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I didn’t post this yesterday because I read conflicting reports saying it wasn’t true, but now photographs have surfaced verifying that Paris Hilton and Travis Barker have hooked up.
The pair met at a party at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas last week. An eyewitness said: “Before long they were making out on one of the VIP beds. They were groping and grinding with their clothes on. “All her friends and her sister NICKY were there, just looking on stunned.” The pair then headed for strip club Spearmint Rhino. But a source said: “Their steamy show in their limo near the rear VIP private entrance was more sizzling then the lap dances inside. “Guys were standing around watching.” On Monday they were snapped sneaking into a hotel in LA. Paris hid behind sunnies and a leopard print hoodie as they separated and entered the hotel apart. She made the no-bonking pact with girl pals to see who could last the longest while putting work first.
And then last night – the same day she was arrested for a DUI – she was spotted making out with Travis outside of Hyde. She also put on a dark wig and had her publicist Eliot Mintz chauffeuring her around, hitting up Hyde instead of attending the premiere of her movie Bottom’s Up. Which makes sense, because why promote your own movie when you can be reinforcing rumors you’re a drunken whore? Throw in a terrible boob job and cut off her ass and we’ve got ourselves another Tara Reid.
Some more of Paris and Travis after the jump, including her delightful dark-haired disguise. Alliteration, I call thee friend.
also what is this sarah jean deal i am confused.
Umm, #49? That chick he was married to before was a fat cow. He was probably smooshed by her. And she also lived a Paris Hilton like lifestyle. Except she did less, and had far less right to party. Because her reality show was boring.
#25, yeah I can see what you mean, but Travis Barker isn’t Paris’s type. You know? I just hate imagining them together.
Jenny, You must be as stupid as they come.
Travis’ ex wife was a playboy model, do you think Hugh Hefner would let a tub of lard (like yourself) pose for his magazine.
No.
How ironic that Parasite Hilton hangs out at a nightclub called “Pure”. That’s like Tara Reid hanging out someplace called “Sober”. Or “Smart”.
And why the fuck does she always have a wonky eye? Is that what happens when you constantly wear (coloured) contact lenses?
People who don’t want to be publicly ridiculed for their ugly lives should not plast their pathetic shit all over the internet. If this cuntrag knew at all what this site was about then she should not have allowed her site to be accessed by the people such as myself to check her shit out & chastise her for being a self-absorbed, beastiality-loving shitlicker.
Yes, Jennifer Aniston sued the people who went to extreme measures, for some bizarre reason, to take nudey shots of her, but those pictures were also plastered all over this site and many others when they came out… you can’t sue everybody. but you can sue the people who took the pictures. So I say SUE SARAH BALLARD! And her rotten family.
You people are so mean. You don’t know how much you’ve upset my family. Please let this, the Lords day, be a day of repent for all of you. God help you.
#52 – Yeah, Travis’ wife was fat…IT’S CALLED PREGNANCY!!!
The railroading of Sarah-Jean has to be one of the most heinously hilarious threads I have read in some time. I can just picture her family gathered around her bed as she cries desperately into her lilac-scented Hello Kitty pillow, calling their pastor seeking legal and spiritual advice. As biatcho said, you’d have to be a fucking moron to link your blog to a forum such as this, and expect not to get a long hard ass-reaming. Thankfully, all blue laws have been recinded in my area, so the chihuahua fucker is fair game even today. Hopeless, Ferret, and Jrz, you really should consider taking this show on the road. Classic material, I just wish she would have fought back a little harder (or at all). What the hell is a good Christian girl doing at a house of debauchery such as this anyway? And on the Lord’s day no less… she should contact damnYELL and they can cry on each other’s shoulders, as long as she promises not to make any Black jokes. But she’ll need to hurry; visiting hours at the zoo are almost up for today.
jailbird and drummer. it could work.
I have paris but i do have to say she doent look half bad w/ dark hair.
But #53, how famous is she? Paris Hilton is our blonde icon of the day that the tabloids love. Everyone knows who Paris is, what she does everyday, and so on. Paris is the most famous woman on earth, maybe tied with Lindsay. Anyways, I wish him and his wife would get back together and raise their unfamous kids, or at least keep themselves away from Paris. Poor Paris, fucking commoners now.
I just love that when Travis posted that immature rant on MySpace everyone was defending him and slamming Shanna. That he went on and on about her being a bad mom and out all night…
According to this Travis was out at Pure, then Speramint Rhino, making out with an STD petri dish… where are his beloved kiddies? Lemme guess, home with the nanny. It just so easy to put others down for behaving just as you do.
I just love that when Travis posted that immature rant on MySpace everyone was defending him and slamming Shanna. That he went on and on about her being a bad mom and out all night…
According to this Travis was out at Pure, then Speramint Rhino, making out with an STD petri dish… where are his beloved kiddies? Lemme guess, home with the nanny. It just so easy to put others down for behaving just as you do.
her lazy eye really pisses me off. every single picture i see she has that one fucked up eye, she has money isnt there some kind of surgery to fix that? its so freakish looking.
Travis Barker? That is one Gumbi looking mother fucker…. If Gumbi was covered in ink and chocked full of piercings… What is his neck like 28 inches long?
56 – I shat myself laughing. What is your plan, to give us your testimony and convert us to your cult/religion?
Grow up and get off the internet if you can’t hack it…
travis barker always disappoints… i’m not surprised
Test.
Please read my link.
*sigh*
Sarah-Jean, you asked for it when you linked your blog to this website. I assume that you’ve read this website enough to get the gist of the type of bantering/fighting that goes on here. So when you came on here acting like you’re Miss Superior, you really asked for it. You couldn’t have made a more open invitation to get reamed if you were bent over with your pants pulled down and had a freakin’ flashing neon arrow pointed at your butt. If you’re going to link a blog, you better make sure it’s pretty damn spectacular. Not about your chihuahua.(?!!) However, I agree that certain persons went too far by emailing you, your family and friends. That’s just crossing the line there, IMO. But you should have just left if you didn’t like what was going on here. Now you’re trying to scare people over the internet with linking to a website about internet harrassment? Please, Sarah-Jean, you’re digging yourself in even further. I have nothing against you except for your self-righteous indignation and bull-dog tenacity to keep this stupid crap going. No one cares about you anymore. Get over it, you’re last week’s news. This is the Superficial, after all.
The only thing these two are missing are the flea collars. I am not hating, but I can’t even laugh at this story. One walking STD meets another.
As sad as it may sound maybe these two will find peace with one another. F*ck, yea right.
Shaun
#68 – Thanks for the informative link. I was having a bout of insomnia and that helped clear it right up. Just to be clear, if I ‘accidentally’ email you ‘suggestions’ on how best to fuck yourself, that’s okay, as long as I don’t show up on your doorstep with a step-by-step guide, right? I need to know before I buy my bus ticket. Best regards.
Paris and Travis….It’s like the waters of a Cess Pool meets the waters of a Kiddie Pool.
Oh, since we’re addressing the Sara Jean issue on this link, I’ll just cut and paste my response from the John Revolta in Drag link….hold on.
just read Sara Jean the Lilac Queen’s link. I love people who plaster thier lives, inner-thoughts and beliefs for the world to see, even provide a link into it WHILE they ridicule us for exercising OUR freedom of speech by bashing mirror kissing celebrities, and then cry like a bitch when they get made fun of. She’s just pissed because she got speared by her own stingray…to keep it current. People who live in glass houses, ever hear of that, oh enlightened one?
Stalking. HA! This chick lives in a fantasy world. She wants to be a celebrity so badly that she now considers what amounts to getting her ass handed to her in a thread war stalking. Mmm hmmm, and all those cars ahead of me on the road this morning were my diplomatic escorts!! yep. Because I’m so fucking important. At least I am when I’m delusional.
Oh, and, can we consider it harassment since Sara Jean the Lilac Queen has made it a point to come back to this site and invite us to read her link AGAIN???
This scumbag has evidently a soft spot for worthless drunk sluts.
oops, missed this, too….#56
“You people are so mean. You don’t know how much you’ve upset my family. Please let this, the Lords day, be a day of repent for all of you. God help you.”
Fuck you, you bible-thumping fucking hypocrit.
That eye is like the Tell Tale Heart eye.
Whoa….anna nicole smith’s son died in the Bahamas three days after she delivered her new baby. geez.
This Sara Jean stuff is so f’n funny. What a moron for posting so much stupid personal stuff on the internet!
How gross is the thought of Travis Barker and Paris Hilton getting it on? That is so nasty.
my only hope is that she is pregnant and gives birth to the worlds first negative-intelligence baby. Which of course will die soon after because it forgot to breathe.
Damnit Sarah Jean. What is it going to take to get you out of our backyard? You little psychotic attention-mongering whore.
You know you love the attention that we give you. You never got it growing up in New England with that pair of blanched-out WASP parents of yours. And you obviously aren’t getting it from Damien, or Darien, or whatever the fuck your husband’s name is.
I have a long week ahead of me in which I can either focus on hassling random celebrities, or focus on berating some east coast dimwit who should have her internet connection turned off. It is up to you which path I choose.
So, seriously, stay the hell out of here. I am the god of all hellfire, and seeing as how I have neither a conscience, nor a positive emotion in my body, I would have no problem making you my special little project on the internet. I didn’t get enough hugs growing up, and I am a bit displeased about that.
Also, do the world a favor, and remove every webpage in existance that has any reference to you, your family, your wedding, your husband Darius (or Dakken, or Dilkin – what the FUCK is his goddamn name?), your little dog Skippy, or anything that may even remind the world about you. You can’t hang with the big dogs, you little bitch, so stay on the porch and off of the web.
You one-woman freakshow, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-psychologist, because if you are so stupid to confront this collection of highly-intelligent psychotics, then you’ve just gotta go ahead and change the captain of your brainship, because he’s drunk at the wheel.
So, just to re-cap, here is a list of things that I care as little about as you, your family, and this conversation. Let’s see… low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everythingj every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions!
PS – don’t throw your religous crap my way. The Lord and I haven’t been on speaking terms for quite a while, so he won’t be much help to you this time.
Give Doris and Doug my best. Also, tell Skippy I hope he gets that peanut butter smell off of his collar.
Goddamn it, I hate stupid people.
TCLTC
And to think I used to like that wonkie eyed whore! Of all people Travis Barker? Yuck! Lets see….If I was a celeb who would I get my STD’s from?
Please leave brunette to the girls who can handle it a bit more responsibly…
@81- Angry Ferret, great rant!
Now that you got that out of your system, can we downgrade you to ‘Mad’ Ferret Jones or maybe ‘Unhappy’ Ferret Jones?
Maybe I should hold off on my postings until after I have had a cup of joe, and rubbed the sleepies from my eyes.
I saw them making out at her cd release party here in vegas. I thought it was gross, and lost soo much respect for Travis.
hee hee hee. Like the new disease.
I can’t get the voice of Elmer Fudd out of my head saying, “quawantined for herpetitis. no one may weave the pwemises”. :)
You people are so mean. You don’t know how much you’ve upset my family. Please let this, the Lords day, be a day of repent for all of you. God help you.-SJB
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA OMG! I MEAN, REALLY, all of you are my heroes…. I cant believe that shit. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH i love it.
Borderline Personality Bitch, here’s something I have learned:
People with BPD will engage in frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment making sure to swipe double the amount of peanut butter to the pussy in order to keep the chihuahua in place.
BPD patients may also have uncertainties about their identity or self-image. They tend to see things in terms of extremes, often percieved as white trash mongoloids. Such people also typically view themselves as victims of circumstance and take little responsibility for themselves or their problems.
Other symptoms include:
Frequent displays of inappropriate anger towards disengaged people of the opposite sex
Recurrent acts of crisis such as wrist cutting, overdosing, or self-mutilation
Feelings of emptiness and boredom due to little or no sex life
Intolerance of being alone for five minutes.
If you or anyone you know is suffering from these conditions please visit:
my thanks to: Angry Ferret, I LOVE you…
#87 – That may well be the fucking funniest comment I read all day. I keep wepeating in to myself…
Holy shit, Ferret! Nicely done. Gramatically correct and the whole bit. Unfortunately, the gist of your diatribe may be lost in the void between SJ’s ears. Still, it’s great to read the unrestrained rantings of people who understand that there really are retards in the world who need to be set straight.
OMG, the LORD’S DAY?!!???? What the FUCK? I know very little of what is going on between everyone else and this Sarah-Jean character, but I sure do hate religious asshats, especially ones who link to a piece about “cyber-stalking”, and who feel the need to make 10 billion blogs about every little thing they do during their lame ass, boring day. Keep your Jesus bullshit to yourself, ok? NOBODY wants to hear that crap, especially when it’s used in the most sanctimonious, holier-than-thou way. And I’m DYING reading the comments about this bitch, you all have outdone yourselves this time…and I thought the Edna, MeaganHarris, and Sherry-Co feuds were awesome, but this is WAAAAY better. It’s like Christmas and my birthday all rolled into one big, bitchy ball!
Where is the picture of them together? I mean in the same photo not 2 photos next to each other?
81 – You made my day a little brighter…. Thank you. :)
anyone who thinks paris is hot has got be extremely mentally retarded. I had a friend who thought she was hot and i tried to see what it was he saw but couldnt get past her freakish eye thats 50% smaller than the other.. *shudders* bleargh…
is that bob barker’s son?
Las Vegas Headlining Impressionist Larry G Jones – The Man of 1002 Voices and Vegas Comedian Joe Trammel teamed up to fight and raise money and awareness for drunk driving. Joe stayed in a ‘jail’ ( next to the casino Larry headlines in ) for all of Paris’ jail term out in the Las Vegas 110 heat.
See the VVVVVVVVideos of Joe as Paris Hilton in his cell on you tube.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6yOjYN0QZ5Y