Paris Hilton was spotted on a beach in Hawaii doing some sort of slut calisthenics. She’s literally just lying there practicing spreading her legs, like she’s training for some nonexistent whore competition. If you ever went on a date with her, I imagine this is the last thing you’d see before passing out and waking up to find doctors desperately trying to save your life by amputating your burning genitals. And the whole time the doctor would just be shaking his head side to side screaming, “The horror!”
Photos: Splash
First | July 2, 2007 at 10:26 am
Frost Piss
H | July 2, 2007 at 10:28 am
sexy
Rocko | July 2, 2007 at 10:29 am
Somewhere between 1-10 and im eating corflakes so there bitches!
NicotineEyePatch | July 2, 2007 at 10:29 am
She’s going for the gold in the Whore Olympics.
smaddox | July 2, 2007 at 10:30 am
prison did her gooood…. she’s lost weight… still scary though.. scary as hell!! (comforting penis as it’s curled up in fear)
leelee | July 2, 2007 at 10:31 am
Her bikini top looks weird… yeah?
sdr4jc | July 2, 2007 at 10:33 am
THIS ISN’T PARIS. LOOK AT HER NOSE.
Donna | July 2, 2007 at 10:35 am
i’m just jealous that the whore bag is in hawaii.
skins | July 2, 2007 at 10:41 am
She looks alot better. I mean everything except her face.
And by better I mean, it looks like she gained some weight.
DancingQueen | July 2, 2007 at 10:41 am
That’s NOT hot.
LL | July 2, 2007 at 10:42 am
I hate to give her any compliments, but her bod looks OK. I don’t know what that leg-lifting thing is, maybe she’s airing something out or whatever, but…
She’s still an idiot.
SearchEngines WEB | July 2, 2007 at 10:46 am
She did not get a chance to do anything really physical for Three Weeks.
She is just trying to exercise and enjoy life her again
Thankfully, she is able to take advantage of the entire summer
Snatchit | July 2, 2007 at 10:46 am
What the hell is that stuffed down her pants in pic #3 (ass shot)? I’m guessing it’s either an air freshener or a fly repellent strip.
YouRang | July 2, 2007 at 10:53 am
FUCK! I’m back at work again. How does this keep happening? And Paris “Toucan” Hilton is (insert derogatory comment here).
notyou | July 2, 2007 at 10:54 am
those look like rolling papers…looks like miss hilton is still breakin’ laws.
Door | July 2, 2007 at 10:59 am
What the hel could havel happened in jail that motivated a needs to learn how to kick?
hmm…?!
sourgrapes | July 2, 2007 at 11:00 am
hey i have no problem with hanging out by the pool in a bikini, but, after her little mother Theresa act on LK, talking about feeding the hungry and curing the ill does she have to run out to Hawaii IMMEDIATELY after said interview to go mindlessly bake in the sun and live the rich live?
she is just fucking stupid and vapid enough to think that speaking of it on LK WAS the actual charity work.
worthless cunt
jrzmommy | July 2, 2007 at 11:02 am
That is one greezy ho.
havoc | July 2, 2007 at 11:03 am
She’s just airing out her cootch.
Either that or ripping a really good fart…..
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meh | July 2, 2007 at 11:09 am
so, why does she need practice?
meh | July 2, 2007 at 11:10 am
btw, anyone else find it nauseating how she’s milking the incredibly small stint she did in jail? and people actually feel sorry for her and say she was treated unfairly. bull!
sourgrapes | July 2, 2007 at 11:11 am
of course, i am very bitter cuz its monday morning, i am back at my shitty job and that stupid whore is living the highlife
Anonymous 1981 | July 2, 2007 at 11:12 am
What happened to her Bible? What, she doesn’t need Jesus anymore?
Oh and I’m surprised she kept her legs closed this long since getting out of jail.
Coco | July 2, 2007 at 11:14 am
i don’t think you could ever rationalise anything paris hilton does. I doubt she even knows why she does this shit.
also, i’m surprised with the amount of fucking baby (porn star style) oil she has on that she didn’t go flying off her lounger. slut.
JP | July 2, 2007 at 11:19 am
She should just become a porn star and get it over with
no1justminda | July 2, 2007 at 11:23 am
She’s trying to tan her flappy cooch!
miss oblivious | July 2, 2007 at 11:24 am
I was going to say she actually looks kind of good here; until I got a look at her saggy ass…and it was literally all down hill from there. Her legs look splotchy from the fake tan, and I see cellulite beginning on her thighs. But other than that she looks like a buttery roll right out of the oven! I bet she’s all happy she lost those 20 lbs in jail. Surprised she doesn’t look that thrilled to see the papp’s taking her pic though. Usually she hams it up.
Zed | July 2, 2007 at 11:26 am
Am I the first to say ” I’d hit it”? :P
Karri | July 2, 2007 at 11:27 am
Honestly, she looks really pretty in these.
Donkey | July 2, 2007 at 11:29 am
That’s one greasy monkey.
chimpy | July 2, 2007 at 11:30 am
I hear this skank has the biggest fukin feet out there. Figures.
Miserable Bastard | July 2, 2007 at 11:32 am
She’s trying to get the busboy’s attention. Most people would just wave.
Donkey | July 2, 2007 at 11:34 am
I’d definitely do her…. if she didn’t have herpes that is.
Coco | July 2, 2007 at 11:39 am
her hand in #5 looks so deformed, like an ewok’s hand or something. weird.
ssdd | July 2, 2007 at 11:40 am
Compared to the jail release photos … she doesn’t look the same… the nose is not hooked down as much..the hands here are huge.. and the ears don’t look elfen….
I don’t know .. maybe its her…either way, she’s ugly as hell and looks like Brini Maxwell.
Aislinn | July 2, 2007 at 11:40 am
Hey, when you only have one talent, you have to practice.
Practice does not make perfect in this case though…it makes, uh….herpes.
Morticia | July 2, 2007 at 11:47 am
#17 you said it. I was just sitting here marveling at how hard all this charity work must be on her stupid ass.
daguz | July 2, 2007 at 11:50 am
There is good nekked and bad nekked..
Andrea | July 2, 2007 at 12:04 pm
I found this story in our local news this morning. I just do not understand it! As rich as Paris is why would she not make her car payments? If she does not want it anymore why not auction it off on EBay and whatever profits she made after paying it off that money could be donates to M.A.D.D. and prove that she is serious about changing and doing charity work! I just cannot believe how irresponsible Paris is but yet insists on referring to herself as a Businesswoman! A person a with a head for business would sell their car and not allow it to be reposessed! Here is the link to the story:
http://www.cfnews13.com/Entertainment/HeyJohn/2007/6/30/paris39_repossessed_car_in_orlando.html
Wee | July 2, 2007 at 12:08 pm
I think the headline should be: Paris spreads her STDs
wedgeone | July 2, 2007 at 12:19 pm
#19 – Or both. QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFF!!!!
#25 – she tried that already. Didn’t you see her sex tape? It was awful.
#28 – You’re the ONLY one.
#40 – Now THAT’S a funny headline. Take note, Fish.
Wonky eye … beak nose … man hands … swimfins for feet … no tits … large & flappy snatch … herpes … saggy asscheeks … HOW DESPERATE DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS ATTRACTIVE??
Bern | July 2, 2007 at 12:28 pm
HELLO THERE — MY BOOBS ARE BACK.
USE THE LINK ABOVE.
THEN USE THE LINK ON THAT PAGE.
THEN SEE GARGANTUAN CANS.
THEN EITHER GAG, OR MASTURBATE.
THEN PRAISE BERNARD.
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | July 2, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Sooo that’s what that smell is. I thought someone had mailed me a live tuna.
flavio | July 2, 2007 at 1:09 pm
yeah, its called ‘exercise’, maybe you’ll try it out someday too! her ass actually looks pretty hot…
Silo333 | July 2, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Oh but to lick and suck those feet…
krazihottkelli? | July 2, 2007 at 1:19 pm
she lookz like she gained weight..
thoze bikini bottomz R way too small
for her..they make her look fatt..
doezn’t matter, she ztill lookz like
a man to me?????big fatt handz*feet§.
meh | July 2, 2007 at 1:24 pm
holy crap those feet are huge and nasty
yucko | July 2, 2007 at 1:24 pm
to those of you in love with this thing
EEEWWWWW!!!
enjoy your stds.
El Ces | July 2, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Hmm, looking good, but it doesn’t look like she’s having such a good time.
Give us a smile, Paris;)
krazihottkelli? | July 2, 2007 at 3:16 pm
I look zo much better
than her????..-??????
I think I’ll go for a
zwim?????..therez zome
cute guyz and chickz
down there, hell yea???!