Here’s Part 2 of the epic story that is Paris Hilton at the beach. There was just too much story to fit into one post. Too much action. Too much romance. Too much danger.
Check out Part 1 here.
Photos: Splash
Paris Hilton wears a diaper to the beach
July 2nd, 2007 // 118 Comments
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queen | July 2, 2007 at 12:01 pm
first?
Boogmeister1 | July 2, 2007 at 12:02 pm
first
Chris | July 2, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Wow..somebody tell her how stupid she looks with those huge glasses
Fuffy Butt | July 2, 2007 at 12:03 pm
is that a fucking diaper? lmao!!
fatshit | July 2, 2007 at 12:05 pm
go lose some weight paris.
Jillblondie | July 2, 2007 at 12:06 pm
I hate this bitch.
Texas Tranny | July 2, 2007 at 12:06 pm
I would LOVE for her to “diaper” me. LOL
I think her bikini is fucking ugly, mine is way prettier. :-)
Casey | July 2, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Who cares that she is swimming, lets talk about why she is wearing a diaper at the beach.
Jimbo | July 2, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Doesn’t Paris have any friends? Are we all suppose to beleive she is just hanging alone reflecting on the meaning of life or how she is going to help those poor women that were in jail with her?
shanipie | July 2, 2007 at 12:08 pm
I seriously cannot stand this chick. Only this fucking Rich Bitch doesnt need to work out and actually loses weight in prison. Don’t most chicks gain weight there? I try to lose 10 lbs and it takes like 6 months with hard core exercising, she’s depressed for 23 days and it just falls off her? Go Jump Off a Fucking cliff you spoiled dipshit who can’t even tell Larry King what Bible passage is her favorite…moron
MeatSack | July 2, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Humanitarianism at work here, let’s keep an eye open for tips on a greater “perspective” on life… ehem.
Wee | July 2, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Look! She almost died while the waves smashed her head against the rocks!!! It would have been the happiest day of my life if she really had died!
P | July 2, 2007 at 12:14 pm
LOL – You people are SO f’n jealous.
She looks so good in these pics and I’d hit that in a heartbeat. Sad thing is most here would too. Just too PUSSY to admit it.
veggi | July 2, 2007 at 12:16 pm
@13. You’re a guy? That says f’n? That’s hot. And by hot, I mean fucking retarded.
Jimbo | July 2, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Good morning veggie, how is the hang over?
billy | July 2, 2007 at 12:19 pm
to #13: no i wouldn’t fuck her because if i did my dick would disintergrate off.
Doomhammer | July 2, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Jail did her some good. Its the best her body has looked in a long time. Got rid of that beer belly and the chubby ass. Looking good Paris.
(Your’e still a filthy whore though)
NeoRealist | July 2, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Paris Hilton is a bold faced bigot and doesn’t deserve coverage..don’t believe me? I just posted the video where she shares her thoughts on Blacks, Jews, Asians, and the poor.
veggi | July 2, 2007 at 12:23 pm
haha. How’d you know jimbo?
LeeLee | July 2, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Fatass.
Bern | July 2, 2007 at 12:24 pm
HELLO THERE — MY BOOBS ARE BACK.
USE THE LINK ABOVE.
THEN USE THE LINK ON THAT PAGE.
THEN SEE GARGANTUAN CANS.
THEN EITHER GAG, OR MASTURBATE.
THEN PRAISE BERNARD.
Jimbo | July 2, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I would say I was watching you, but the last time I joked like that, it almost got me in trouble. It was jsut a good guess
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | July 2, 2007 at 12:28 pm
No talent
Can’t fuck
Shit body
She’s Triple Threat Paris!
wedgeone | July 2, 2007 at 12:29 pm
#13 – No thank you. I’d like to keep my meatsicle from spontaneously combusting if that’s OK with you.
#21 – goddamm Bern! That’s got to be the fugliest DMBS you ever posted. Oh, the horror!!
You should have posted the 4 bikini babes I sent you a while back.
havoc | July 2, 2007 at 12:29 pm
She doesn’t like wet bikini bottoms. Gotta air out the herpes….
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charm | July 2, 2007 at 12:32 pm
What is she doing? Picture 12… I’m baffled.
I agree with everybody else, this is the best she has looked in a loooong time. Jail’s been good to her.
mel | July 2, 2007 at 12:33 pm
im sorry but this looks like Paris’s look alike! why would Paris go and do this? come on as much as you hate her she ain’t that stupid after getting out of jail that is so her look alike that is why she is wearing the big old glasses there jaw line isn’t even the same!!!!!
Ang | July 2, 2007 at 12:37 pm
is this even her? her nose looks smaller and not all hooklike
cooter | July 2, 2007 at 12:55 pm
She probably gave the jellyfish herpes.
http://www.spamfreeforums.com/cootercleavage/
Joe | July 2, 2007 at 12:58 pm
@#13 If I didn’t know who she was, I’d hit it – but knowing the history…not even with yours
shanipie | July 2, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Actually yeah in pic 12 that doesn’t look like her…her nose is turned up
daqueen | July 2, 2007 at 1:03 pm
She’s gorgeous!
Oh, which one of those rocks is a paparazzi who took the pictures???
Chauncey Gardner | July 2, 2007 at 1:08 pm
What I wouldn’t give to see a fucking pelican come up and start pecking at her Pampers.
krazihottkelli? | July 2, 2007 at 1:10 pm
shez like that aztronaut
diaper lady that drove down
here from Texaz to kill that
other chick..and now claimz she
didn’t wear a diaper,,yea right..
Pariz iz trying to revert back to
being a baby..thatz what jail did
to her..??????!
mrs.t | July 2, 2007 at 1:11 pm
#28, #31: I was just thinking the same thing-that is not Paris’ previous nose. Either she had the hook removed or this is that Pathetic Paris Impersonator Person.
Bern | July 2, 2007 at 1:15 pm
24 – that one is good, Wedge. I always forget about it. I often go for comedic value over hotness — easier to make jokes this way.
meh | July 2, 2007 at 1:20 pm
diaper, hehehe, prolly full of poo.
go for kate | July 2, 2007 at 1:21 pm
looks like jail dissolved her fear of people watching her poop?
Rock Hard | July 2, 2007 at 1:25 pm
She looks beautiful! And she looked so sexy on Larry King!
Word on the street is that she gives the best head and is the greatest fuck.
Keep it up Paris! You look great.
Chaz Bashtein | July 2, 2007 at 1:25 pm
#13 you are right! Those pictures look nice.
I like the diaper ass shot.
After seeing her on Larry King I must admit she’s not a bad looking chick. I guess all that makeup she wears makes her look like a skank.
Question to all the real men out there.
If you woke up in the middle of the night and Paris Hilton was standing at the foot of your bed naked…you wouldn’t do her?
I would.
citizenstrange | July 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm
That’s not a diaper. She was just not able to get her bikini wax done while in prison.
YouRang | July 2, 2007 at 1:40 pm
#40 I think I would yell out “Oh God, I don’t want a bunch of horrible diseases!” Most men will fuck anything. So that hot enough to fuck logic only proves that on a scale from 1 to 10 Paris is a 2 or better.
lambman | July 2, 2007 at 1:45 pm
wow superficial, you’ve managed to out stupid yourself with this post.
I didn’t think it was possible but managed to raise the bar for unfunny blog posts with this one.
celticraider | July 2, 2007 at 1:52 pm
#40
I agree I’d do her.
Hopefully her friend Kim Kardashian was standing next to her.
Brock Landers | July 2, 2007 at 1:54 pm
She should be wearing “Oops I crapped my Pants.”
wheninPariswashurdick | July 2, 2007 at 1:56 pm
All I can think of is that Valtrex prescription. Way back in ’89 we knew about some really hot chick a grade ahead of us in high school who mysteriously never had a boyfriend. None of us freshman guys could figure it out until after my best friend ended up sleeping with her at a party. Then the next week he had this giant sore on his lip, and I’m not talking a cold sore. This thing looked like a freakin volcano. Needless to say, we all figured out why she never had a boyfriend. Ugh…. herpes must be worse than AIDS. At least you die from AIDS.
jrzmommy | July 2, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Here, this is a fun, useless piece of info:
Some folks who like listening to people’s conversations backwards have been playing Paris Hilton’s interview with Larry King in reverse and listening for hidden messages. The conclusions of ReverseSpeech.com is that when King asks Hilton about former best friend Britney Spears, if you listen carefully to Hilton’s response, it sounds somewhat like, “Snake, her soul is sick.” And what did she learn from her time in jail? Her backwards answer: “Name bigger.”
Texas Tranny | July 2, 2007 at 2:02 pm
LOL………..
Cum on Super, I need some jackoff material REALLY bad.
Jimbo | July 2, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Paris may have no friends but I wanna munch on her pubes
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | July 2, 2007 at 2:26 pm
#40 I’d do her allright. Straight hand to the throat the a foot on her larynx should do it.