Paris Hilton in a bikini

Here’s a shit-ton of pics of Paris Hilton hitting the beach yesterday while vacationing in Hawaii. In the meantime, I need to get estimates from NASA on burning an entire ocean, but I’m hoping they’ll accept a homemade coupon for “One Free Back Rub” as payment. I even used two different color Sharpies, so we’re basically talking about the greatest deal of their life.