Here’s a shit-ton of pics of Paris Hilton hitting the beach yesterday while vacationing in Hawaii. In the meantime, I need to get estimates from NASA on burning an entire ocean, but I’m hoping they’ll accept a homemade coupon for “One Free Back Rub” as payment. I even used two different color Sharpies, so we’re basically talking about the greatest deal of their life.
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beep | March 11, 2009 at 11:16 am
how many sarongs does this bitch have to wear? channeling kardashian?
somebastardincolorado | March 11, 2009 at 11:19 am
I almost hate my penis, but it would like to do very nasty things to that ho.
D4P | March 11, 2009 at 11:19 am
Paris Hilton hitting the beach yesterday while vacationing in Hawaii
Vacationing from what…?
Mal Gusto | March 11, 2009 at 11:19 am
I know it would burn my wiener off, but I still want to nail her.
Damn you penis.
Damn you Paris.
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brooke | March 11, 2009 at 11:20 am
Wow, the fatty mcgoo who she’s with needs to go ahead and hit a gym. Nice start of a spare tire :op
Fati | March 11, 2009 at 11:21 am
how can any man that has at least a little shred of self respect let himself be seen in public with this disgusting, worldly despised skank? what a douchebag…
Dubya | March 11, 2009 at 11:21 am
She looks better than Britney in the previous pics…..
Kelley | March 11, 2009 at 11:23 am
Big Bird … without the feathers !!
RMC | March 11, 2009 at 11:32 am
man…she is so nonral…i dont even know what to say about that…I wish Omar from the Wire would shoot her..i just learned about him on this cool website today (click my name)
Sportsdvl | March 11, 2009 at 11:37 am
I know it’s not a popular thing to say on here – but she’s looking damn good!
Andy | March 11, 2009 at 11:38 am
i would twist them nipples so hard she passes out from a hard orgasm
havoc | March 11, 2009 at 11:39 am
Notice they didn’t show the photos of all the marine life that washed up on shore as soon as she hit the water….
For the first time in history, they’re actually going to have to add chlorine to the Pacific Ocean….
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gotmilk? | March 11, 2009 at 11:39 am
good call covering up that pancake ass Paris.
or are the herpes sores flaring up again?
Andy | March 11, 2009 at 11:39 am
i would twist them nipples so hard she passes out from a powerful orgasm
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jlylec | March 11, 2009 at 11:45 am
i would wax the FUCK out of that skinny ass…
Jaan Kanellis | March 11, 2009 at 11:46 am
Are those hammer bruises on her thigh?
azzman | March 11, 2009 at 11:47 am
ive always felt that she had ogre feet
Deacon Jones | March 11, 2009 at 11:48 am
Show your ass you stuck up cunt
ohhh stop | March 11, 2009 at 11:48 am
com’on!
she’s a good girl!
like we don’t know the superficialettes who comment on these boards do the same things she did (or worse… or shall i say better?) on those videos…
stop attacking her!
especially the women over here… oh com’on you nasty ladies…
Nelson | March 11, 2009 at 11:49 am
Ha-ha.
Even now, girls will go on and on about how much they hate that disease-infested ugly talentless slut Paris Hilton, while their boyfriends look at these pictures and get boners. Hard biological truths make women bitter.
kuntlappinmothafukker | March 11, 2009 at 11:55 am
She’s a little thin, but still has a pretty decent body. Though she does have a freakishly long neck. I’d split that shit like an atom. Minus the explosive radioactive herpes.
Jackson | March 11, 2009 at 11:58 am
Paris Herpes looks like a man in drag with her masculine jaw line and little tits that transsexual men get with hormone injections. She is covering her ass like Kim Kardaskank because her ass either has cellulite or it is getting too loose. When Paris gets older her underweight body is going to make her look frail and sickly. Have you ever seen an old underweight person look healthy?
Tom K | March 11, 2009 at 11:58 am
This dirty whore isn’t looking half bad, but that’s probably just my penis talking.
She’s still just like a dirty white trash whore who hit the lottery. Even though shes got money she is still low class and skanky as fuck.
noparishater | March 11, 2009 at 11:58 am
I’ve never seen someone pose so much, except maybe Speidi. It’s disturbing.
Dr Drew | March 11, 2009 at 12:00 pm
The guys that say they would hit Paris or Kim Kardashian say so because they are not getting any in the real world and these sad pathetic lonely horny men only have Rosie Palm has their sex mate lol!
Gar | March 11, 2009 at 12:05 pm
She’s a guy now right ?
Or her last fondling job took care of everything
Valerie | March 11, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I love her turquoise necklace.
theblacksarong | March 11, 2009 at 12:06 pm
she could go water skiing with those feet!
ph7 | March 11, 2009 at 12:08 pm
No body fat on her.
Fuckable. But ultimately you’d want more meat.
Andy | March 11, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Most guys wouldn’t want her as a girlfriend but they’d love to boink her once, since they’re stuck with overweight girls most of the time.
Frank N. Stein | March 11, 2009 at 12:19 pm
She needs a good protein shake.
Surfer Dude | March 11, 2009 at 12:20 pm
#31
You must be overweight yourself or desperate dude. Hot chicks don’t want men with a few extra pounds or fat guys. I meet hot chicks at the gym, beach, dog park, and night spots. And I’m not talking about underweight chicks like Paris or fat induced curves like Kim Kardasshian; I’m talking about chicks with tight hot bodies and curves in the right places, but not fat induced like Kim Kardasshian and definitely not starve induced skinny like Paris.
Max Planck | March 11, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Moron.
Deacon Jones | March 11, 2009 at 12:30 pm
“SWEEP THE LEG JOHNNY!”
p0nk | March 11, 2009 at 12:30 pm
@9 How dare you sullen one of the greatest series of the decade with your spam?
Jeff | March 11, 2009 at 12:33 pm
“I meet hot chicks at the gym, beach, dog park, and night spots.”
Sounds like one of those spam ads. Or maybe a SNL skit.
#33 needs a dictionary | March 11, 2009 at 12:35 pm
#33… you don’t know how to use the word ‘induced’. just fyi there, buddy.
hot girl | March 11, 2009 at 12:35 pm
#33 get over yourself. Hot girls want guys with a fat…wallet. I’ll trade looks for success any day!
i must say... | March 11, 2009 at 12:37 pm
she has a bikini body indeed.
sam | March 11, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Those glasses totally suck. And I am sitting here in my basement freezing my ass off, wearing long undies, jeans, socks, a shirt and sweater AND sweatshirt and hating this f***ing bitch because she is on the beach in the sun in a bikini and has such a god damn EASY frickin’ life. I don’t care how “hard” she says she works. People who pay her to go to parties are creatures without souls. I hope she crashes her hideous pink skank wagon and gets torn to shreds by the damn diamonds in the dashboard. And I hope her boyfriend’s penis shrivels up and dies, even though I have no idea who he is… he is guilty by association.
And yes, I am feeling just a little bitter today. But even it I wasn’t I would still hate this smarmy blonde bimbo whore.
havoc | March 11, 2009 at 12:43 pm
#41.
That was awesome….
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Tony | March 11, 2009 at 12:45 pm
If you hang out at high schools (perv) you might see plenty of girls who aren’t fat. But these days, starting about halfway through college girls starting putting on the pounds. Not all of them, but definitely a large majority. It’s sad. If you’re in your mid-20s and you have a “curvy” girl as your girlfriend, make sure you fuck like crazy because you’ve got to be ready to dump her as she continues to eat the same way but exercises less and goes from curvy to lumpy. The current stats say this happens 2/3 of the time. Yikes.
ed. | March 11, 2009 at 12:47 pm
“And I am sitting here in my basement freezing my ass off, wearing long undies, jeans, socks, a shirt and sweater AND sweatshirt – all of them size XXL – and hating this f***ing bitch because she is on the beach in the sun in a bikini that fits.”
fixed
Dr Phowstus | March 11, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Let’s see those inflataboobs now, bitch!
Monkey's Bone | March 11, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Yep – certainly IS a shit-ton of pics of the little retard
Kathleen | March 11, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I thought women were supposed to have boobs.
Mr. Jones | March 11, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Pic #10:
A question for the ladies – do you really enjoy seeing guys with their fucking shorts pulled down so you can see their pelvic bones?
I don’t get these boys wanting the world to see their crotches and ass-crack. What the hell is wrong with them?
Deacon Jones | March 11, 2009 at 1:27 pm
@39
I eat women like you for breakfast.
Let me do you a favor, and predict the next 20 years of your life.
In 2 years – get genital warts from that “cute guy” you met at happy hour at the beach
Deacon Jones | March 11, 2009 at 1:35 pm
(cont.)
in 5 years – figure it’s time to find a “rich” guy
in 7 years – after frequenting country clubs, 50-something year old happy hour hangouts, marry a prick with a Mercedes and coke problem.
in 8 years – fuck his son-in law on regular basis
in 9 years – develop drinking problem
in 12 years – develop OxyContin addiction, begin getting Botox regularly
in 15 years – your find out your husband has been fucking his secretary with the perky tits, get divorced
in 17 years – you end up getting the house in the divorce, but you’re a fucking mess between the booze and pills
in 20 years – you’re living with your mom, a shriveled up has been who blew thru the divorce settlement and just got her BMW repo’d. Men don’t even look at you anymore and your liver is ready to fail. Take care