Paris Hilton was spotted on a beach in Hawaii doing some sort of slut calisthenics. She’s literally just lying there practicing spreading her legs, like she’s training for some nonexistent whore competition. If you ever went on a date with her, I imagine this is the last thing you’d see before passing out and waking up to find doctors desperately trying to save your life by amputating your burning genitals. And the whole time the doctor would just be shaking his head side to side screaming, “The horror!”
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you always need a good stretch
“She’s literally just lying there practicing spreading her legs, like she’s training for some nonexistent whore competition.”
Oh my god! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Maybe she’s just waiting for a dick to fall in.
She’s become so much classier since she left jail!
Guess who had baked beans last night.
male legs
#11, #12, #19, and Fish: that is her “Good Morning Exercise” she learned in WhoreCare.
#20 she doesn’t.
#32 LOL
#44 in WhoreCare
#45 call Quentin Tarantino. Or Victor.
#52 Yes! You got it!
She has no ass and no tits but I can’t stop thinking how sliding my dick down that long neck would feel. I saw the clip and you bitches could learn how to give great head by doing some of her moves. Stop ragging til you can do better!
She looks like Urkel with those glasses.
After looking at these photos, it is obvious: Paris Hilton DID NOT get breast implants. Unless by “implants” we are talking about male pectoral implants! Amazing what a bra and gel padding can do for an Oompa Loompa.
You know, this post by the superfish actually was kind of funny.
In that first shot, she looks like she’s trying to kick like a horse?
Paris seems to be enjoying her self after her time in jail. Keep yourself updated at canyon-news.com for all the latest on her.
U would not believe the old
zhit I saw at the beach today
with tiny little zpandex ..on
trying to cover a dick and the
fucker waz snowfuckinwhite…
must of been a snowbird….unreal…
the ballz…the nerve..!!!!!!!!!!!!!
number 57 is a fucking retard. Better than what? Better than being an anorexic, booze-swilling, drug-addicted,lazy-eyed, two-faced, fake-ass, racist, classist, spoiled, lying, whining, crybaby whore with herpes? Umm…I think most of us have probably got that one down.
where is her Bible???
Lord save us from parisis
seriously? thats just pilates shit, everyone and their grandma does em. just lookin for somethin to hate
does anyone know what kind of sunglasses those are?
paris can do anything and still be sexy love ya baby girl xoxox
How is it possible to be thin and flabby at the same time? She has like no muscle tone. Except maybe in her throat.
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