wasn’t I would still hate this smarmy blonde bimbo whore.
#41.
That was awesome….
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If you hang out at high schools (perv) you might see plenty of girls who aren’t fat. But these days, starting about halfway through college girls starting putting on the pounds. Not all of them, but definitely a large majority. It’s sad. If you’re in your mid-20s and you have a “curvy” girl as your girlfriend, make sure you fuck like crazy because you’ve got to be ready to dump her as she continues to eat the same way but exercises less and goes from curvy to lumpy. The current stats say this happens 2/3 of the time. Yikes.
“And I am sitting here in my basement freezing my ass off, wearing long undies, jeans, socks, a shirt and sweater AND sweatshirt – all of them size XXL – and hating this f***ing bitch because she is on the beach in the sun in a bikini that fits.”
fixed
Let’s see those inflataboobs now, bitch!
Yep – certainly IS a shit-ton of pics of the little retard
I thought women were supposed to have boobs.
Pic #10:
A question for the ladies – do you really enjoy seeing guys with their fucking shorts pulled down so you can see their pelvic bones?
I don’t get these boys wanting the world to see their crotches and ass-crack. What the hell is wrong with them?
@39
I eat women like you for breakfast.
Let me do you a favor, and predict the next 20 years of your life.
In 2 years – get genital warts from that “cute guy” you met at happy hour at the beach
(cont.)
in 5 years – figure it’s time to find a “rich” guy
in 7 years – after frequenting country clubs, 50-something year old happy hour hangouts, marry a prick with a Mercedes and coke problem.
in 8 years – fuck his son-in law on regular basis
in 9 years – develop drinking problem
in 12 years – develop OxyContin addiction, begin getting Botox regularly
in 15 years – your find out your husband has been fucking his secretary with the perky tits, get divorced
in 17 years – you end up getting the house in the divorce, but you’re a fucking mess between the booze and pills
in 20 years – you’re living with your mom, a shriveled up has been who blew thru the divorce settlement and just got her BMW repo’d. Men don’t even look at you anymore and your liver is ready to fail. Take care